Morning Wood

Whenever James Franco drops and F-bomb, my butt cheeks start sweating.

George looks like he's gonna bust out into "Beauty School Dropout" any minute!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

That is the best Boy George has looked in a long time.

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Remember Bitches, Boy George is our Michael Jackson.

I wonder how much that kid made off his mom's nudie pics. Considering they weren't ACTUALLY nude.

~FACT: I wanna live in a castle.

Aww, That's the Boy George that I remember.
Was it the Move Away video that he wore a similar head piece?

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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...

Whore Pit Viper...i actually had to click to see which Whore Pit Viper you were refering to...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

Georgie-Girl has a way with the maquillage...

Winona Ryder saddens me: she had EVERYTHING and threw it away.

Lufti is a parisite.

Heigl looks good on that cover.

The "nude pics of my Mom" is disturbing.

Shit, I thought Edward Furlong was dead! Or was that just his career? He's the original Lindsay Lohan.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:12am

Actually one never talks to me so why she posted on my wall gets me the other is a friend from High school! Whatever the missed my point altogether! I was telling my best friend who is black and she was laughing her ass off!

************************* Then this is really going to piss they off! http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/michael-jackson-nancy-pelosi-resolution-vi...

Whore Pit says ".... society tells us what women think isn’t valid, that we’re frivolous and shallow"....then says how awesome it is to be on a highest paid list. Like, wow! LOL

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:12am

Actually one never talks to me so why she posted on my wall gets me the other is a friend from High school! Whatever the missed my point altogether! I was telling my best friend who is black and she was laughing her ass off!

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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!

Sooo, Martha Dumptruck....they AREN'T going to fuck up one of the best movies ever by remaking ir?!?!?

THANK GOD!

Whore Pit Viper can sit on my face anytime!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:54am.

" I had Morgan Freeman like feelings for him"
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you have just given cougars all over the world a wonderful way to express their feelings LMFAO!!
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.

Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:02am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:56am.

Saw your last post to me!
Bahahahahahaha!

************ How the hell your " friends" ever read what the did outta your post is beyond me, heads of state get laid to rest without 3 ring circuses like that!

LOL at Uvula! He totally looks like Kristen Stewart! James Franco is the hotness.

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*Blondeface*

Submitted by pig bottom on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:03am.
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Wow. Sad. I thought my vocabulary was dumbing down. At least I can pull it out when it matters. Kinda.

Like ChiChi, Boy should never ever ever be allowed out of drag.

Love James Franco. That speech was pretty funny. My favorite part was the end - "So what do we do now? What do WE do NOW?. I mean, we have all this knowledge, and, you know, we know everything. What's there left to do? Go out, and make babies. Thank you."

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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas

Marie Claire is full of caca. Calling HAGel 'frank, fun, and fearless'? BITCH please!
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Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Transvestite: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"

It's too bad he has a kid (and I thought he was dead), but from his Wikipedia page

"Furlong married Rachael Bella on April 19, 2006. The couple's son, Ethan Page Furlong, was born on September 21, 2006. Furlong described the birth as "trippy"."

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:56am.

Saw your last post to me!
Bahahahahahaha!

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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:54am.
free remember what a cute kid he was? I had Morgan Freeman like feelings for him in Terminator
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BWAHAHAAAH! I totally did, too. Although I've never been almost 50 years older than him, he was all kinds of hot in that movie.

LOVE EDDIE FURLONG

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

son whores out his mom on the internet********* I have an "artistic" pic of a stripper on my lap. After talking with her during the party, found out we had a friend in common, showed the friend the pic,he then called his buddy and asked if he had any nude pix of his girlfriend, he said "No" so we asked if wanted to buy some!!!!!

M. Buttereverything
LMAO MK
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Lufti? Really, he's still after the cheeto dust? Pfft.

free remember what a cute kid he was? I had Morgan Freeman like feelings for him in Terminator
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Edward FurWHOA! He's bloated!

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:49am.
Who's the leech returning into Shitney's life? I cannot link here.

Hey M.E.! There were a few of them, but it's Sam Lutfi. The nerve!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:49am.
Who's the leech returning into Shitney's life? I cannot link here.
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Sam Lufti's lawsuit against the Spears is still going on. He listed Adnan as a character witness/agree-er and Adnan is being charged with a felony for hitting the process server with his car.

M.E. Osama Bin Lufti
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

That is hilarious about the son posting his mom's pics! I think in most situations that would be gross, but this one was funny.

Who's the leech returning into Shitney's life? I cannot link here.

Can't wait to watch the Franco video later (no sound here). I'd be his beard for life!

Right Kate. I stopped believing anything you say once you said you have never had plastic surgery.

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"Everybody wants me to show my vagina to the world all the time. And the truth is, I don’t have to."
- Lady Gaga

Edward Furlong~what a disappointment
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Kate Winslet is putting away her breast?

No reason to EVER see another Kate Winslet performance!!!

(i'm just KIDDING!!!)

James Franco butters my bread like whoa.

And it's remarkable how much Edward Furlong looks like Kristen Stewart.

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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly

Boy G. has balls to show his face again in public!
Wow...