Afternoon Crumbs
When Emma Watson has a chonie flash, a thousand fanboys make their first wet spot - Egotastic!
This headline just dropped my sperm count by 100% (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Hayden Panettiere creeps me out, but the dude behind her checking out her toddler nalgas creeps me out more - Hollywood Tuna
Javier Bardem is eating Penny Cruz's face. Probably tastes like roasted sardines and goat milk - Popsugar
Is it just me or does Bradley Cooper also give you "I'll jizz and leave" vibes. Swooon. - Just Jared
George Clooney had dinner with a brunette and she's not a cocktail waitress/model. DISMAY. - Lainey Gossip
What Jonathan Ross really meant is that parents might want to put their Hannah Montana-loving children up for adoption. And he would be right. - Towleroad
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler driving around in a car. Their jobs are really hard. - Hollywood Rag
Remember the good ole' days when airlines used to serve this shit? - Cityrag
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Cute dress but why does she have dental floss in her hair?
I flew United to Denver 2 weeks ago and got a free 1st class upgrade, that was the only thing that made it tolerable. Unfortunately, I got the same crappy Renee Zellwegger movie in both directions, and now I know why they really fly planes into buildings.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yeah, United is bad. I seem to wind up on US Air and JetBlue, too. I'll have to try Continental sometime. I really loved Delta Song -- that was the BEST.
My dad is really cheap and flies on Southwest and Allegiant sometimes. I'm not even sure they serve free soda. I haven't flown on Southwest since they had that realty tv show that showed how bad they were, haha. That thing backfired on them.
Submitted by CeeCee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:35pm.
I've flown United too!!!!! Continental still gives you a hot meal of questionable quality.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I used to like those old airline meals. Nowadays (I can't afford to fly first class, FML) they give you a nasty-ass, cash menu and all that's on it is cheese, crackers, cookies or cold ham sandwiches. There's never anything halfway healthy or that will leave you feeling like you got a hot meal in before you land, which is especially nasty when you have a redeye and have to hang out for hours until your hotel room is ready! And you feel like shit from all the fat, salt and carbs! /rant
Hermoine is the cutest one of the Harry group, by far
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I wanna know why her stylist couldn't find her a pair of shoes that didn't cause her little toe to hang out. That just looks uncomfortable.
The creeper checking out Hayden still has me chuckling. Subtlety, he has none.
~FACT: I wanna live in a castle.
Well, the underwear is nasty ugly and they have a stain on them. I don't think that's going to excite anyone - maybe sicken people, but that's about it! LOL!
Emma's flashing very tastefully and it makes me say whew! I've been traumatized by Parasite's flappy ham curtains in her vom-inducing flashing pic. Thank yoooo, Emma.
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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:30pm.
George's chin implant - done with the facelift a year or two ago - is quite obvious.
Also, why does Bill Murray look so horrible? Is it alcohol - or just hetrosexuality(which is NOT good for a man's looks past 40).
==========There are gays out there who are over 40 and they look terrible! HELLO! It doesn't matter if you are gay or straight. If you treat your body badly then you're going to look like shit.
what the hell is up with penelope cruz's underwear? it's up under her armpits practically.
"Hayden Panettiere creeps me out, but the dude behind her checking out her toddler nalgas creeps me out more"
OMG! you are too funny! Toddler nalgas! LMAO!
Does Clooney ever date women his own age? Maybe the beards are young so that his 40-something boyfriend won't get jealous?
Oh, thanks, appleater, for that Soulja Boy Choreographer link. Pretty funny.
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/51
Oh the nasty airline food on international flights! Depending on the airline and country, you can get some really gnarly shizz.
Try choking down herring casserole when you're pregnant. Just seeing people around me eating that stuff made me want to yack.
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madam s
im going to check his stuff out!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
it's a Ozzi Clark dress.
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Miss Priss and gia,
Apparently the dress is vintage (figures), and by designer Ozzie Clark from the 70's. I looked up his? stuff and it is beautiful!! I'm a fan.
BOOO! We need knockoffs!
I think Bradley Cooper is for the gays. He tries too hard to be seen with many different women.
i like emma watson. i hope she goes in a kate/rachel direction rather than a Keira direction.
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OMG I love Bradley Cooper, I'd let him hit-n-quit
I think Emma is cute.
And her dress is even cuter. Where can I find a knock off?
I love that dresssss
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Hayden Panettiere creeps me out, but the dude behind her checking out her toddler nalgas creeps me out more - --------------------- Why do I creep you out MK? If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!
Remember the good ole' days when airlines used to serve this shit? - ------------ The pic on the top right, who's vagina are they serving?
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I bet Bradley Cooper is a premature ejaculator who already jizzed on his own leg from the look of those pics
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:57pm.
Underwear flash aside, I LOVE Emma Watson's dress. LOVE. And I must have it.
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YES!!! Me too...It's a fabulous dress.
When Emma Watson has a chonie flash, a thousand fanboys make their first wet spot!************ Kinda gets the magic stirring in Raul's wand too!
Emma! Naughty girl! We get it - you're all growed up.
♥ Threadkilla!
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I fap for Emma.
Definitely not an accidental panties slip.
Emma is cute, young and dumb, who wasn't like that at her age? Not so long ago too?
10 years from now, this will likely be a shameful memory and she'll be tending to a lovely garden in her beautiful manor house in the English country side~
Underwear flash aside, I LOVE Emma Watson's dress. LOVE. And I must have it.
Emma, no!!!!!!!!
PS I would be excited about the new Harry Potter regardless...midnight showing, here I come :)
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:29pm.
Are you sure you wanna know? OK! "Ashley SImpson's Mom Pussy of the Day"
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Ew. I get it. Thanks DeeDee!
I think it was on purpose, they had to get people to care about the Harry Potter Premiere!
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Why do you think you take a HO to a HOtel!
somebody forgot to sew up the front of Emma Watson's dress
she's not wowwing anyone with beige bloomers
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:29pm.
Are you sure you wanna know? OK! "Ashley SImpson's Mom Pussy of the Day"
i could possibly get a big ass nosebleed from this...... If you don't like it, your as gay as Soulja Boy's Choreographer! Don"t believe me? check this out : http://tinyurl.com/6hw6j6
That airline food looks disgusting. BLECH.
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God the douche that writes for egotastic is so fuckin LAME.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
I bet Bradley Cooper is a premature ejaculator who spends the entire time apologizing for his "extremity malfunction".
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Moo!
Hermiones Hiney
uh, oops this isn't Caption This?
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Poor Jonathan Ross dude can't say anything without somebody getting offended. Was The Dailymail behind this?
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Bradley Cooper totally looks like a jizz & jump kinda guy. Of the gay variety. Probably likes to look at himself in the mirror giving himself 'I'm workin it haaaaard' looks.
I've decided Bradley Cooper only looks totally fuckable made up for his movies. Otherwise he looks like a shiny, aging frat boy with a receeding hairline.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
George's chin implant - done with the facelift a year or two ago - is quite obvious.
Also, why does Bill Murray look so horrible? Is it alcohol - or just hetrosexuality(which is NOT good for a man's looks past 40).
That's why is a guy is still hot looking after 45 you can be nearly 100% certain that he's a fruit!
Help me Roobee Wan - you're my only hope. What's underneath the boobs on Drunken Stepfather? A headline that lowered MKs sperm count? I'm thinking a close up of Tori Spelling - but it could be anything!
Oh my johnathon ross made a joke that your kid might be gay if it likes hanna montana...wah im so offended wah wah.
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Didn't her granny teach her to wear a slip?!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
What's the headline? It's blocked at work.