Wednesday, July 8th 2009
Fancy Chola
This is the cover for Kelly Clarkon's newest single "Already Gone." Hopefully, Kelly Clarkson got that fancy chola tear drop for murdering these jeans.
I won't be surprised if one of my cholita cousins end up in urgent care this weekend after trying to recreate this look using a hot glue gun and a rhinestone. Chola beauty is pain.
Here's also some promo shots from the video. I wish Kelly would've stuck with the theme of the cover by wearing pleated Dickies and a wife beater.
VIA ONTD
Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 1:03pm.
She'll lose it again and probably gain it back to lose it again.
Where the fuck has everyone been over the past seven or eight years Kelly Clarkson has been famous? Her weight ALWAYS fluctuates.
Kelly Clarkson might be fat, but staying thin for some people aren't as easy as everyone tries to make it seem. So you're thin? Good for you, don't bust on other people because they have to work a little harder to maintain a better body.
This is what I mean about how music videos and photo shoots are destroying the industry, because artists aren't respected for the quality of their music anymore.
And this last part isn't really directed to anyone posting on this board, but people in general:
I don't like Kelly Clarkson's music, but at least she SINGS without a fucking computer doing it for her instead. Maybe if she lost about 40 lbs and writhed around in a leotard, everyone would stop complaining about how TERRRRIIIIBBLLLE her music is, because let's face it, her music even being sappy relationship songs are better than most of the artistically illiterate copycats who half-heartedly moan over a synthesizer.
Let's give credit where it's due.
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Eat boogers and die.
Wow - they photoshopped her fat right off her, or that's not Kelly Clarkson. Girl had better get a grip or she's going to be bigger than a circus tent.
I'm ashamed to say I'm stuck hearing Kelly Clarkson almost everyday.
She reminds me of my seeester, so she doesn't bother me.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
I <3 Kelly. Addicted is the best KC song, but she can do no wrong. I'm glad she's not some typical pop tart. That shit gets old.
There needs to be some sort of mutiny against photoshop in Hollyweird.
Too bad I don't think many celebrities would be willing to go against it publicly. Nor do I know of a way they could control this anyway.
To make matters worse, I think some of them quite appreciate it too. Madonna seems to be one of those who's so fucking vain, she would never denounce it anyway. I'm sure she's not the only one and several other insecure hos ask for it.
I didn't know being fat was so.....offensive....especially considering the wide array of character flaws there are, which are also much harder to reverse. A fat-slut-bag-bitch-ho could lose 200lbs....she's still a slut-bag-bitch-ho...tho.
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Did they use the cropping tool to remove the fat from her body? Like liposuction for picture people.
The Photoshopped pictures are NOT HER DOING! It's her record company execs and managers who do this shizz to her
After her first single from this album came out, Kelly herself said about the cover picture something along the lines of "Wow whoever that is looks great!" because she was so Photoshopped in it.
Oh please with the pictures already! It really doesn't matter that she looks like a fucking sumo wrestler, people will buy her alblums (or not) based on whether they like her voice and music not because she has a decent body. I am insulted that they would try to make this fat fucking douche look "normal" size. For the record SHE IS A FAT FUCKING COW WHO EATS MORE CALORIES PER DAY THAN THE AVERAGE FAMILY OF SIX!!!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:33pm.
For the most part, I like Kelly, I think she has an awesome voice, but.... if she really doesn't care of what others think, and is happy with her weight why every promotional shot I see of her is Photoshoped to death??
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Maybe it wasn't her decision, but that of the suits at the record company. Jussayin.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:33pm.
For the most part, I like Kelly, I think she has an awesome voice, but.... if she really doesn't care of what others think, and is happy with her weight why every promotional shot I see of her is Photoshoped to death??
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ITA....I dont understand why she feels the need to comment on being happy with her weight & stuff when she basically never looks like herself in these shots. I think she is probably really not satisfied with herself.
Don't these stars know that they only look like idiots when we see this shit and then the next day they a an ass the size of Toledo?? Personally if I were her I put a stop to that shit stat! Especially when you go around defending you big butt! Kinda contradictory no??
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Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:09pm.
i just saw her perform on SYTYCD, and the girl did not look good, but she can sing the fucking roof off!
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Same! I saw her on some show and immediately started slamming her looks and then she sang and shut me right the fuck up.
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I don't give a shit if she gets as large as Aretha, bitch has some pipes on her!! Go ahead witchyo fat ass sef gurl!!
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Kelly's on a one-way train to Kirstie-Alleyville. These photos are laughable.
she's annoying, bloated fat, and boring
i just saw her perform on SYTYCD, and the girl did not look good, but she can sing the fucking roof off!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I think she looks pretty.
She's FANCEE!!!
Still ♥ her.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
THAT FUCKING BITCH!
WHO HERE IS MY LAWYER?!?!
This copyright infringement MUST be stopped!
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I like Kelly C. But who's the chica in these shots.
*envies this betch's eyebrow...since one of mine was waxed the fuck off within a hair of bald*
BAN PHOTOSHOPPIN'!
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Aside from photoshopping her pic to hell & back..How fucking HUGE was this couch that Kelly was able to recline and look small?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
PHOTOSHOP KUDOS!!!.. She was on SYTYCD last week and was LARGE and in-charge. These pics make her look normal to cute.. reality says somethinng COMPLETELY different.
No, no, I know that is NOT Kelly Clarkson. That dress is way too small, she actually wears circus tents AND where is her triple chin?.
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:34pm.
She looks like Cry Baby. Where's Hatchet Face? Oh yeah, the Nicole photo.
LOL! I love that movie. "Electricity killed mah parents!" Ohhh, Johnny...
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Love KC. The cover? Not so much.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Nice teardrop bling. And I wonder where all Kelly's weight ran off to.
Maybe I should be a photoshop artiste. They obviously get PLENTY of work.
~FACT: I wanna live in a castle.
bmitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:37pm.
Okay, so who is this supposed to entice ?
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Flies?
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Bottom-feeder.
Those red lips would have made the thumb photos all killer. Instead they use a shadow that blends. What is WITH these stylists? Call me Kelly.
Okay, so who is this supposed to entice ?
As stated in the album title, Kelly Clarkson is already gone.
Maybe that's the new Sasha Fierce, or something.
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Bottom-feeder.
No hate from me for Kelly. I just can't do it.
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freeee is making me hungry, LOL
I like Kelly too, that doesn't mean she gets away with this fuckery.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:33pm.
LOL smurfy you said Potoshopped! I think that's what they use on Rumor
LOL, I thought the same thing when I re-read it
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Wazn't we just talkin bout photer shop?
She looks like Cry Baby. Where's Hatchet Face? Oh yeah, the Nicole photo.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Plus, she's not exactly the evening gown, diamonds and red lipstick kinda girl. WTF?
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For the most part, I like Kelly, I think she has an awesome voice, but.... if she really doesn't care of what others think, and is happy with her weight why every promotional shot I see of her is Photoshoped to death??
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
LOL smurfy you said Potoshopped! I think that's what they use on Rumor.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I just can't hate on Kelly. I love her.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:29pm.
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BWAHAHAHHAHA! And the only thing that is 'Already Gone' is a 20-piece bucket of KFC, biscuits, mashed potatoes & gravy, some slaw and a McDonalds sundae with nuts. And some fries.
She's fucking TWICE the size of these pics.
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Who the fuck is that in the pix?
I'm sorry but we have all seen Kelly Clarkson and this chick is not her. It's half of her.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton