The Empress Of Lucite Is On The Cover Of A Magazine!!!!!
Finally, the world is beginning to see that all spotlights should be shining down on the shiniest lucite star in the galaxy: SHAUNA SAND! Yes, the Empress of Lucite should be on the cover of Vogue, but the bottom corner of Star Magazine is a start! Today Star, tomorrow Iraqi Vogue!
I'm still sipping on my iced Sanka in my Underoos, so I haven't gone down to the newsstand yet to read this ESCANDALO article yet. I don't know the details, but Lorenzo Lamas only has one son and this is him:
AJ Lamas probably smells like AXE body spray, Irish Spring and screams "HERE COMES THE PARTY" when he busts a nud, but I'd give his skin tampon a raspberry anytime. So I don't blame Shauna for sticking her lucite heel in his b-hole. You would too.
And in case you're wondering where AJ Lamas gets his gorgeous looks, here's his mother Michelle Smith. Now you know.
This is truly the most stunning family of all-time and forever. They look like they were handcrafted by artisans in Switzerland!
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I knew Lucite was a weirdo but now I really know how weird - screwing your husbands son, that's disgusting and the same with Lorenzo's choice in women.....come to me Lorenzo you big hottie, I'll take your mind off that crazy family and I won't screw your boy!!
why does lorenzo lamas get with these disgusting women?? nice taste, geez.
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Are you sure this woman isn't AJ's great grandmother. She looks used and abused.
Whoa! That is one old crack whore. Can't help but wonder if a camera crew gets startled and jumps and says, "Jesus!" when they happen upon a gem of this nature for filmy times.
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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.
Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 3:53pm.
Cool, thanks. Yeah, I'd take her over Shauna.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:36am.
Kathleen Kinmont was the only normal looking one of Lamas' wives -- all natural and not plasticky at all. They never had kids, tho! But they're still friends... there was a picture of them together awhile back. Dude's stupid for letting her go. She's actually prettier older than she was younger...
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Damn - that lady looks like she fell prey to my early cholarizing efforts. And YAY, MK for shining the light back where it needs to be!
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his face looks like a bearded fuckin lizard
all wide mouthed and shit
"SPECIAL"
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 11:18am.
I love broads who have aged out of the process yet insist on fighting youth to the ground, beating it senseless and hogtying its mangled corpse to their back after smearing their grizzled bits with its blood a la Madame Bathory. In other words, them hos is beat all about the face and sonny boy probably thinks Shauna is hot because he's only judged beauty by the standards that his mom and dad have set.
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Grizzled bits?!?!?! BWAH!
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Moo!
Gia, tell me about your dolls! That avvie is skeery. What does it signify?
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Moo!
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:26am.
LOL how do you explain to your kids that you slept with their half-brother? That's some JERRY SPRINGER shizz right there
Ask Jermaine Jackson, he married Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza, who is also the mother of two of his brother Randy's children, sick if ya ask me.
YUCK!!! Your lucite queen looks like his mother, or will very soon!
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gia! cool dolls!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I always thought Lamas was really creepy and yeah he sure has a type-looks like the Lucite Queen and this one went to the same school to learn about lip liner.....
Didnt he want the Lucite Queen to go and hook in Vegas at one point during their marriage?
Ugh Lorenzo Lamas-Creeeeeeeeeepy....................
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
why is michael jackson's picture the big story on the "star" when it's obvious to anyone with eyes that the real story is shauna getting some young stuff and keeping it all in the family...kadooze!!!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 11:08am.
That woman looks like she's been lying at the bottom of a dirty clothes hamper since 1989.
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LMAO, yellow arrows just gave me 1st belly laugh of the week. Thanx MK.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:26am.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:25am.
Gia, your avvie looks like I feel this morning. :-(
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Haha...Ugh...me too!! He is one of the dolls I make...
I love broads who have aged out of the process yet insist on fighting youth to the ground, beating it senseless and hogtying its mangled corpse to their back after smearing their grizzled bits with its blood a la Madame Bathory. In other words, them hos is beat all about the face and sonny boy probably thinks Shauna is hot because he's only judged beauty by the standards that his mom and dad have set.
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I am not a pussy.
I'd hit it. Family dinners would at least be more interesting than watching his Steven Tyler-looking mother drool food from her nerve-dead boca.
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poor Jen, she can't catch a break.i guess her loons got a new target.Squinty must die!
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That is the worst plastic surgery I've seen today, fucking nasty.
That woman looks like she's been lying at the bottom of a dirty clothes hamper since 1989.
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Lorenzo sure does have a "type", don't he?
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Ewww I didn't even think of that. That's beyond Ick. Nast.
Yeah, LiLo looked good then. Le sigh and now I just can't stand her.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I'm sorry, but the corner said michael wanted to die.
did michael wake up and tell him that?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Skin tampon? You kill me, MK.
I dont care if he is the spawn of Himbo Mullet and Bimbo Mallet face......Id do him....actually no i wouldnt....I bet when he opens his mouth its akin to listening to wind in the dessert....except the wind in the dessert isnt offensive....Gives good momentary sex thoughts though.Bet hes riddled with STDs, changed my mind again.
NEXT!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:42am.
Good mornin' Foxay Humps. ♥♥
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:39am.
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Morning DD Loaf!! ♥
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
So, the empress of lucite is on a magazine cover. What magazine, "American Whore Weekly"?
Lorenzo lamas has got to be the biggest dumbass on planet earth. Dude has looks, skills & money, yet he continually hooks up with crack whores, skanks & chicks with plastic surgery addictions. His father must be rolling over in his grave...
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Hahahaha C Word!
this is such a feat! im so proud of her! i feel like I'M on the cover!!!
The arrow pointing to Shauna under the ‘Who will be our mom?’ line threw me for a sec. As if MJ’s kids haven’t been through enough….
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Lorenzo is too much: "His first marriage, to Victoria Hilbert, ended in 1983. Abby Dalton, his "Falcon Crest" (1981) colleague, introduced Lorenzo to her then 17-year-old daughter Kathleen Kinmont. Lamas meanwhile had a short (two-year) marriage to the press spokeswoman for "Falcon Crest," 26-year-old Michelle Smith, which produced a son (one of Lamas' "Falcon Crest" co-stars, Daphne Ashbrook, accused Lamas of fathering her child, also). After their divorce, Lorenzo and Kathleen married on Jan. 25 1985, in Las Vegas. That marriage ended with divorce, too, but they continued together in the TV series "Renegade" (1992). In the middle of season four, Kathleen was cut out because of Lorenzo's interest in Shauna Sand." (IMDb)
Lorenzo has god-awful taste in women.
And LMAO @ "Renee STEALS Jen's MAYUN!". STEALS! Are we still in the 1950's? I guess I didn't get the memo.
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LOL love the arrows, but please, MK, do us a favor and move the far left arrow just a liiiiitle bit more to the left...
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MK, you maker of stars! From dlisted straight to Star magazine!
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@ carefree - wow, he is not as cute in those pics as he is in the one in this post.
That was back when LiLo was hot and Aly looked her age.
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*Blondeface*
Those Lamas genes are mighty powerful, I thought that was Lorenzo.
And thank you MK for the giant yellow arrows.
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Yes, now we know. The Lips (for one thing).
AJ Lamas has the Oedipus simplex mad cow disease.
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Phoebe Price better step up her Game.
LOL how do you explain to your kids that you slept with their half-brother? That's some JERRY SPRINGER shizz right there.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:25am.
Gia, your avvie looks like I feel this morning. :-(
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For some reason AJ the douche looks like he should be in the Twilight movies.
carefreea look how much better LiHo looked just two short years ago. and yeah, now he's DEF diseased but still smokin'. LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I didn't know Steven Tyler turned blonde.
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Bottom-feeder.
Does Lorenzo ship all his bitches straight to the plastic surgeon for the DSL upgrades?
I'm glad the tabloids are heeding King of the Twits Ashton Kutcher's very strict warning twat to stay away from the Jackson kids, "or else!".
Hilarious post, but "busts a nud"?