Jude Law's New Friend
The other night, Jude Law greeted the fans outside of the theater where he's playing Hamlet by bringing his nipples out to say hello. Last night, this stalky-eyed ho wanted an encore performance! Her eyes definitely say "Show Me Da Nipplez." Jude Law was not about to quench her thirst and made sure to not make eye contact. When you make eye contact with a crazy, that's the only sign they need to dry hump your nalgas, burn up your cell phone at all hours and crawl into your bedroom window to watch you sleep. Well played, Jude.
RPattz isn't the only English dude who can bring the horny lunatics to the yard. Jude and RPattz are almost the same! Well, except Jude's magical forest hair doesn't have any unicorns frolicking in it, it isn't made of magic and someone's been chopping through his forest at a record pace. Call Save The Rainforest!
"The Holiday" was fairly weak, but the winter scenes in "Surrey" (uh-huh) and Jude Law's domestic scenes with his little girls were nice. One reviewer wrote that the cottages in Surrey were seemingly out of a Beatrice Potter book.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:19pm.
You can't be that dated cause Creepella dates back to the Runaways!
Nite!
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Prostitution whore!!
Submitted by Creepella on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 10:47pm.
Listen. I never judge. Every woman has got that one guy they would fuck the socks off but don't like to admit. For me, it is Joan Jett.
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OK, I'm dating myself here, but I ROCKED the Joan Jett hair back in the day.
This was me, in my adolescent dreams. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 10:47pm.
Listen. I never judge. Every woman has got that one guy they would fuck the socks off but don't like to admit. For me, it is Joan Jett. Ok...that' my girl crush. For me it is: Leo DiCaprio.
**runs out of room and locks the door
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Prostitution whore!!
Creepella, I have girl wood for Jude Law.
Yeah, I said it.
Please hold your fire, but I actually enjoyed him in "The Holiday". I thought he was charming.
*leaves room
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No unicorns here..Save the forest campaign and also a "Adopt a Tree" are needed urgently. I agree w lot of the comments, Jude used to be hot, he was hot like 3 years ago (the last time I drooled over him was in "the holiday")..now is just "blah".... This is RPAZZ future?? Lets hope!! only this way the stalkers will leaving him reasonable alone> I'm getting so afraid for the unicorns living in the magical forest, the prince is on the verge of a nervous breakdown for the twitards harassement..
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Lude Jaw used to be sooo funkin' hawt. WTF happened? He needs to get a nice rug on his head, perhaps that will make me moisty for him once again. One can only hope.
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Not to be picky, but lawd the man has a huge head (that's not what I mean) and some short arms.
He could almost be .... (shhhhh) a midget!
I've noticed that many Hollywood leading men are three-quarters size. Not full. That way they match the sets better.
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Let's face it, Jude Law is HOT and I'm not so above making a grab for his lovely man-basket (just sayin) but I think JL is a bit played out.
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Who is he kidding? He would totally hit that.
He looks much better than he has in recent years.
Still does nothing for me though.
Did someone say Cillian Murphy? Now that's a quirky looking guy I find somewhat attractive and also extremely good as an actor.
There's nothing worse than looking at someone who is behaving in such an embarassing manner and so clearly unaware...except when it puts you in mind of yourself. Oh...tear. :(
And Hamlet had issues with his mother too.
Tear again.
Oh well....what am I going to do, get therapy and quit drinking or something? :)
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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.
"It's like these celebs want their fans to love them and see their movies/buy their music but not get too close."
Eh. I don't think it's snobbiness or anything. I think you have to protect yourself; this woman could pull a Yolanda Saldívar on him! She looks nutty enough!
Who just walks up to someone they don't actually know and grabs onto him like that? I'm not even famous and I would cut a bitch for doing that.
Anyway, Jude is hawt, receding hairline or no.
I love Jude and cannot stand immature crazed fans like this. She makes non crazy fans like me look bad. I am seeing him in Hamlet in London in a few weeks and I cannot wait. He has been signing autographs every night after each show and he will stop if this crap keeps up.
I hope this woman is embarrased over this she should be.
why is jude looking so skittish with this weirdo hanging off his arm...i'm sure this how sienna miller got her busy vagina on him...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
When did Jude Law turn into Phil Collins?
He looks pretty attractive here. Even through the confusion. Gosh, I remember him in Gattaca, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Closer, etc. Looked good on the big screen too.
Dude, for a fucking second I thought she was Shawn Johnson, (She looks just like her but taller in pic) and was creeped beyond belief. Eeek.
Call Save The Rainforest!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:11am.
EEG are you being cereal because I do still find him hot, I always loved him.
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South Park fan? I've been telling my husband how cereal I am about shit all week. He's not feeling it though. Lol.
This reminds me of that photo of the disgust and shock that Megan Fox had on her plastic face when some fat kid -- a time traveler from the 80s -- tried to give her a flower.
It's like these celebs want their fans to love them and see their movies/buy their music but not get too close.
I think Jude Law and Cillian Murphy should play the Kray brothers in a movie. They both have the 'depraved indifference' look down to a science.
Kray Brothers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kray_twins
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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And you KNOW this poor girl is twittering all her friends (or doctors at the ward) about her weekend plans with her "amazing new boyfriend" Jude, and she's already spliced wedding photos of them together -- his from various movies he's been in, hers from various asylums she's been in the custody of.
"This is us at Stalingrad... Isn't Jude adorable in his Soviet uniform? That's me, in my straitjacket..."
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Work it, baby.
It's been a while...
since Jude made me tingly in the pants.
He just did.
WTF
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Classy look she's got there.. acne scars on the chin.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Plecostomus I think so, still so disappointed in Ethan
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
oh please Rpattz ain't got shit on Jude.remember Jude in the 90s? hotness! and he still got it.unlike ceiling eyes Jude has talent.
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I am a touchy-feely person. I will reach out and touch an arm or shoulder if we are having conversation. I am sure I could be executed in other cultures for my habits....but, I would get stabby if people wanted to arm wrestle me like that.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
@snowpiece : No big! I didn't want you guys IMDB'ing and keeping an eye peeled for Jude in a prison movie ahehehe.
Side note : Wasn't Gattaca the movie where Uma and Ethan met and fell in love IRL?
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:57am.
It's "GATTACA", ladies. It ain't the prison, and it ain't the Battleship, either.
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Thanks! *looks for eraser*
Snowy, I love Uma Thurman...she is one of my girl crushes.
I can't decide who looks more ridiculous: the girl trying to being back late 70s/early 80s tacky or Jude in his 3-piece & T.
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I don't understand these fans who think it's ok to put their hands on people. Then they have the audacity to be outraged when some burly overzealous bodyguard karate chops them in the throat.
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That picture cracks me up. Jude looks so digusted and confused by the fact that the common people dare to approach him so closely. I bet he would have loved to have a taser gun handy at that moment. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Plecostomus LOL sorry!
No Words: it also stars Uma and Ethan
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
A clingy and desperate fan, no wonder these chicks can't get a date.
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Snowy,
I will watch the shittiest of movies if he is in it.
I mean come on, I have watched The Holiday at least six times.
I think Judy's best movie may be Enemy at the Gates. He looked good in Mr. Ripley and Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
It's "GATTACA", ladies. It ain't the prison, and it ain't the Battleship, either.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:52am.
EEG No Words what about Gattica, I love that movie even if he was a gimp
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Snowy, I never saw "Gattica".
*scribbling down Gattica*
EEG No Words what about Gattica, I love that movie even if he was a gimp
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
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NO. I cannot get down with the scoopneck t-shirt on a guy, chest hair hanging out look.
Let's see how RPattz looks in about 20 years.
He was so hot, then he was not. Nice to see the hotness emerging again.
Remember him in "Enemy at the Gates" and "Cold Mountain?" Uh-huh.
Yes very nice, and he doesn't have those stereotypical, British busted arse teffers...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Pretty damn good stalker if she can just walk up and wrap her arms around his and be shuffled along to the car with him by his people. You need to ask her for help with your Anderson.
She looks Lily Allen annoying, loud and desperate.