SANTO DIOS: Is Morgan Freeman Going To Marry His Step-Granddaughter?
My abuelita once told me a suspect story about how when she was a little girl, a roach crawled into her cousin's ear while she was sleeping. Her cousin's mom drowned the roach out by pouring oil in her ear. Well, this story is the roach and it has crawled deep into my ear. I'm thisclose to letting the bottle of Wesson in my kitchen cabinet piss in my ear to stop the madness. Grab some veggie oil and read on....
Last month, The National Enquirer broke a story about the alleged affair between 72-year-old Morgan Freeman and his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines. E'Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife and he raised her since she was a little girl. Some source type said that his relationship with E'Dena was the reason why his second marriage went belly up.
The Enquirer is now saying that Morgan is planning to marry E'Dena once his divorce from his second wife is finalized. The source said, "Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her. Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E'Dena's goal."
You know, I kind of want to say that Morgan has played God, the President and is the official voice of the penguins, so he can do whatever he wants. However, having the same cum bucket list as Woody Allen is not necessarily a good thing.
And I'll believe this 100% when I see Morgan and E'Dena's wedding pictures exclusively on Awkward Family Photos.
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She better hurry.
I don't get Michael K sometimes - these little golddiggers wanting their names on the marriage certificate days before they are handed the death certificate. Remember MK, we admire these women, "blood" or not.
oh shit drama, what time? I have to work till 8 and I didn't set the dvr and I won't get home till 9
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
There was always an aura of respectability surrounding Morgan Freeman. Now that's shot to hell.
old newz...he's been bangin' his grand datta for a minute!
I'm good, thanks. It's nice to see you! Looking for Snowy to make sure she knows BB starts tonight.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
im just jealous cuz hes not hittin my azz BITCH.
instead he's fucking the ugliest girl ive seen in a long time, MAN FACE
Love MK's home stories....
Oh Morgan....my respect level just dropped a few units.....
Hey Drama! I'm good and yourself?
When my dad was little, his older sister swore that their grandmother drank her own urine as medicine and he totally believed her until his 20s when he admitted this fact to my mom and she laughed at him for being such a gullible dumbass. However, my mom's cousins told her that their great aunt took out her uterus every night, washed it, and put it back in and my mom STILL thinks that might have been true. I think some of this stuff is made up by kids to freak other kids out...
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
If I were a Christian I would be on my knees praying for this old man right now. This is beyond my ability to comprehend. The wrongness of this is just....I have no words.
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I am not a pussy.
Oh, Hell no. Not buying this story. It's too off the rails insane.
Woody Allen was forgiven, Michael Jackson was forgiven, Morgan Freeman will be forgiven.
I'd fuck her
God, this is all kinds of wrong. I hope it's not true!
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I really hope this story isn't true.
SANTO DIOS!--- I love it!
Also speaking of weird country ass shit- My mom and aunt casually mentioned to my cousin and me that her dad used to pee in their ear when they had ear infections. It was like the universe shifted because my cousin and I were pissing our pants laughing in disbelief and could not believe that shit and how normal they thought it was. They also swore it worked.
I have come to the conclusion that people who live in the mountains do some weird shit.
Ok, 72 is NOT THAT OLD. It's not like he's 90 fucking years old or something.
That being said, this is the grossest most fucked up shit I've read in a WHILE.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:30am.
why iseverything in italics?
MK controls the fonts for the site, so he probably accidently hit italics
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How do you suck a fuck?! -Donnie Darko
bourgie, Michael did say it right, the old folks I know say "Santo Dios" or "Dios Santo" is also acceptable.
I can't stand to hear Morgan's voice anymore. This is some fucked up shit. GROSS
Old man!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Well isn't this a cute couple. There kids will be adorable. To bad Morgan will die before they can crawl.
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How do you suck a fuck?! -Donnie Darko
why iseverything in italics?
Oh God, I hope this is not true.
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"Everybody wants me to show my vagina to the world all the time. And the truth is, I don’t have to."
- Lady Gaga
Wow.
I cannot believe this filth. Anyway, I highly doubt he can get the peen activated anymore without huge amounts of medication and maybe a Swedish Penis Pump, so what's all the fuss about? If anything, I blame this young ho for fucking with his ancient, senile ass.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
um MK your abuelita should have taught you better Spanish. Santo Dios? LMAO!!!!!!!
That picture is just ewww... why? because that woman is fug!
I was 11 but remember it hurting and this LOUD clicking & rattling noise.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:24am.
who is this new Charles Manson with the whore of Babylon as their avie?
Um, the National Enquirer was right about John Edwards....
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True, fox is a complete skank, but the reason only the National Enquirer broke the Edwards scandal was because The N.Y. times wouldn't print it, for it was around election time and John was part of the democratic party. Morgan Freeman isn't a politician or someone people feel loyal towards.
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“We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.”-charles manson
OMG earwigs freak me out!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Just wrong!
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My pediatrician used warm mineral oil and poured it into my ear to drown/kill an ear whig.
who is this new Charles Manson with the whore of Babylon as their avie?
Um, the National Enquirer was right about John Edwards....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Escandolando! If this is true Morgan Freeman is a total pervert. Foul.
By the way with the oil thing, I have never, and hopefully will never have, a cockroach or any other kind of insect in my ear, but when I was little and had an earache my mom used to warm up olive oil and put it in my ear. Has anyone else ever used this?
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Good Morning All - Happy Thirsty Thursday :)
I hope this isn't true. I've always liked him.
How many times does 72 go into 27?
You guys STOP IT. The National Enquirer wrote this fuckery, the same people who write that Obama is going to be the next Hitler and aliens are trying to contact us. If this were true, another source besides this shitty magazine would have confirmed it.
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“We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.”-charles manson
I'll believe this ish when it is confirmed by a legal source (ie: court documents from The Smoking Gun). I know that it's supposed to be innocent until proven guilty here but ...we know how that goes.
If he's pulling a Woody Allen, I am through with this clown! YOU HEAR ME?
THROUGH!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Still doesn’t make it right, Sleezy Reader.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Absolutely disgusting.
Morgan. I have lost ALL respect for you. ALL!
and because of that quote I am off of Team Poor Edena was taken advantage of.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Distressing.
No words for this fuckery.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:15am.
so easy reader is just another disgusting dirty old man too?
i'm so done...
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Sounds about right :(
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Ew.
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*Blondeface*
Okay, first of all...I love Awkward Family Pictures! Funny site!
Second, I am so skeeved out by this story. If it is true, I will NEVER seen another Morgan Freeman movie again. I refuse to knowingly give money to pervs.
I don't want to believe the National Enquirer, but ever since John Edwards...
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Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Transvestite: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
oh well he is an actor right? why have any expectations with them? they are all attention whores that think themselves gods
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Aw, Morgan, I thought you were one of the good guys.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
OMG I was wondering when this story was coming back around
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Morgan Freeman wouldn't do this to us, right??
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Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Transvestite: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
so easy reader is just another disgusting dirty old man too?
i'm so done...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....