Monday, July 13th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 10th!

The next time Michelle Duggar gives birth, maybe they’ll remember to close the window first. - The C Word

Runners-up:

Kate Goselin's family tree. Yes, she descended directly from Satan. - jazzfish_77

Damn, when that nerd's rubber band snapped, he got some aiiiiiirrr. - TFBuckFutter

Satan rolls his eyes and sighs as Clarence, his most stupid and slow demon, fails his big entrance yet again. - TexnDoc

Thanks Joe

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konstantine777's picture
Submitted by konstantine777 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 1:12am.

So is this what they meant by Jon Gosselin and Christian Audigier getting into business together?

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Submitted by SATANDEZ on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 1:59pm.

Nice ones, everybody. The C Word's winner conjured up a seriously fucking hilarious image.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 1:59pm.

Big congrats C-Word!! And all you other funny funny sluts!

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Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:44am.

C Word! Too funny.

Master Blaster's picture
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:39am.

Congrats everyone!

C Word, I knew you were going to take the gold with that. You made me laugh out loud!

(is that a faux paus writing the whole phrase or is LOL mandatory these days? whatev)

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:53am.

C Word - hilarious! Congrats!

Congrats to all - all very funny!!!!

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freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 8:46am.

Congrats C Word! That one gave me the LOLs! Yay Jazzy! You are hilarious! Congrats TFBuckFutter and TexnDoc!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:53am.

Congratulations to the loveliest C-Word on Dlisted. ;)

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The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:52am.

Thanks guys! It's been a bit of a tough week so this was a welcome pick-me-up. :)

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:45am.

Big Congrats to The C Word!! "Close the window" LFMAO!

Big runners-up congrats to TFBuckFutter and TexnDoc for funny captions!!

I'm in good company today! Thanks MK and everyone!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:38am.

WOOHOO Foxay Humps♥! *doing cartwheel, crashing into pyramid of empty boxed wines* Congratulations Jazzy ♥, TFBuckFutter, and TexnDoc.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:37am.

LOL....congrats! Love C-Word's!!! :D

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:34am.

YOO-HOO!! Congrats C-Word!!
Congratulations to the other winners also!

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The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:34am.

Aww, thanks MK...Congrats to jazzy, TFBuckFutter, and TexnDoc!!

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Submitted by prostitutionwhore84 on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 5:05pm.

The maternity ward at Ferngully Community Hospital.

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Born Again Tree Hugger.

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"The Curious Case of Why Pregnant Mothers Shouldn't Shit in Plane Bathrooms"

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After thirty-two years in the city, dumpster baby took his routine to the tree tops.

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Look pa, i'm a real boy! (transition from tampon to boy)

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When Tommygirl asked him if wanted to join the mile high club, Jerry had no idea he meant to flush him right after.

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And this is why....we were not suppose to eat the forbidden fruit

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Ali- "Mom! Lindsay passed out in the sun again!"

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Getting Baked and staying High: You're doing it wrong!

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After that Perez Hilton went straight home to blog about his second encounter with will.i.am!

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Submitted by fauve on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:50am.

Another casualty of Sevin Nyne.

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after a wild night of PARTYING!!! I just want to know where the hell I got this Parasite Hilton's tan?!? and how I ended up in Neverland?!?

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Is it wrong for a rich and successful woman to have a sugar baby? is it wrong that she falls in love with a handsome and charming man? It's human nature for her to want a younger and more attractive partner. Furthermore, more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship, such as sugarscupid. c o m.

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After a night of clubbing with the East L.A fire fighters and a case of Pepto Bismal, Brendan Fraser tries to decide where to go for breaky.
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Submitted by fauve on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 5:22pm.

That'll teach Chris Martin to ask Fishsticks where the peanut butter is, during one of her detoxes.

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The flying spaghetti monster has sent his only son, Boyardee, in human form to give us prophecies of the future!

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Jamie Kennedy's wigger act isn't appreciated by everyone.

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Since Michaels's death, disturbing photos of Neverland have surfaced.

Vern's picture
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The rest of Jonathon Rhys Meyer's body attempts to follow his liver's emancipation!

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THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BANDAGED AND BASTED SHIT!!!!!!!

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No one was really surprised when Chaz Bono decided he really was a tree and not a he.

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The koala is not sure whether the mother is Octomom or Kate Gosslin.

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Treehuggers around the world rejoice in the complete unity of man and mothernature.

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Hellboy 3: Hellbaby

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After years of trying everything kink, Vince the sham wow guy finally found his niche; Tree Fisting.

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Ryan Reynolds starts to question turning down both the Green Lantern and Deadpool to play.....Calamari Man?

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Production on the sequel to Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ.

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Jude Law truly will try anything at this point to get some wood.
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