Friday, July 10th 2009
Papa Joe Hates Michael Jackson
That's the only reasonable explanation I come up with as to why Papa Joe thinks it's a brilliant idea for his daughter Asshole Simpson to record an album of Michael Jackson covers. Page Six says that Asshole's pimp is giving her music career mouth-to-mouth (Papa Joe's chonies just filled up) by pitching the album to executives.
I have a feeling that Asshole's "boar with bad allergies getting butt fucked with a taser gun" voice singing "Thriller" would cause Michael Jackson to rise from the dead so that he could moonwalk all over her mouth hole! Maybe that's not such a bad thing after all.
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"Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:50am.
She looks like one of those old timey movie stars who is too old, blind and senile to put her eye makeup on properly."
Baby Jane?
:P
Wtf is it w. these Simpsons girls and their mouths hanging open? They look like mental defectives.
She would have to buy the rights to use the songs, right? I hope his record company/estate/whatever tells her "Heyyyyyyyl NO!
Or maybe..MAYBE that's her "Dirty Sanchez Toof"
WOW! The sea pig grew hair!
Submitted by Zanna on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:30am.
Sugaroo, that brown tooth is what rubs up agains Wentz's dick....
EWWWWW LMAO! Or Papa Joe's....double ewwwww
Think about it Sugaroo...she'd have to be GNAWING ON HIS anus sideways.....GNAWING...like eating corn on the cob.....ha ha ha ha....
Scary clown.
Papa Joe Simpson and Papa Joe Jackson need to have a cage match.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
"haaaaaay guyz oh my GUH my eyez are running away from each otherr"
Michael has been hurt enough in his lifetime. He doesn't need this diseased gutterslut taking a massive shit on his corpse.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:24am.
NEXT! bahahahahaha!
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Oh, BS Page Six. It is good MK material to build from, though. Like Papa Joe could afford MJ rights.
Submitted by Zanna on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:30am.
Or his..................no. Just no.
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Moo!
Papa Joe is jeanyus...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
And you'd think Petey would show Ass how to do the smokey eye properly. You know homeboy(girl) knows damn well how to do it. Raccoon eyes NOT smokey eye. Not even close
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Sugaroo, that brown tooth is what rubs up agains Wentz's dick....
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:06am.
@Mr. Mercury: I remember that Boone album and the fact that I'll never get those 20 minutes of my life back.
@MB: You were smarter than me...I listened to the whole thing when I should have run away.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:24am.
hi hon, hoe down!! LMAO, zactly!!! LMAO. I google it and watch it from time to time just for laughs. LOL
Ew! One toof is brown. On the left (our left). Can you see it? Did she get the poor-dude's version of Brite Smile?
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Moo!
My eyes just ran after MJ's corpse... it still looks more pleasant than that minger's plastic face.
Her wonky eyes are reminding me of Don Vito.
http://www.killsometime.com/mugshots/Files-1952196/Don-Vito.jpg
This would be making me sick right now if there was a chance in hell it would actually happen.
Daaaayuuummm. That picture just made me simultaneously choke on my coffee and spew half of it everywhere. Ick Nast.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit face
Coma Caca!!
Hi NoAnj
I know! That hoe down dance she did?! LMAO indeed.
They better not follow through with this. It's so disrespectful. To us. And of course the late MJ.
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
CHANGE THE FUCKING PAGE!!!
She should def do it. Then maybe lipsync a few numbers on SNL to revive her career...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
She should learn some of MK's MOVES before his songs. My GOD, that was the most hysterical thing watching her fuck up on SNL. LMAO
shih tzu eyes!!!
Why is this pig still alive?
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:16am.
LOL, your avvie is too cute. Is that your dog? What breed is it?
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Sugaroo, lol
Wow these Simpson sisters are really trying to make me barf up my breakfast this morning, aren't they.
Fuck off! That's one scary ass picture. Fucking fug.
And these cunts have more money than me. FML
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
In Catholic elementary school, once per year a doctor from a nearby hospital would come to our class and check each of our hearing abilities individually. He would put these big headphones on us and tell us to raise an index finger whenever we heard a sound. Then he would press a button on his little CD player. Most of the sounds were high pitched, and most of us heard everything, but he knew when we were faking and didn't really hear anything, but raised our fingers anyway. One of the sounds was a deep bass rumble, like a fat man's stomach growling, or a hippo fart, and even he would laugh when we laughed, raising our fingers.
Ashlee Simpson singing MJ songs would sound like hippo farts but wouldn't be cute or funny.
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Work it, baby.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:06am.
Submitted by Sugaroo
Oh, as if Emo Boy looking down at him is any great comfort!
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In addition to pretending to be a musician, Emo Boy is too busy Twittering about his asymmetrical haircut, all the places he use to have sex with Lizard Lady and trying to decide which skinny jeans look the best with his Uggs to be concerned about his child.
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I remember back before he married Assface, he was an admitted bisexual, which is not exactly a shock. So are we supposed to believe that he suppressed his homo side for THAT?
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Moo!
She should not. Ashlee can not sing. Let alone a Michael Jackson's classic. Don't make a fool of yourself. Now everybody wants to exploit Michael and get press out of this poor man's name. I heard Madonna called him a great artist but I remember when he was alive Madonna always made fun of him and called him a freak weirdo whenever she could. Sheesh, what a dirty world we live in. People sell their soul to the right bidder for money.
The idea of the album is as good as this flattering picture.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:05am.
hey Sugar!! hey missy!! Will you guys be lining up for album?? LOL ;)
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You bet! I'll be first in line to toss it into the dumpster out back!
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Moo!
I want Papa Joe to bring back her old nose.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
This is has to be joke. Somebody is punking us.
And remember children, when you want to cross the road make sure you look both ways...just not at the same time or you'll end up looking like this...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
JEEEEZ. What an ugly bitch!!
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
I know MK will hate for this but does anyone else notice how much she looks like Chicken Cutlets in that pic???
I know MK will hate for this but does anyone else notice how much she looks like Chicken Cutlets in that pic???
Motherfucker. I am not hearing this shit today.
Submitted by Sugaroo
Oh, as if Emo Boy looking down at him is any great comfort!
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In addition to pretending to be a musician, Emo Boy is too busy Twittering about his asymmetrical haircut, all the places he use to have sex with Lizard Lady and trying to decide which skinny jeans look the best with his Uggs to be concerned about his child.
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@Mr. Mercury: I remember that Boone album and the fact that I'll never get those 20 minutes of my life back.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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hey Sugar!! hey missy!! Will you guys be lining up for album?? LOL ;)
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Moo!
Kill her now so that this shitfest of epic proportions NEVER happens!
Insane inbred family.
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