But What About The Baby?!
Blood suckers must not have hearts, because RPattz has apparently dumped Kristen Stewart while their sparkly vampire baby love child is baking in her womb at 450 (yes, I believe everything I read on the internets)!! Life & Style says that RPattz has dropped Kristen Stewart off at the section marked "IT'S OVAH" and has no plans of picking her back up. That's because he's too busy sucking the blood out of his co-stars vagina noodle.
A sourcey says that he's moved on from Kristen to his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin. The source watched the two canoodling at the Bowery Hotel in NYC on June 14th. When Elizabeth Reaser, one of the other actors from the movie, came to join them, Emilie told her ass how hard it was kissing RPattz in front of the cameras. Elizabeth responded with, "However you kiss Rob in real life, just do that!"
Well, there you go. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the crazed mob of horny Twitards to trample Emilie to death. Send her funeral bill to Life & Style.
Here's Rob filming in NYC yesterday. Expect one of the weeklies to have one of these pictures on their cover next week with the headline: "Emilie who?! Rob's romantic date at Chuck E. Cheese with his other co-star."
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i said NEXT dammit i'm tired of hearing about these tweebs & this twilight crap its childish. that girl gets an abortion, rob p gets admits to rape, they move away, the end.
and someone needs 2 go burn those books all over the world.
it would do the whole world a favor and we could feed the ashes to someone in need geez.
Has it ever been proven that the Twilight bitches ever went out cause I ain't buying it.
I wanna see K8 get evicted!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by carriemojo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 8:49pm.
Your friend thinks you're a whore like that? What do your other friends think? You know, when you're done blowing them for 5 bucks and a 4 Piece McNugget?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
the Bowery Hotel has a courtyard adjacent to the bar where one can smoke whilst drinking , much preferable to huddling on the sidewalk , furiously puffing .
Vagina noodle?!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
That is a load of crap!!! the beautiful and slender unicorns living in that greasy and stinky hair are not sharing his prince!!! that bitchy KSTew eternal PMS-face does not deserve a hair caress from the magical forest unicorn prince!!NO NOO!! (twitaRD tears and caca)
I like the "lost" chick Emilie, she looks like she doesn't give a shit for all the drooling from Twitards and probably she is the one riding the UNicorn...hehehe...the Wolf guy is a hottie, but he is 17!! that is prison!!!
She looks kind of slow.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 4:52pm.
ROO! What are you up to today??
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You know when you go away for a few days and have a fantastic, relaxing time it's hard to readjust when you get back? That's me. How you?
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Same old shit, different day! : )
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Le sigh.
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Moo!
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 4:52pm.
ROO! What are you up to today??
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You know when you go away for a few days and have a fantastic, relaxing time it's hard to readjust when you get back? That's me. How you?
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Same old shit, different day! : )
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 4:52pm.
ROO! What are you up to today??
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You know when you go away for a few days and have a fantastic, relaxing time it's hard to readjust when you get back? That's me. How you?
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Moo!
ROO! What are you up to today??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETER! ♥
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Moo!
Submitted by LunaChick on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 2:52pm.
These two have the worst chemistry I've ever seen...Twilight was painful to watch.
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Very true! Rpatz was a good choice for Edward, but KS is so wooden. They had NO chemistry between them.
I don't know anything about these two twats, but this chick does look like a young Grace Slick, at least in this pic.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
LOL. I doubt they were even ever together. The studio is probably spreading those rumors to gather more attention from the tweens.
Submitted by OXA on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 1:33pm.
Why is Kate being kicked out of her home and can ya please tell me its true.
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I just came here to ask that SAME question, OXA!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I like how the cover says that their on-screen chemistry will be destroyed. What on-screen chemistry? These two have the worst chemistry I've ever seen...Twilight was painful to watch.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Funny how "Its Over" because "It" was probably never even on.
Another young hollywood romance over. Shocking.
Why is Kate being kicked out of her home and can ya please tell me its true.
Seriously C Word! They need to learn from the masters....MissTexasJane, ISMU, and me!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:58pm.
Hahahaha! Exactly Queen JJ!
Why are my posts doubling?
I really can not stand these two...
I really can not stand these two...
I really can not stand these two...
Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:54pm.
@dreamhypnotique,, you get to go home at 16:00??
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I meant, their minutes of fame. :-P
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Work it, baby.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:27pm.
Thumbnail #3 isn't makeup. That's Twitards did to him the day before. Come ovah to my house, Rob. I'll nurse you back to health.
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Nurse him lika this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1Qo0mvuWs
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@dreamhypnotique,, you get to go home at 16:00??
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Dead people dream? Oh, fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
these people get waaaaay too much attention.
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"Everybody wants me to show my vagina to the world all the time. And the truth is, I don’t have to."
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Michael's worse nightmare comes true?? You mean the one that is worse than dying?
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Part of me wished that these two were more interesting so that I could enjoy reading about them, but a different part of me wishes they would just fade away, and that this was 15:01 instead of 14:59.
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Work it, baby.
Stay off the streets fellow dlisters! The twitweens will riot when they hear this.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Next, People will reveal that the hunky Wolf Boy is the real father.
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Bottom-feeder.
DeeDee I will fight you :) hahaha.
I don't believe any of it. PR hype machine.
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*Blondeface*
Damn, those tabloids don't even TRY anymore.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
MK missed the *REAL* story - Kate being kicked outta her home - lolz
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
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A part of me didn't think they were together in the first place, I think it was just to stir things up for the tweens, much like Zac and Vanessa..but that's just me.
if they were even together to begin with...this is called, the 2nd movie is coming soon folks and a pr campaign is simmering... i like her because she kind of perfects that cool, wtf people face, she is not amused... and wtf, if she were pregnant, it would not show after one missed cycle! hahaha...she probably was bloated.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:27pm.
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*shaking head*
Amateurs!
They shoulda used the duct tape first.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:27pm.
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LOL! So true!
So what's his new movie and why was he beaten?
(if he plays gay he sounds like he's streamlining it to a PC Oscar win)
Clever fella.
Thumbnail #3 isn't makeup. That's Twitards did to him the day before. Come ovah to my house, Rob. I'll nurse you back to health.
Based on her performance in twilight, I just can't believe that she could be devastated about anything. I bet there are robots with personalities.
I is invisibull today!
Uvie, I was thinking the same thing. Possum attacked and Kate had to leave. You do not want to mess with an angry possum, I don't care how much of a ball breaker you are. I suspect those balls were broken before she removed them anyway.
Maybe Gossip Girl Kelly had a serious sit down with Denise Richards. It's complicated.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 12:22pm.
I am going to steal Kim's secrets to dressing slimmer.
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I think her secret is to blind people with bright colors
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and with her huge bum
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Totally read the Kate story as "Forced Out of Her Hair".
THAT would be a good read. The possum quits this bitch!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
IDK free,???? he was trying to wear her maternity clothes?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton