Kunty Karl Doesn't Have To Be Nice To Audrey Tautou
Kunty Karl has temporarily put Heidi Klum in the corner and is sinking his bony claws into Audrey Tautou. This is kind of funny since Audrey plays Coco Chanel in a biopic and also replaced Nicole Kidman as the new face of Chanel No. 5. Kunty Karl had no say in this, because he only deeeeeesigns ze clothes! The reason why Kunty Karl is now sticking pins into an Audrey voodoo doll is because she kind of said she doesn't wear Chanel every second of every day. BLASPHEMY!
WWD says that when a reporter asked Audrey if she wears the House of Chanel often, she answered, “Sometimes. This morning, I wore the rain boots.” This made Karl slap Audrey with his translucent pony tail (which I think is made from Casper's pubic hair) . His response to her comment was, “I didn’t even know we made rain boots. After that, I don’t have to be nice.” Karl went on to snip that if it was up to him, Penelope Cruz would be the face of Chanel and not Audrey.
Karl sure is funny for a corpse. I bet he's a comedy star on the graveyard circuit. You know, it's hard for me to hate Karl. First of all, he strokes his inner cunt ever chance he gets. Second of all, he reminds me of my grandmother's elderly poodle who smelled like nut grease and always had a dozen dingle berries hanging around its asshole area at all times. This damn poodle would bite at any bitch who dare care near my grandmother. We would tease its mean ass all the time and then just laugh laugh laugh! That's who Karl reminds me of. The Kunt is harmless. Audrey should just wave a chicken bone at his face and then laugh when he tries to bite it.
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ahahahah penelpe cruise looks like a fucking deformed moth and she can't speaka no frigging english. her english is in the same suckfest category as shakira they both should never open their mouths cuz i can't undastand a word they saaayyyy
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
I remembered the last post when he bitched out Hedi. I think he really needs to eat and get fat again coz no food is making him a raving bitch.
He is probably bitching coz he wished he was them.
And since he has been at Chanel, he's fucking put the double C's on EVERYTHING!! Ugly snowboots, ugly motorcycle jackets, snobboards, giant C's here, there and everywhere - so what the fuck is he talking about? He's lowered the brand and CoCo Chanel must be waiting for him to bitch slap him to hell.
Wow, and Audrey (while beautiful) has a raging eating disorder - you'd think that alone would make her and Karlie BFFs.
Why is he such an asshole?
I loved this girl in the Chanel biopic. Karl is an asshole, high fashion or not. I am really sick of vile attitudes and ugly shit being justified through the words 'high fashion'. 'High Fashion' doesnt justify shit nor does it make something 'nice or good looking'. Just cuz you paid too much for it (aka got ripped the fuck off) does not make you all glam and shit. All these Russian models I know constantly dress in 'high fashion' and they ALWAYS look stupid. I can never tell if they are hitting the stables to go riding or if they are heading to the club. Having good fashion sense and looking good having NOTHING to do with money or couture. As soon as idiots figure this out I will be a much happier person.
I don't understand his problem. She said she wears Chanel & just gave the most recent example, no?
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Audrey's answer was not on point and Karl set that slut straight.
Team Karl.
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While Audrey is very beautiful and sweet, i love Karls Kuntiness. Not eevryone can tell a bitch to sit the fuck down quite like he can.
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Talk about taking yourself too seriously. Stop Karl! Please.
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why not Lady Gaga as the face of chanel.. oh yeah with her face covered.
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Does he suck the blood of virgin boys?
i mean this mans face alone will make you want to bow or some shit, i love this face. it's like a caritage. like some cartoon shit. loves it.
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He's such a bitch, I love it!
It just wouldn't be high fashion if he started being all nice.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Oh yeah, and Audrey is adorable.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:05pm.
It's time to saw open Karl's skull and count the rings to see how old he really is.
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You'll just find half a cup of dust, I think KuntyKarl lost the ability to think (at least before he speaks) a loooong time ago.
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Ha ha. I thought you were going to say that his head would roll off.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:45pm.
Okay, who opened the coffin and let Karl the Fucking Corpse out? If ya undid the button and tie holding his neck upright & together, the fat folds would spread out & cover everybody in the ro
Hahahaha. That reminds me of a story my friend told me where she sat next to a man who also had not been told he was dead.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:08pm.
Kunty Karl has been dead much much longer than Michael Jackson, it's just that no one has told him yet.
Submitted by Tamzin on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:42pm.
What. a dick. I love Audrey, first saw her in the French film He loves me, He loves me not. She's one sexy bitch.
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Hah. I had such a girl-crush on her after that movie. She's adorable, and I don't really understand what it was about the comment that rubbed him the wrong way. But, I guess when you're 150 years old like Karl, you don't need an excuse to be bitchy.
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aaawwww...Karl's lashing out at Coco's doppleganger! Poor old fart knows his days on this side are numbered, and soon the real Coco's gonna tie his balls to Satan's trophy case with a polyester scrunchie.
she is just pixie cute!
He's a dried up turd.
She is adorable - even her name is cute. She seems like someone Coco would have chosen.
Kreepy must not have any power if he doesn't have a say in who reps the brand. Considering he hung around with Lohan, that's a good thing.
She's cute and he's a dick. Case closed.
Oh Karl take your big fan, stick it up your arse and OPEN IT! If I should ever have the displeasure of getting close to that skeletal hyena, I promise to kick him in his geriatric groin.
By the way, your new collection is a fucking mess.
And Penelope Cruz is a troll next to Audrey. Take that you walking collection of liver spots.
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I adore Audrey Tautou since the film Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain and Nowhere To Go But Up. Karl is ok, but can be a crusty dust bunny for no apparent reason. And how old is this guy anyway?
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Submitted by sybil on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 6:30pm.
I wear Chanel every second of every day....and I buy it exclusively on CANAL STREET!! You can even get Chanel condoms in Chinatown, Karl's parents should have used one!!!
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I dunno if chinatown condoms would be very umm sanitary
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No, but you know they'd be small! GONG!
Sorry, MK, for stealing your gong.
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My grandfather brought home this French poodle he'd found roaming around a parking lot. It was pure fucking evil, and we used to tease the shit out of it, too. He named it Jocko, "like Frere Jocko." It would bite your hand off for a tennis ball, and I pulled that a few times. Throw the ball at some unsuspecting asshole and watch the fear overtake their face as this cum-stinking dog leapt upon them, teeth bared and snarling. Usually, it was locked in the bathroom for holidays, but I remember a couple Thanksgivings where we sat Indian-style in our chairs, because it nipped at our feet for table scraps. We started a sort of food fight under the table by throwing food under somebody's chair and watching their face as the dog charged them.
He's an creepy asshole. There are only a handful of actresses that I love and who have made movies that I can watch over and over. Audrey Tatou is one of them. I love Amelie. I also loved her in Dirty Pretty Things. I think she's perfect for Chanel.
It's time to saw open Karl's skull and count the rings to see how old he really is.
Just the same, Penelope Cruz is prettier than Audrey.
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Submitted by sybil on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 6:30pm.
I wear Chanel every second of every day....and I buy it exclusively on CANAL STREET!! You can even get Chanel condoms in Chinatown, Karl's parents should have used one!!!
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I dunno if chinatown condoms would be very umm sanitary
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The best bitches in the world are in the fashion industry. The bigger they are in stature like Karl, the bitchier it gets. Those bitches can cut and slice someone with their tongue faster than a knife weilding chola from east LA. LOVE THEM.
Okay, who opened the coffin and let Karl the Fucking Corpse out? If ya undid the button and tie holding his neck upright & together, the fat folds would spread out & cover everybody in the room.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
What. a dick. I love Audrey, first saw her in the French film He loves me, He loves me not. She's one sexy bitch.
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Why doesn't this dumb mother fucker come out and say he doesn't like anyone that doesn't look like a prepubescent boy?
Audrey is beautiful with great tits!
At least Kidman is still the face of plastic surgery abuse. Audrey Tatou should be the face of plastic surgery practice.
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He's a mouthy corpse.
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Audrey Tatou is absolutely adorable. Karl Lagerfeld is absolutely deplorable. He's also the worst kind of mincing fairy queen, but that doesn't rhyme as well.
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Work it, baby.
I'm confused, Chanel actually DOES make rain boots. What's the problem here?
I love Karl, but are we SURE he's still alive? I'm thinkin it's probably his P.R. horz putting some Lagerfeld on their timesheet for the week.
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Kunty Karl has been dead much much longer than Michael Jackson, it's just that no one has told him yet.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
If you look up "bitter old queen" in the dictionary, I betcha it has Krusty Kunty Karl's picture next to it.
And what she said was actually very funny. :) She's beautiful and a great actress, and a perfect choice for Coco.
He is very cunty.
Oh, who the fuck cares about this crusty old tumbleweed head?
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
He needs a good kick in the box.
She looks like a garden gnome and he looks like the specter of death. "Amelie" is one of my favorite movies though.
Tautou is lovely and of an eclectic beauty: I'm glad she took over Botox Kidman.
i love audrey tautou...karl sure is a bitter old cunty cunt...
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