Jude Law's New Friend
The other night, Jude Law greeted the fans outside of the theater where he's playing Hamlet by bringing his nipples out to say hello. Last night, this stalky-eyed ho wanted an encore performance! Her eyes definitely say "Show Me Da Nipplez." Jude Law was not about to quench her thirst and made sure to not make eye contact. When you make eye contact with a crazy, that's the only sign they need to dry hump your nalgas, burn up your cell phone at all hours and crawl into your bedroom window to watch you sleep. Well played, Jude.
RPattz isn't the only English dude who can bring the horny lunatics to the yard. Jude and RPattz are almost the same! Well, except Jude's magical forest hair doesn't have any unicorns frolicking in it, it isn't made of magic and someone's been chopping through his forest at a record pace. Call Save The Rainforest!
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Snowy,
Yes, completely.
Greenfinch,
Mmmmm, sex on legs for sure.
LMAO MK! I think the same "rain forest" depleters attacked Jude and Dave Letterman's noggin.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:10am.
He really is a beautiful man.
you know i saw him at the film festival here a couple of years ago and i will have to agree with that statement. although hes doesnt appear as tall prob cause hes so slender..hes like walking sex in person. his body is beautiful and he knows it...he works it.plays it up. (hence the ugly seethru shirt the other day) theres just something about that man...
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YEah, there ought to be a...Law.
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He always looks sort of startled or crazed.
Poor Jude. He used to be SO CALIENTE! Now he just looks like one of those annoying old business-class, British dudes you see at the airport getting all flustered about the 30min delay.
Nice try Jude. Yesterday's photo you needed the undershirt. Now you've got it, but you forgot the shirt. Suit with vest, but no shirt? (having bad fashion induced convulsions) No belt is probably a good thing. I can just imagine you putting a brown belt with black shoes to go with your gray suit. (losing consciousnes)
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
EEG are you being cereal because I do still find him hot, I always loved him.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
He really is a beautiful man.
She looks like a cross between Sluttiena and Lilly Allen . . . I would have thought that he would WANT to boink that crazy in that case.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
ahhahaha, he's basically being stalked and that british reserve just wont quit... doesnt he look like hes saying "oh, uhm, terribly sorry, but I see my driver across the way there. Ah yes, I'd love to stay and chat, but oh look, there he is"
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What a loser!!!
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TEAM KIEFER!
I bet she's the fembot from celebritymingle.com
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