Thursday, July 9th 2009
Bald Willy
The Smith family is in China to bring down their hatchet on the beloved cinematic masterpiece that is The Karate Kid. Will and Jada's son Jaden Smith is there to shoot scenes for the remake which they are now calling The Kung Fu Kid. They should be honest with themselves and call it KUNG-FU CHOPPING YOUR 80s CHILDHOOD.
I see what Will is trying to do there with his head. You can shave it all you want, Will, but I still see that your hairline is slowly migrating towards the top of your head. Bitch is going north for the Summer and it's not coming back! Although, Tommy Girl probably lurves this. He likes it when Willy's head stubble scratches his nalgas. It makes him giggle. Go ahead and exfoliate those thetans off, Willy!
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Is Will Smith's son EVER going to start looking like a boy?
This cannot be as bad as his daughter's "acting" in that Kit Kitteredge movie. (I hope!)
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Whoever told big willy his kid could act? That kid can't act for shit as evidenced by his I'm-just-punching-the-time-clock 'performance' in The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Submitted by TT99 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 11:06am.
Must they kill every movie from my childhood? What''s next, a musical remake of the Goonies starring Zack and Cody?
Yikes! I could totally see that happening. A Disney version with Zack & Cody as Mikey (it takes both of them to equal one Sean Astin), Zac Effron as Brand, Ashley Tisdale in the Martha Plimpton role, that London girl as the Asian kid,
Vanessa Hudgins as the purty girl, and Miley Cyrus as Mouth. Maybe Billy Ray could be Sloth.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
gia: I had to see who made the same comment I always do. It is so true, nepotism runs rampant and unbridled.
Nepotism runs rampant in Hollywood, everyone knows that...I will say I did enjoy them both in "The Pursuit of Happyness". Overall though hollywood nepotism sickens me because there are so many talented unknowns out there who will never get a chance or be recognized because of how it all works out there.
I avoid all things Will Smith anymore. He has an acting range that runs the gamut from A to B, with only two expressions: steely determination and pensive. He's become successful in big noisy movies where you're constantly distracted by aliens or robots. His son obviously didn't inherit either the A or B acting gene, given his "performance" in the shitcan remake of "Day the Earth Stood Still". Remember, when you buy tickets for anything with these people "acting", you just make them richer.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I wish they would bring that mean blonde teenager who played Johnny in the original back from whatever middle-aged career he's employed in now, for the express purpose of kicking Will Smith in the face. Not that I have anything at all against Will Smith, but it would just make me happy.
"Put him in a body bag, Johnny!"
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Work it, baby.
Must they kill every movie from my childhood? What''s next, a musical remake of the Goonies starring Zack and Cody?
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"Properly propagated." - Michael Scofield
Looks like he's stopped abusing steroids.
That's a relief. His obligatory shirtless scenes in the early 00's was just too obvious.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Oh, Cara, that's exactly the way I felt too.
I hate being critical of children, but yeah, he was pretty bad.
I pondered this and concluded it was all his parents' fault for putting a kid out there in order to fulfill their own personal agenda, which looks to be: spawning a family legacy in acting.
Too bad for the kid, 'cause I doubt it's likely for someone his age to be concerned with that kind of shit. Asshole parents :\
Eta: I think that he looks like a live version of Riley!
http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/television/boondocks.jpg (Riley from The Boondocks that is.)
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:31am
Seriously! I felt bad because I didn't want to hate this little kid, but he drove me nuts in that film. Worst. Actor. Ever. He made Keanu look good in comparison, which is saying a lot. Just because mom and dad are famous, doesn't mean you need to be too. Go have a somewhat normal childhood.
Submitted by S_G on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:24am.
The gay rumors started way back when Will did his first movie Six Degress of Separation. It actually it's the best work he's sone with The Pursuit os happyness second. The movie is based on a true story of a black gay man who hustled his way into NY society by pretending to be Sidney Poitier's son.
Let's just say that he played the role a lil to convincingly. He also did kisss a man which at that time was sill new and plus Will was bringing his rappers audience to this movie. They were like um wtf?
The second round of rumors came after he married Jada and was on some sort of infamous list of actors who were on the DL (gay & bi but pretending to be straight. This list included, rappers, former boxers, etc.. Plus the rumors about Jada appreciating the coochie were around well before Will came into her life.
I actually like these two. They are successful, good looking, living their life and seem to be good parents. I'm not hating.
they are in China now? Man this family gets around.
Jaden is cute but cute does really make an acting career.
They should wait till he's a little older.
That kid is the cheesiest over actor in the history of child actors. This movie is going to blow and its going to be in large part to Jaden Smith's horrible acting. He was the WORST part of "The day the Earth Stood Still", and that's saying a lot cos there was a lot of bad about that movie.
I'm embarrassed for him.
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"What *are* these electrolytes? Do you even know?"
"They're... what they use to make Brawndo!"
"But *why* do they use them to make Brawndo?"
"Because Brawndo's got electrolytes"
Can't wait to see what will happen to this receding hair line in the future...
When did he have the surgery to pull his ears back? Anyone know? They did a really good job... not so severe to be ridiculously obvious, but enough so that he looks much less goofy / Dumbo. That said, still can't stand the charade of him and Jada and them for throwing Scientology (yes, their "school" is a Scientology training ground) and their son in our faces ...
He looks like the older brother from that show that Gary Coleman was on.
Todd something...
I'm ambivalent towards Will Smith at best, but his son really ruined the (already a shitty idea to begin with, but...) remake of The Day the Earth stood still.
Film didn't have much going for it, but whenever Will's son was on screen, I groaned, tuned out, then took forever to get back into the story.
Oh and I remember this kid made me groan when he was presenting an award category for the Oscars not long ago.
I get a feeling he really isn't into all this, but perhaps Will is kinda like a pushy stage parent, eager to replace himself with his own spawn.
Yup, that's my theory. Will doesn't want some unknown taking the coveted roles that would go for him 20 years ago. He wants his own son to be a shoe-in for such roles instead.
Ugh. Another piece of crap remake I will probably watch. Yes, I have bad taste in movies, peeps. Don't act surprised. :P
"Who is this super hero? Sarge? No. Rosemary, the telephone operator? No. Penry, the mild-mannered janitor? Could be!"
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
He’s got style, a groovy smile, and a bod that just won’t stop.
When the going gets rough, he’s super tough,
With a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
Hong Kong Phooey, he’s fan-riffic
GONG!
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
I like Will. I like hair, too, though. If you're going to go bald, you have to have the attitude to pull it off. Will is too sweet for bald. Cute kid. Looks a lot like his mama. Of course, she is a boyish looking girl.
Terrible. They need to just make it a home movie and leave the rest of us alone.
I'm glad to see the roll went to someone who disserved it *rolls eyes* This kid is absolutely going to kill this movie they should of auditioned TALENTED kids instead of just taking a celebrities son! LAME!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:32am.
"They should remake Hong Kong Phooey."
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LOL! I used to LOVE that shit! All he needs is the red satin robe with the white trim on it and the filing cabinet and he'd be perfect!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:50am.
Submitted by S_G on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:46am
Yeah, I remember that. In this world of "These aren't my pants" & "It was taken out of context," I appreciate someone who admits fault as well.
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Double ditto!
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"Kung Fu Kid" ?!??!!
This should shed some light on David Carradine's hasty exit.
Now, someone take a death watch out for Ralph Macchio, stat!
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Bottom-feeder.
As buff as he may be keeping himself these days, I bet Jada can still kick his ass. That there is one tough little cooter-lickin' mama.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
That haircut really brings out his ears.
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blecch. sick of him and his butch dyke wife.
Submitted by S_G on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:46am
Yeah, I remember that. In this world of "These aren't my pants" & "It was taken out of context," I appreciate someone who admits fault as well.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:30am.
@S_G: The TomKat connection, & also, there were many in theatre circles that were not happy when he refused to do the gay kiss in "Six Degrees of Separation." It caused that "thou dost protest too much" speculation.
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Later in his career, he did apologize for not doing the kiss, saying he was young, stupid, and new actor at the time. He said that it would be different now.
I have to give props to someone who admits they were wrong, apologizes for a stupid mistake, and matures.
He likes it when Willy's head stubble scratches his nalgas. It makes him giggle.
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Ewwww . . . Do. Not. Want. THAT VISUAL!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:30am
i did not know this about him...interesting..
i personally cant stand his movies. have not seen one i like. 7 pounds was boring as shit... i usually refuse to watch his tripe, but the bf wanted to see 7 pounds.
i just dont get the appeal. hes dull...hes vanilla
Mike: I just find him extremely likable. Even now. Mr. DQ is cursing dlisted because of all the movies I won't see now -- no putting $$ in certain celebs' pockets.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
@ImpertinentVixen:
Hahaha...Scatman Crothers playing in my head....
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
I've never gotten the appeal of this guy as a rapper, as a tv star, or as a movie star.
Submitted by slappyou on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:10pm.
Lady caca. The body of an Angel and the face to protect it.
I still think Will is a sexy bitch. I don't get all the hate either. I mean, no one should want to hang out with TomKat but whatever. Doesn't make me like Will any less.
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They should remake Hong Kong Phooey.
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@S_G: The TomKat connection, & also, there were many in theatre circles that were not happy when he refused to do the gay kiss in "Six Degrees of Separation." It caused that "thou dost protest too much" speculation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I won't see this movie, but I do like Will Smith as an entertainer. Some of his stuff isn't must-see for me, but I enjoyed Hitch and Seven Pounds recently.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by S_G on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:24am.
General question...
Where did all the hate (and gay rumors) from Will Smith come from?
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He likes to hang with Tom and Katie.
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General question...
Where did all the hate (and gay rumors) from Will Smith come from?
I don't remember it earlier in his career, the 'Fresh Prince' days, etc. People rarely said a bad word about him until, fairly recently. He was thought of as cocky, but likeable, intelligent, kind, and hardworking.
Did it all the negatives come when he married Jada and became friends with Tom Cruise?
and i mean will, btw, not the kid.
i'd hit it. any man looks 10000x hotter the second he shaves his head (see opening credits of Full Metal Jacket)
EARS. I thought you grew hair to cover them Dumbo flaps?
willy looks like hes piling on the chunk
Willy waxed on and waxed off.
(*giggle* How narsty did that sound?)
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Ugh. I wonder if he's as cocky as his parents? Probably.
Ooh, Ooh! Where is my magic wand and metal filings?? I want to play.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...