Friday, July 10th 2009
Papa Joe Hates Michael Jackson
That's the only reasonable explanation I come up with as to why Papa Joe thinks it's a brilliant idea for his daughter Asshole Simpson to record an album of Michael Jackson covers. Page Six says that Asshole's pimp is giving her music career mouth-to-mouth (Papa Joe's chonies just filled up) by pitching the album to executives.
I have a feeling that Asshole's "boar with bad allergies getting butt fucked with a taser gun" voice singing "Thriller" would cause Michael Jackson to rise from the dead so that he could moonwalk all over her mouth hole! Maybe that's not such a bad thing after all.
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Way to jump on that Papa Joe. Disgusting. He's not even cold yet.
Good Morning All and Happy Friday *cheers*
All Papa Joes are evil. This doesnt even make sense Asslee doing MJ covers. Creepy all the way around.
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Her hubby drinks piss.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:54am.
I wonder what the psychological impact will be on Bronx having to look up at this fucking lizard lady staring into his crib on a daily basis.
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Oh, as if Emo Boy looking down at him is any great comfort!
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lol. I miss Marty Feldman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTXzPyzpavE
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Submitted by missy on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:45am.
well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
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I only have a serrated bread knife. Will that do?
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I wonder what the psychological impact will be on Bronx having to look up at this fucking lizard lady staring into his crib on a daily basis.
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This has to be the stupidest musical idea to come along since Pat Boone put out that CD called "No More Mr. Nice Guy" back in the 90s. You remember that, right? The King of Clean took on heavy metal? *cricket noises*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:52am.
her eyes are going in two different directions?
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All geckos can do that.
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Bottom-feeder.
her eyes are going in two different directions?
She looks like one of those old timey movie stars who is too old, blind and senile to put her eye makeup on properly.
Who would buy this? Who would even listen?
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MK, are you trying to scares us all to death? Holy crap - WTF is wrong with her eyes?!
As for the album - aw, HELL no!
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this is a perfect "fun with photoshop" op!
Has she always been so slothy in the face?
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
And to think she is the Pretier Simpson Sister now....
and WHY papa Joe Hates US so much? I have never done ANYTHING to him.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:44am.
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That's hilarious! I think the world would explode if the two Papa Joes ever met. Like matter & anti matter.
LOL Madam S!
MK PUT UP ANOTHER POST RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR TAKE THAT FUGLY PICTURE DOWN. THE SIGHT OF HER MAKES ME VOMITUS.
well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
who's next in line to exploit the dead man after joe jackson and joe simpson?
I shouldnt even know who asslee simpson IS!
talentless shit stain, get a fucking real job and leave music to those who actually have talent, skill and training.
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I wonder if Papa Joe #2 (Simpson) will use Papa Joe #1's (Jackson) record company. Hmmm . . .
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
why does she think this is a attractive look? Oy
Someone hold her down while I kick her in the throat,
They could keep the production costs super low if she just lip-synchs to the original album.
WTF kind of dumbass stupid ridicously fucked up asshat moronic idea is THAT? asslee singing (and i use the term lightly) BILLIE JEAN?????? i'll help cut a bitch.
Wait, wasn't this drunken badger thing asleep in the road? Oops, wrong story. And this appears to be a raccoon.
MY BAD.
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Gawddamn! Warn a person, please! Why isn't this picture after the jump...it's NSFL.
When I read "Papa Joe" I thought of that monster, Joe Jackson for a second, and I thought, "Well, duh."
I can see this. Her 'I lipsanked the wrong song' jig is just about as stunning as the moonwalk. I still do it in clubs. It's a big hit.
WHOA...She has Marty Feldman eyes...Looks like one of those SoBe lizards...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
i saw pictures of her on antoher site, (very recent) and shes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo skinny now. i guess its a pre requisite for starring on melrose place..you have to be an anorexic just to appear..cause man..he neck looks about 3 feet long now.
Freebird, good moaning! Happy Friday!
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Papa Joes are always bad news.
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Bottom-feeder.
i'll cut a bitch
All she needs now is a helmet with pretty stickers on it!
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That is a scary wonky picture. Mornin Roo!
Man she looks fug!
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She's nearly wall-eyed! Ugh!
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