Thursday, July 9th 2009

Brit Brit Who?


This is an ad for a language center in St. Petersburg which uses the music of Brit Brit to teach English. This is kind of ironic since Brit Brit barely knows English herself.

If Brit Brit knew what was good for her show, she'd immediately hire these 4 Russian bitches as her new back-up dancers/singers/eye candy. The hot pepaw can be the band's new accordion player, because every major show has to have an accordion player. It's just fact.

On second though, they don't need Brit Brit! These 4 beauties can go out on their own and become the world's next big superstar girl-group. They have everything it takes. There's the sexy one (the bitch in the red), the virginal one (the bitch in the white), the VOICE (the bitch in the black) and the lesbian one (you know which one I'm talking about).

VIA Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by ribbontie on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:10am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:52pm.

aww thanks!

I thought it would be better to explain a little bit about why I like Britney instead of shouting "I LOVE BRITNEYYYYY" like a the rest of us crazy fans, see it's not just blind love. :)

I think MK loves her the same way I do too.. ahah
Nothing wrong with picking on Our Lady of Cheetos

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Submitted by ribbontie on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:10am.

you are adorable!

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This is fucking excellent and soooooooooo much better than the 'real' thing!!

gia's picture

Hee Hee....That is funny shit...They are adorable.

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@ribbontie: Peace:)

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Tristram's picture

Ha! Unlike Brits, they're really singing--with a live (for the time being) musician.

ribbontie's picture

My mom bought me Baby One More Time when I was 8, and before I was just this shy quiet girl, but then all of sudden I had personality!

I grew up in a fairly abusive home (like Britney), I never felt good enough and was always just trying to make everyone happy by making good grades and being nice.. then one day...

I took my brush went in front of the mirror sang the lyrics off the cd insert .. and kapowie! I suddenly had personality. It was my way of getting away from the world.

I loved how Britney would morph into this amazing performer on stage, but in interviews she was down to earth, naive, and sweet. All she wanted was to have fun and find love. I really identified with her, and I found her personality very genuine. That's part of the reason why even though Britney is not the most talented artist out there, I still love her, because I identify with her ...

But I don't mind poking fun at her either...I think it's good to laugh at yourself. And I admire her for fighting all her demons and not giving up like so many celebrities do.

You're an inspiration to me Britney, people may not understand why, but it doesn't matter.

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Best video ever. My favorite is the blonde. She's got the moves and totally brings the sex...

freebird's picture

I love them so! ♥

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as --- http://www.SugarBabyMeet.com/---

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

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I love old Russians. Good job!

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The ending is classic!
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I would buy this album way before I would buy a Britney original

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:53pm.
LOLOLOLOLOL!

Heet me baby, von morr tyem!

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How do you find clips like this MK ? This was too cute, original . Loved it.

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This should be required training for their nuclear subs.

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Just...priceless.

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Typical Russian get together...precious.

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This could be a wonderful new teaching tool for ESL teachers everywhere.

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I want to know them, these people are my new heros!

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buhahahah.
I loved the ending!

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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i would buy their debut album. when is it out?

hamble the doll

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to really drive the hotness home, these lovelies need to not wear bras or panties...then they'll have truly have channelled brit brit...
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Green Is Good's picture

You'll learn useful phrases like "Mah pussy is hangin' out!"

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Best post of the day.

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LOLOLOLOLOL!

Heet me baby, von morr tyem!

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I know haters♥, that was the best!

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This is kind of ironic since Brit Brit barely knows English herself.
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>clink<

CRASH!

"Oh Jesus!"

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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You'll learn helpful everday phrases like:

* TENNIS CANS AND GREEN BEANS!

* TOILET BATS

* WIG TAX, WOW!

And many more!

You will never say "Hello!" when you meant to say "PIE GOODS" again! When you mean to say, Y'ALL WATCH MAH BOOT MOVES" you won't accidentally say "Excuse me, officer. Those are not my pants."

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ha ha they are adorable!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:25pm.

For some reason, every old person I encounter, smells.....well...musty.
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My parents are 77 years old. Mom smells like White Diamonds and she has exquisite brows and dad smells like Brut or when he really wants to go all out Drakkar...

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My Nana always wore that heavy perfume 4711. In the gold & turquoise brocade bottle.

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Hehehe..I like the one in the corner doing all the emoting. All we need is for them to bare their old, saggy boobies and then they'd be authentic Brit Brits.

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Mother Superior's picture

M.E.

I realised that some women after menopause smell musky. Strange....must be the hormones.

The group there is cute :) Sounds much better so.
Do they sing Slave too?

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It's Golden Girls with vodka...too cute !

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JustJack's picture

I can justhear them saying "mah pussay is hanging out"

sdjlakjdas
That is the funniest/cutest thing I've ever seen.

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Because "ding dang, y'all!" is totally useful out in the world.

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EatYourVeggies's picture

How the hell would you apply the English you learned from a Shitney song to real life? Maybe if you started working a street corner. It's the American dream!

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Aww - BritBrit makes the world a little smaller.

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my grandma smells like Vix and lavendar mmm. thats destined to be my future.

Estrogen a-poppin!

M.E.'s picture

For some reason, every old person I encounter, smells.....well...musty.

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old eastern european people + accordians = adorable

they just get to me *wipes single tear*

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HA!

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