And This Is Why She Does It
Sasha Fierce's "Sweet Dreams" video hasn't even been out for 48 hours and the glittery gays of YouTube have already wrapped their honey baked hands all over it. It's a glitter revolution!
You might remember this buttery sweet Cinnabon roll from his earthquake-inducing performance back in May. Some of you may still be on the floor. Well, the bitch is back and he's taking it to the garage. Tyrone Jones is pulling out all the stops in this one from the ripple effect (which had me craving Cheddar & Sour Cream Lays) and the butter-churning grind. Why isn't this hot bitch in a Tyler Perry movie already?
I was also kind of hoping that the garage door opened to reveal his mom in a Camry screaming, "Get your gay ass out of the way! The El Pollo Loco is going to get cold!"
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hOLY man thats was FUnNY!!! he should do lady gaga
You would think with all this he would have dropped a role or half at least by now....
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Just like some movies skip theaters and go directly to DVD this one should be released straight to the skating rink.
As for that dancer, strap some heels on, melt the lard and you'll have a new diva.
I was also kind of hoping that the garage door opened to reveal his mom in a Camry screaming, "Get your gay ass out of the way! The El Pollo Loco is going to get cold!"
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Hmmm...sounds like M.K. might have gotten busted dancing in the garage when he lived with mama...lol
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I second PimpBachelor about that last paragraph. Oh, how I laughed at that.
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"I was also kind of hoping that the garage door opened to reveal his mom in a Camry screaming, "Get your gay ass out of the way! The El Pollo Loco is going to get cold!"
LOL THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL
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I'm back in the booth creating & she is somewhere shutting down a sold out show:) kisses...(This tells you how many aimless people have nothing else to do)
Bwahahahaha!! Doughman can dance!!!
All of B's music sounds the same to me: generic.
i would totally rather watch him than beyonce in a video. reckon we could convice beyonce to just have him dancing in future videos?
This is why I workout! lol
I was in a terrible mood - logged on to you, and I laughed out loud. Michael, most times you are better than seks. Thank you for saving my day.
Well I was actually able to see the video for more than just an opportunity to criticize him about his weight. This was really good. No pressing play on a boombox to start the song or any of the amateur things. I didn't bother to see the original though because I'm completed saturated with Beyonce, I was many years ago actually. I wish she'd go away into obscurity.
He's going to have to lose the wavey special effects, the fopa and the tits before I can watch anything past 20 secs.
i could chris brown a bitch for a cinnabon right now!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
If he can do this dance an extra billion times, he might lose all the extra weight!!
Not a big fan of this song, but love the dancing. I want to see him do "Ego" though, think that would be just as good if not even better...
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edited because there totally is a "remake" of EGO! :-)
GIT. IT. TY. RONE!
...mad at this, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz
Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
He's just trying to dance his ass off.
Obviously all the dancing has not helped in the weight loss department.
i love this bitch, Get her on the 09 vmas. This is opening act potential.
i love this bitch, Get her on the 09 vmas. This is opening act potential.
Wonder if he considers this a "mating dance". Does he attract other "fluffy" gay men? LOL!
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Expecting my third in October.
MK: "Get your gay ass out of the way! The El Pollo Loco is going to get cold!"
I'm so going to be saying that to people all day at work. As for Tyrone, well, no garage can hold that fierceness for long! Girl, you know it's true.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
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A stage can't support her, but evidently a 2 car garage can......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:30am.
What’s he doing under the blanket in the first few ‘scenes’?
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Like MK said, butter churning?
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:59am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:40am.
Bahahahahaha!
Bouncy looked great huh?
I think it's sad that his fat obscures his awesome dance moves. He was really giving his all to the camera, and I could hardly tell he was moving.
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LOL ISMU Peter Jackson or whatever
LOL Cword
I swear IG he has very womanly thighs...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Wow, Beyonce is looking great!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
That just ruined me cornflakes...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Loves it.
But Jesus, I fucking hate Beyonce. I'm so sick of that bitch.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:29am.
What does it say that I watched his WHOLE vid and only like 40 seconds of BeyBey's?
It says that you saw 35 more seconds of BeyBey's than I did :).
I love the dancing youtube gays. Dancing youtube gays for Hot Slut!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:40am.
Bahahahahaha!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:30am.
That made me drop my vagina weights.
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That made me spit-take my coffee. & MK saying he's taking it to the garage. LOL!
Is he gay? LOLLOLOLOL
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"Gotta get my eye browns done.....dont I look hella angry?"
I'll admit that the hypnotic giggling of his blubber lulled me to sleep... anyone got a blanket?
I like this version better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZY0DB9Fq0M
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:33am.
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EVER!! :0) (thanks)
PS... what happened to yours?
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:31am.
I love your Madonna aka Mommy Dearest Avie! No metal hangers!
Bouncy has never looked better. The thighs especially.
And I thought that I was a loozer...
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
His production values are climbing. Surprised his editor couldn't bluescreen out the garage door.
32 damn Czars are not enough in this country, we need to make this one our Czar of Glitter Times.
That made me drop my vagina weights.
What’s he doing under the blanket in the first few ‘scenes’?
On second thought, please don’t answer me.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Camon! He's too young to know about Flashdance, right?
What does it say that I watched his WHOLE vid and only like 40 seconds of BeyBey's?
It's hard to hate on her for making people wanna dance tho. Really.
That being said: *giggle*
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Plecostomus, I love your new hair-do. LMAO, but it fits perfect.
Kill it!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
It IS why she does it, now, I'm sure!
They have Beyonce dances in all the fitness clubs and all the dance studios around here now - they're SO obsessed with this shit.
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"Everyone Can Go Home Now"??? LMFAO!!!
Um... is that not the director of Lord of the Rings?
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly