Hot Slut Of The Week: Jane Velez-Mitchell
Birthday: September 29, 1956
Age: 52
Birth Name: Jane Velez-Mitchell
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 30, 2009
Claim to Fame: Jane has been a TV shouter (aka commentator) on every damn network from KCAL in L.A. to E! to Court TV.
Where is she now? Jane has her own show on HLN called Hair Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell!
Why is she HS of the Week? The dyke mullet! Durrr. And Jane is a former boozehound, who yaps about it all the time. So she gets major points for that She's also an open gayelle (just call her Jane Velezzie-Mitchell!). Do you think she's ever scissored Nancy Grace after both of them had too many Mud Slides at TGI Fridays?
Below is a clip of Jane in action. I'm not sure what she's saying, because ears are temporarily out of service due to all her shouting. But the bitch knows how to point! That's a strong finger there! I bet she finger bangs like a motherfucker!
I must be older then dirt because I can remember Jane from my local news hundreds of years ago. She used to irritate me but I have grown to like her. I didn't know she was gayelle I thought the
Velez-Mitchell was her married name.
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Prostitution whore!!
She's pretty for a woman in her 50s. I'd smooch her, Chewbacca mullet and all things considered.
She wields power in that dyke-do...but I'm captivated by that finger....wonder what it smells like!
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I hate her.
WTF IS UP WITH HER HAIR!??!
She can't HONESTLY think that looks good! Holy crap it looks like she has a bomber hat on, it's just missing the goggles!!
I dont find her appealing or attractive at all...She looks like a snake to me...Something about her lips/teeth, nose & hair.
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I saw a few minutes of her commenting on some story a while back on late night Headline News, and she immediately struck me as one of the most unappealing, obnoxious, loud, hysterical, unprofessional and idiotic "news" people I've ever seen.
Can't stand her.
I had my gaydar all wrong, I had thought it was Nancy Grace who was the gayelle. Now I discover it's Jane Velez-Mitchell. LOL.
Need to take the gaydar to the shop I guess.
I happen to like Jane better than Nancy but I have to hand it to Nancy, when she opens a can of whip ass, it's a joy to watch.
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I like what she's saying actually.
But I think it's important to note that from first sight, I wouldn't even click that link til I was sitting here this morning (I've seen her twice now in a week) or tried to listen to her at all. Based on that top pic. I was like: WTF is with that hair? And I was no longer interested in her words....
I think it's also important to note that while I like her words - her personality is SO grating I don't want to hear them.
So, you know - good luck with that.
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Every time I hear her shout "bombshell" I have to wipe the spit off my tv. Don't watch her any more, she's too offensive. And who picks out her clothes?
She is beautiful..and I heard she has meet the gentalmen whom she is dating with on a
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site, there are some of her hot pictures and the wordings show she needs a soulmate in a
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Wow, I hadn't ever laid eyes on this woman and could tell she was a dyke from the get go. She really likes the scissors........
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
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And I thought Kate Gosselin had a bad 'do. Yikes!
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If this beeatch chops up the front of her hair about two inches she would officially have the reverse Gosselin. Oh yeah, and dyes it with inch thick blonde on blonde stripes.
What a surprise. A dyke ex-lawyer who loves to throw men in the slammer...To vaG.I.na Jane, every man is presumed guilty until proven innocent (But I'd love to see her and Nancy in a pie eating contest).
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I bumped into her a few times IRL. She's a bitch on wheels. And her hyphenated name sucks.
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...Bitch gets on my nerves!! I'll take Nancy Grace over her any day. She doesn't know how to conduct a "tv show"
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this lady is smart and entertaining. she looks much younger than she is.
Although I have a fondness for anyone born in September, She's kinda a biatch. And the hair, don't get me started....
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Can't date her. She'd probably throw me on the ground. Meanwhile, this pic has been photoshopped to hell and back. Looks more like a waxwork.
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You can tell she's itching to dyke it all up full-out but CNN is making her wear hair extensions and makeup!
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"She is not 52!!!
If she is, what juice has she been drinking???"
Riiiight? Hair aside, she looks GREAT for 52. Damn, she looks great for 38.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
I was just watching this bitch and found her to be actually startling, both in looks and delivery.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:56pm.
She is not 52!!!
If she is, what juice has she been drinking???
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Pussy juice..I guess.
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Submitted by MO2 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:53pm.
I've seen Jane a few times but Nancy Grace much more often. Kate Gosselin is a pussy cat compared to those two. As far as the hair goes I think Nancy Grace has the more bulletproof gladiator helmet going.
I think she and Nancy Grace both trained at the same school for TV anchors. Yesterday during the ENDLESS coverage of the gloved one, I happened to switch to HLN and she was ranting about something. I actually screamed at her to SHUT UP. I don't know which is more annoying her or Nancy.
There is something just oh, so Planet of the Apes about her.....
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 5:30pm.
Man, I remember when she was on KCAL. She had the same hair.
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I do too!!! Unfortunately, I could only make it to the 0:46 mark before wanting to punch my monitor....
C.U.N.T. - regardless of how "hot" she is!
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She's 52?!?!?!?!?! Wow. That's one hot memaw gayelle!!! Minus the mullet of course.
YES! Thank you, MK. I've been aware of this woman for a few years now and I still cannot get over her hair.
Man, I remember when she was on KCAL. She had the same hair.
This made me LOL: "That's a strong finger there! I bet she finger bangs like a motherfucker!"
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She got...Britney Spears's eyes!
(or her photoshopper, at least)
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She's loonier than Nancy Grace, which is no small feat. I belive JVM would cut a bitch.
Hair Issues. Reading that and looking at that head of hers just did it for me.
And I thought Kate Gosselin had a bad 'do. Yikes!
I don't have sound at work, but she looks angry. These commentators are really just ratings manipulators. Fuck that. And that shit looks like a cloudy dream sequence. Give me my Daily Show.
I guess she's ok as a hot slut though. Whatev. I'm not too picky with the sluts. She's hotter and sluttier than Susan Boyle, but not as sweet.
I can not stand her, she makes me want to cancel my cable. Why is she always shouting and also sounds nasal like a Rocky and Bullwinkle character.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:56pm.
She is not 52!!!
If she is, what juice has she been drinking???
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I would assume pussay juice?
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She is not 52!!!
If she is, what juice has she been drinking???
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 4:45pm
i love ron paul. so sad that he's overqualified....
I love what she is saying about the bailouts. Ron Paul is awesome, he's way too smart & fiscally responsible to run this financial fiasco. If he were in charge then none of the corporate & political thieves could get away with their sticky-fingered, greedy bullshit anymore.
Oh yeah and her hair is insane. Good choice for HS all around!
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Ugh, I can't stand this creature. She has the scariest fangs, and I don't trust her hair!
Whenever I hear her screaming on tv, I have to turn the channel, her indoor voice makes my neighbors call the police on me.
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She is 52??? wow..
that isn't her real hair.
is it?
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