That's Enough, Dr. Arnie!
Michael Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein, has been tap dancing on the talk show circuit for the past few days and bitch is starting to trip up. There have been a million rumors floating around that Arnie is the bio-daddy of Michael's kids.
When asked about it by Good Morning America, Arnie said, "To the best of my knowledge, I am not the father." Last night on Larry King, Arnie once again said he didn't think he was their father. However, he admitted that he donated his sperm to a bank, but doesn't know if his baby batter (barf, wipe, barf, wipe, etc...) was ever used. Arnie went on to yap that he's willing to submit to a DNA test and he will collect checks from take care of Michael's children if he is their bio-father.
One theory going around is that Arnie and Debbie Rowe had an affair (picture two disabled pit bulls awkwardly licking each other's nutsacks) which produced Prince Michael and Paris. Arnie told Larry last night that he thinks Debbie should get custody of the kids, because Michael's mother is too old and Joe Jackson is crazy. Hey, Pot, I'd like to introduce you to Kettle!
The part that made my throat fart was when he said that we should all just leave the children alone. Slowly suck on your own advice, Arnie. After you do that, swing by Howard K. Stern's house, find a private place together and then stick your head up each other's asses. If you need some assistance in this, both Bubbles and Sugar Pie will help you.
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During the interview, the doctor seems heavily medicated.
I hope that when all of this is said and done that it serves as a cautionary tale to family members of unhinged celebrities or whomever that decide they want kids. They should first of all be stopped by any means necessary from creating or adopting any child/children, and if they can't be stopped all of their insanity should be put on full blast so people know what is going on and who is involved. Those kids should have been removed from Michael Jackson's care years ago and everyone knows it and many used to say it before he died.
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You guys, remember Michael's voice actuallŸ got higher instead of deeper as he entered his teenage years. The castration story makes sense. Good God.
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Oh dear Lord another interview by some self-serving person who claims to have been MJ's friend and dragging the children into it as well. Way to go Dr Klein, I hope other celebrity clients he may have know he will not respect their privacy either.
All I have to say is if Arnie is the daddy, those kids really lucked out to look so good. That guy can't even keep his eyes focused in the same direction. My theory is they are way too cute to be his offspring. But you know what they say, sometimes the correct combo of two fug parents can make a cute kid.
I hope this loser is not the father, but I would not be surprised if he was.
All this drama actually makes me HOPE MJ was castrated as a child. Fuck, everything in his life would make sense. Maybe that's what Liza meant when she said all hell would break loose after the autopsy.
But how could a father castrate his own son? That's sick even for Joe Jackson. And what doctor would do such a thing to a little boy?
*head explodes*
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:23am.
When a boy hasn't gone through puberty yet, castration will result in a less muscular frame, underdeveloped genitalia, lack of body hair...
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At first, a man who has been castrated will still have a sexual urge. Over time, however, because he's no longer producing testosterone, he'll lose much of his libido or sexual desire. Medications can readjust the chemicals in his blood and bring back some sexual desire. Studies have also been done that show with increased stimulation, a castrated man can actually get an erection, have sex, and orgasm (although he won't have any sperm in his ejaculate, which would be minimal in volume).
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When a boy hasn't gone through puberty yet, castration will result in a less muscular frame, underdeveloped genitalia, lack of body hair, and a voice that doesn't change or deepen.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Viva Mexico on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:18am.
I'm interested in the theory that someone posted a week or so ago, that Michael Jackson was castrated during the Jackson 5 era.
This would explain so much, his voice, his inability to father the children, and being forever stuck in the mindset of a pre-adolescent.
Wouldn't that come out in the autopsy?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I'm interested in the theory that someone posted a week or so ago, that Michael Jackson was castrated during the Jackson 5 era.
This would explain so much, his voice, his inability to father the children, and being forever stuck in the mindset of a pre-adolescent.
i seriously think that the media should leave the kids alone.. all this shit wud effect their future.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:42am
No. drunk monkey sex... had a bad dismount. I KID! lifting these POS concrete benches in the backyard!
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The funniest part of the Larry King interview was when Dr. Klein suggested Katherine Jackson shouldn't raise the kids because she's 79.
"KING: Was Katherine the stronghold of the family?
KLEIN: I think she is but she's, how would old she now?
KING: 79.
KLEIN: Do you think it's difficult for a 79-year-old to raise adolescent children? That would be my question."
Meanwhile Larry is 76 with a 10 and 9 yr old.
The look on Ol' Larry's face was priceless.
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What putas said!
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Now, I'm not saying that they are the spitting image of MJ but they sure look a hell of a lot more like a combination of MJ and Debbie than this bloated d*ck. There is NO way that that olive-skinned Prince or Paris are the offspring of a Blonde-haired, blue eyed woman and a fair-haired, red-skinned fat bloke.
I am getting a kick out of folks saying: the kids are his, they have the same nose". Or "they are his, they have the same mouth". Lord, it's like watching the Maury Povich show. Ya'll know when the bitch puts her kids pic next to the potential daddy. Then she starts pointing out the similarities in the ears and shit like that. Those kids don't look a damn thing like Michael used to look!!!!
And also keep this in mind: fans say Michael was a child at heart. He was so innocent. Blah, blah, blah. Well if he was so childlike and innocent, he wouldn't want anything to do with sex. Michael probably thinks sex is icky. And that girls have cooties.
And as for him donating his own sperm, don't these sperm banks make you look at pornography and watch filthy movies? That's how they get the man to ejaculate in the cup. Can't see a childlike innocent person like Michael doing something like that.
Those ARE Michael's kids. He raised them, they call him Daddy. So he is their Daddy. But biological daddy. Hell no.
this guy has the eyes of a pug going on 2 different directions
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I just think there has to be something scandalous about how the kids were conceived or adopted and that is why MJ tried so hard to hide the truth. Funny thing is, the truth has a way of coming out. And sooner rather than later we will all know the extent of MJ's crazy world of drugs and sex. I'm rubbing my hands together at the thought of it.
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so Tom Arnold fathered MJ's kids ?
KD on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:44am.
Is Bubbles still alive? Was he still with Michael?
yes he still alive but unlike most people Michael sent him to a wild animal center since Chimps should not be house pets not safe
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
i am a mj fan, and i chose to look the other way on all the creepy stuff, but he sure surrounded himself with some questionable freaks...i would be so weirded out if my dermatologist looked like this...
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This subject is tired. Those kids need to stay with their family. If not Catherine then give them to Rebbie or Janet. Why on earth would you send these kids to stay with a woman who has NEVER been a part of their life. GTFOH.
He donated sperm how?
To a random sperm bank? No. Or else it wouldn't be worth mentioning.
AND, what was so wrong with Michaels own sperm that he had to walk and beg for other peoples DNA.
Now he's dead and although he fathered the children through his love and dedication to them, he never even had a biological child.
How can a man with so many women at his disposal fuck that up!!!?? It makes no sense.
Everybodys gonna talk now. Good. I understand Michale J. was an individual and wanted his privacy. BUT he was on some shady dark sided shit for a long time. Bring the light.
Well, I still think the kids resemble him. Hell, just look at Paris' ears and look at Arnie's (although his don't stick out quiiiiiite as much). The thing that throws me off a little is the olive complexion these kids seem to have. So maybe they ARE MJ's. Who knows! Would be interesting to find out, but like I said, I think the kids should find out mainly for family history/health stuff & go to whoever will love them. Unfortunately if they go to Katherine, Joe is going to stick his fat, greedy head in their business and screw them up like he did half of his own kids.
The oldest two definitely look like Debbie Rowe. I don't think MJ's sperm was used in any of this, but unsure whose it was. I would think Jackson would pick a fantastic looking white dude to father his children, and this slug ain't it.
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I was curious so checked out your what u said about MJ before his death. Wooow...u really non-stop bashed him same as all the others!
But you are not alone, i bet my a... 95% of the human beings are hypocrites. (Dalai Lama, his monks and me r in the 5%)
Oh for the love of gawd, Blanket looks as much like Michael as I do and I am blonde and blue eyed!
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and Blanket looks like Michael.
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THE MAN IN PEACE AND LEAVE HIS CHILDREN ALONE. THEY ARE JACKSONS AND BELONG WITH THE JACKSON FAMILY.
that is all.
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GROSS! I believe he did donate his sperm (VOMIT) the oldest boy Prince kinda looks like him and that beast bitch Debbie and the girl looks like Debbie. He is a damn doctor and says " to the best of my knowledge"? Like um do you not know if you jizzed into a cup to create a child with someone to sell to Michael Jackson? These people who enabled the man are fucking more crazy then he was.
Is Bubbles still alive? Was he still with Michael?
Jack, did you get hurt one-handed slaloming and drinking?
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I read body language and this idiot is full of shit! Now, can we please let this Michael Jackson shit go........I am on overload. Bury the man and when you "decide" what killed him at such a young age then, let us know. Other than that, STFU about it!
This dude is the fugness, but shouldn't a Beverly Hills doctor be able to score a hotter piece than Debbie Rowe?
His blabbling makes MJ keeping those kids in masks seem like a great idea.
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Well perhaps Michael should have thought of this shit when he was busy paying people off to make children for him and shushing them with hush money about the truth. I blame Michael for this fuckery.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:57am.
OH FFS. I am so tired of this Michael Jackson shit!!
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After seeing the end of the memorial, I think Janet should get those kids; I must admit that I thought it appeared really touching how she comforted Paris.
I really don't think that that heiffer Debbie Rowe would reach out to her (her OWN daughter) like that. She'd probably say: "It's been two weeks, b!tch. Now, get over it and put this thermometer in my horse's @$$!!" **shudders**
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:37am.
LOL
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Something in the baby batter ain't clean.
And regardless, those were MJ's kids, he raised them and if he didn't contribute sperm, he's still their dad. I avoided that memorial as much as possible but still saw his daughter Paris and what she said made my cold, black heart weep, she unconditionally loved that man as her father.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:32am.
no, threw the back out Tuesday night!! but at least i'm on the good shit.
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I hope you feel better soon. Throwing the back out SUCKS. Just know that this is not real life and it won't be like this forever.
What's really sad is that I don't think those kids should be with MJs parents or Debbie Rowe I think they're all crazy. Those poor kids.
My eyes go all over the place like his when I lie. =/
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:29am.
no, threw the back out Tuesday night!! but at least i'm on the good shit.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:25am.
He reminds me of Larry Flynt....
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Totally!! Jack, your avie has your garage sale face on. Are you doing ok today?
Obviously this doctor didn't learn from the famewhore shenanigans of Donda West's doctorJan Adams. Keep yer yapper shut!