Kunty Karl Doesn't Have To Be Nice To Audrey Tautou
Kunty Karl has temporarily put Heidi Klum in the corner and is sinking his bony claws into Audrey Tautou. This is kind of funny since Audrey plays Coco Chanel in a biopic and also replaced Nicole Kidman as the new face of Chanel No. 5. Kunty Karl had no say in this, because he only deeeeeesigns ze clothes! The reason why Kunty Karl is now sticking pins into an Audrey voodoo doll is because she kind of said she doesn't wear Chanel every second of every day. BLASPHEMY!
WWD says that when a reporter asked Audrey if she wears the House of Chanel often, she answered, “Sometimes. This morning, I wore the rain boots.” This made Karl slap Audrey with his translucent pony tail (which I think is made from Casper's pubic hair) . His response to her comment was, “I didn’t even know we made rain boots. After that, I don’t have to be nice.” Karl went on to snip that if it was up to him, Penelope Cruz would be the face of Chanel and not Audrey.
Karl sure is funny for a corpse. I bet he's a comedy star on the graveyard circuit. You know, it's hard for me to hate Karl. First of all, he strokes his inner cunt ever chance he gets. Second of all, he reminds me of my grandmother's elderly poodle who smelled like nut grease and always had a dozen dingle berries hanging around its asshole area at all times. This damn poodle would bite at any bitch who dare care near my grandmother. We would tease its mean ass all the time and then just laugh laugh laugh! That's who Karl reminds me of. The Kunt is harmless. Audrey should just wave a chicken bone at his face and then laugh when he tries to bite it.
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Why is he still breathing?
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
he's so cartoonish.
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I'd so like to fan-slap this antique.
This dude is the gayest gayelle out there, and a whiny cunt as well. He's such a limp wristed, effeminate, poofter characature, with his fashion victim driving gloves & faggy man fan; he reminds me of a really bitchy European Mr. Blackwell. He gives gay people a bad name...
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 6:02pm.
I miss the Chanel bags that were rectangular quilted leather with long gold chains.
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the 2.55s haven't gone anywhere!
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He's an all purpose douchebag. And you know what sucks? That I keep missing the open post. I've been wanting to bitch about something for almost two fucking weeks and I know the awesome bitches here would get it.
Why Karl, why so mean to Audrey? She's lovely!
He is disgusting.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I love Audrey Tautou. Karl is jealous and looking for attention.
CHANEL DOES MAKE RAINBOOTS!! maybe from a past season... Karl is getting to be senile...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
FUCK fashion and all the fucking bullshit that goes with it!
I wear Chanel every second of every day....and I buy it exclusively on CANAL STREET!! You can even get Chanel condoms in Chinatown, Karl's parents should have used one!!!
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"It's Michael K's world,we just live in it!"-God
Karl's head reminds me of the pom-pom critters that had sticky feet so you could stick them on the dashboard in the mid 80's.
I'm surprised she would promote designer clothing. She played an illegal immigrant that worked for a sweatshop. But, I forgive, she is too darn cute.
Oh angel haired Karl! you need to STFU! I think Audrey has that vibe for chanel. Karl is jealous since he doesn't have a vagina. Not that we know of...
Coma Caca!!
"Second of all, he reminds me of my grandmother's elderly poodle who smelled like nut grease and always had a dozen dingle berries hanging around its asshole area at all times. This damn poodle would bite at any bitch who dare care near my grandmother. We would tease its mean ass all the time and then just laugh laugh laugh"
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Hahahaha...you were a *handful* weren't you?
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I think this toxic old bitch is bitter because she realizes that the only way to get any anal activity at this stage in life is to accidentally sit on her fucking fan.
This is just Karl's new schtick. Make an uber-bitchy comment about pretty female and make the gossip mags/blogs.
Submitted by slappyou on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:10pm.
Lady caca. The body of an Angel and the face to protect it.
deleted cuz I can't fucking read!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I miss the Chanel bags that were rectangular quilted leather with long gold chains.
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Moo!
Chanel is my all-time favorite brand, but Lagerfeld is a total douche and I'll be more than happy when he is no longer the head designer, be it by retirement or croaking. Personally, I think Audrey is a perfect choice for the face of the brand.
Submitted by Rhoda on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:29pm.
Personally I think Audrey is a lovely choice.
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ITA!! She is perfect for it. Karl is such a bully....Why does he feel the need to be so nasty & cruel?
What a rancid twatstain.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Karl creeps me out. He's a dead ringer for the Tall Man from Phantasm. Spooky shit!
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
I hate Karl.
That's all.
Oh and Audrey is amazing. That cunt is jellys of her.
Douche with a capital BAG. We lose Carradine, Farrah and all the rest but we're stuck with THIS bag of shit?!
There is no justice.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump.
Oh Good God, shut the fuck up Karl. Your entire career is based upon recreating, and uh, "updating" a dead bitch's clothes. Audrey Tautou is obviously the kind of annoying ho that makes you want to slap her the second she opens her mouth, but I don't really see what was so offensive about what she said. PS Chanel sucks, and anyone who's all about it doesn't know shit about fashion.
I think Audrey looks totally "Chanelly"
LMAO @ provy's video, creeeeeeeeepy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I agree F-listed....WTF is he going on about ??:)
I wish him and Anna Wintour and all the gross 'fashion' dinosaurs would just sink even further into their bones and disappear - and stop saying stupid-ass things, which unfortunately as a gossip slut, I have to read :)
If Kunty Karl loosened up that dumbass high necked blouse & bow, he might not feel so kunty.
(And yes, I know it's a "shirt & tie"... so pffft!)
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
*Love* Audrey Tautou. KL can go fuck himself.
These are prolly the ones he wears:
http://bp1.blogger.com/_QoNLDYJKOF0/SFs6SeerHfI/AAAAAAAAALM/q051oNP1Iy4/...
Chanel.
I like these ones:
http://www.mspmag.com/images/goodstuff/asset_upload_file993_102560.jpg
I mean - these have been kinda promoted recently...I"m not even sure how it was so devious.
What's his malfunction? I don't get it.
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For the record I love Audrey Tautou. I am not on Karls's team with this one. When I see Amalie, I see my own daughter when she grows up.
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He didn't know they made rainboots but he makes this? Surf boards?!
http://www.vogue.co.uk/fashion/show.aspx/full-length-photos/id,733/Page,...
Shut up Karl take a page out of Yves and retire with whatever dignity you have left.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
too much gastric bypass.
Does this bitter old fart have a partner? at all? someone who can give him love and a hard penis so he's happy and bubbly? No? well, that would explain A LOT.
This asshole acts as if he owned the Chanel brand when he's just an overrated fucking designer.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Kunty Karl indeed MK, that guy is the king of the dried up old d-bags. Personally I think Audrey is a lovely choice.
He is so arrogant. The comment Audrey made wasn't offensive at all, or did I miss something in translation?
seeing karls pic always reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVwX8Q
go to 2:40
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
I love Chanel but Karl kinda scares me.
Karl just needs to soak in some Calgon and watch Pret a Porter a few times....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
The hell is he talking about? Penelope is Spainish it wouldn't make sense for her to play a FRENCH icon...? Than again Karl is 75 yrs old so what do you expect.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
What a bitter OLD douche bag !
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Well written, MK.
:)