Hot Slut Of The Week: Jane Velez-Mitchell
Birthday: September 29, 1956
Age: 52
Birth Name: Jane Velez-Mitchell
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 30, 2009
Claim to Fame: Jane has been a TV shouter (aka commentator) on every damn network from KCAL in L.A. to E! to Court TV.
Where is she now? Jane has her own show on HLN called Hair Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell!
Why is she HS of the Week? The dyke mullet! Durrr. And Jane is a former boozehound, who yaps about it all the time. So she gets major points for that She's also an open gayelle (just call her Jane Velezzie-Mitchell!). Do you think she's ever scissored Nancy Grace after both of them had too many Mud Slides at TGI Fridays?
Below is a clip of Jane in action. I'm not sure what she's saying, because ears are temporarily out of service due to all her shouting. But the bitch knows how to point! That's a strong finger there! I bet she finger bangs like a motherfucker!
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Her hair could probably stop a bullet but her face definitely could stop a clock.
She IS annoying - always SO angry. But I get a kick out of watching and laughing at her drama.
Everytime she brings up her booozie past, Nancy Grace has to bring up that she was a crime victim. They have to be exactly even in the sharing. It is written in the contracts.
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That hair gives me the jim-jams.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
I don't watch her much, I don't mind the SCREAMING so much, I just prefer watching the Hot Slut of All Time, Senor Larry King. Larry doesn't have to scream, he just interrupts, forgets names, mumbles, and wears suspenders. Top that, Jane Fartface!
"Do you think she's ever scissored Nancy Grace after both of them had too many Mud Slides at TGI Fridays?"
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i love jane velez mitchell...i watch her wackiness every day...she brings up her addiction at least twice a show
LOL! I saw this lady on TV and thought MK would LOVE her. hahahah
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
if you watch HLN before her show during the news segments sometimes they'll call on her to comment and you'll notice shes not wearing the high gloss on her lips, which looks much better, imo..
yeah, i watch this shit.. but its all been about MJ lately so havent been watching it.
AND PLEASE STOP SAYING POT IS THE TRIGGER DRUG!!!
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She's 52? I thought she was 42!
Something about her reminds me of Chaka from "Land of the Lost". The TV show, not the stupid-ass movie.
Best Lego hair ever.
But who sneezed on her cleavage?
isn't she a sluttier version of liza minnelli? i think i love her.
hamble the doll
MK you do realize she is a conservative (ala Ann Coulter)? That aside, he could have given Billy Mays a run for his money.
This bitch is nuts. She speaks with that booming thing Oprah does when she announces her "favorite things" except that's her normal speaking voice. Who does she think she is, Billy Mays? No one can replace Billy Mays.
That's all sorts of Carol Brady wrongness right there.
She probably uses bumpits on the pubes
It's even worse than kate gosselin's. wow.
I have no idea who this woman is but she's annoying as fuck and I'm sure that hair could stop a bullet.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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