Shauna Sand Was A Caring And Devoted Stepmother
Earlier I posted the cover of Star magazine with the epitome of elegance on it and now here's the story. You see, Lorenzo Lamas and his chirruns are currently shooting a reality show for E!. Shauna Sand is not a regular on the show, because E! couldn't afford strong enough camera lenses that won't break due to her intense beauty.
In the reality show, which is airing later this year, Lorenzo talks about how he caught his ex-wife Shauna doing sexy times with his son AJ while they were married. AJ was just 18 then and clearly not the hot stick of butter he is now. AJ isn't making my no-no screech in that picture above, but he does kind of like Screech from Saved by the Bell (GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG!).
One of Lorenzo's friends tells Star that Shauna's scandalous affair with his son is the reason why their marriage ended in 2002. The friend added, "Shauna came on to A.J. It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing. He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J. He had no clue that she was his son's lover!"
Lorenzo needs to take a bow and stop being so dramatic! It's not like they are blood related. Shauna was just doing the motherly thing by teaching him the birds and the bees first-hand! Lorenzo should be grateful to Shauna! Being kissed on the genitals by Shauna is just like being blessed by the Pope. And with that, the date on my one-way bus ticket to Hell just got moved up!
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She's wearing the denim Shroud of Whorin.
is that a dress or a unitard??
i think it is the latter! :O but good job on preventing a camel toe.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
The kid looks a little bit like Ashton Kutcher...could just be the dumb trucker hat.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:19pm.
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He was 18 in 2002, around the time this picture was taken, and that was when Lorenzo walked in on them.
i MUST have that outfit
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Bottom-feeder.
Her dress is proof that before you touch her, you must first soak your hands in Clorox.
Blame it on the eyebrows. They just wanted to cuddle and things got out of hand.
Lorenzo can suck it.
Well, it is Lorenzo's fault for having old man cock...
Submitted by sonne on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:16pm.
I agree, Sugaroo.
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Seriously! He looks about 20 in that picture which would make him 13 when she messed with him. Why isn't Cave Man Lamas upset about THAT?
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Moo!
Wonders if she screamed "Who's your mama now" to him during sexy times?
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
That makes me think what kind of father Lorenzo wa sto his son, for him to do that.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I agree, Sugaroo.
somebody PLEASE tell me where I can get an acid washed Wilma Flinstone dress like that.
Hold up. Is that a recent pic of this kid? Because if yeah, and she was playing Hide the Salami with him in 2002, someone needs to check the statutory rape laws.
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Moo!
I would expect nothing less from the Queen of Lucite.
She certainly is the epitome of class and taste.
This is so many different kinds of gross on and so many levels, I...............I..............just don't know where to begin!
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Moo!
I hope AJ had his peen checked out for rot.
That kid looks like Bill Hader(sp?).
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