That's Enough, Dr. Arnie!
Michael Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein, has been tap dancing on the talk show circuit for the past few days and bitch is starting to trip up. There have been a million rumors floating around that Arnie is the bio-daddy of Michael's kids.
When asked about it by Good Morning America, Arnie said, "To the best of my knowledge, I am not the father." Last night on Larry King, Arnie once again said he didn't think he was their father. However, he admitted that he donated his sperm to a bank, but doesn't know if his baby batter (barf, wipe, barf, wipe, etc...) was ever used. Arnie went on to yap that he's willing to submit to a DNA test and he will collect checks from take care of Michael's children if he is their bio-father.
One theory going around is that Arnie and Debbie Rowe had an affair (picture two disabled pit bulls awkwardly licking each other's nutsacks) which produced Prince Michael and Paris. Arnie told Larry last night that he thinks Debbie should get custody of the kids, because Michael's mother is too old and Joe Jackson is crazy. Hey, Pot, I'd like to introduce you to Kettle!
The part that made my throat fart was when he said that we should all just leave the children alone. Slowly suck on your own advice, Arnie. After you do that, swing by Howard K. Stern's house, find a private place together and then stick your head up each other's asses. If you need some assistance in this, both Bubbles and Sugar Pie will help you.
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I find it hard to believe MJ wouldn't have wanted a blond as a sperm doner.
Submitted by slappyou on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:10pm.
Lady caca. The body of an Angel and the face to protect it.
Why the fuck are all these people talking?! SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
If it were true, how did those 2 junkyard dogs make such cute kids?
Those are MJ's kids, not a meal ticket for those mongrels.
He reminds me of Larry Flynt....
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
From his comments I take it to mean that he and Deb have held some convos on the phone about how to get the two money sacks and the spare purse under their control so they can have access to whatever pennies may be left from Michael Jackson's estate after all the bills are paid. I smell a huge custody battle coming on that will make that Anna Nicole shit look like a Disney comedy. The good thing is that that if the Jacksons fight hard for 4 years Prince & Paris will be too old to be forced to live anywhere they don't want.
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I am not a pussy.
Those kids were Michael Jackson's children...I don't care WHO donated genetic material. Keerist!
Debbie Rowe and now this jackass just want to get paid.
@ Uvie - Good choice. It is annoying. He is a skeeze. No wonder he & Debbie Rowe gravitated together. This man totally needs the 3 wolves shirt. Ew.
Nothing sexier than a fat fold between the eyes.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
I can't bring myself to watch it, but can someone tell me if he sounds as much like Jabba the Hutt as he looks?
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:15am.
at least it's not David Crosby...
hahahaha. Tho that might be an improvement--more stable?
Morning Jazzy!
I saw some of the interview his eyes were shifty and always looked up like he was lying. What a crook! I'm glad he's on the top five list of doctors the FBI will be investigating.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
at least it's not David Crosby...
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(picture two disabled pit bulls awkwardly licking each other's nutsacks)
LOL!! Too much, MK...love it!
He's 100% right in saying that this discussion needs to be held privately between Michael (well he's now gone), the children and their biological father. They are young kids and personal/private matters such as these should not be discussed by anyone via the media. They didn't ask to be brought into this world and as far as they know, MJ was their dad, PERIOD. If, when they are older, decide to pursue who their bio parents were/are, it's their own personal business and choice.
I think there should be a celeb child relocation program like the witness protection program. New IDs, new home, maybe a fighting chance at a normal life.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Whaa?? "To the best of my knowledge"? Translated: I'll tell all when someone pays me enough.
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Any and all theories of how Deb got pollinated are puke inducing but I would say the best bet is searching databases for some one with a degree in animal husbandry.
Those poor kids. Not only did they end up getting the craziest situation ever, now they have to wonder how they were conceived, which nasty dude wanked into a test tube, and who put it where, etc. How romantic.
I am cracking up over the disabled pit bulls, though!
Dr. Klein is gross. If it's his sperm, those kids are more doomed than I knew. He probably did some of MJ's ill-advised procedures, too.
Kid: "That's my real daddy. He's a doctor. He operated on my other daddy's face, but he's dead now."
This guy is GROSS.
It's always the kids that suffer in the end.
hehehehe...after I typed that, it made me think about MJ's molestation charges.
Anyhoo...just like every other kid in Hollyweird, these poor kids will not emerge unscathed into adulthood. They will be MAJORLY flawed individuals that everyone and their brother will want a piece of.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Is there a betting line in Vegas on WHO supplied the Diprovan that killed the guy? Not who administered it, but who secured it without an appropriate license. I'll take Dr. Arnold for 100.
I totally pictured two disabled pit bulls awkwardly licking each other's nutsacks, and I'd say that describes it perfectly. I'm now gagging.
FFS. Here we go again. Loony powers activate!
O dear, will you look at the time!
I have to go.
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OH FFS. I am so tired of this Michael Jackson shit!!