Troll And A Baby
Hayden Pantaloons arrived at a screening for her movie I Love You, Beth Cooper in NYC last night baby-less. When she left the screening, she suddenly had an adorable babeh friend in her arms. Now, this is the same movie where Hayden drops her towel and reveals her "baby beluga whale on internet-bought roids" body. You do the second grade math. That baby isn't sleeping, she straight-up blacked out when Hayden's half-nekkid body came on the big screen! When she woke up and realized a troll was carrying her ass, she probably passed out again! Babies are smart enough to realize that trolls eat their finger nails and hair for dinner.
My favorite morning drunky, Kathie Lee Gifford, was also there with her daughter Cassidy. I'm sure K-Lee passed out too in the middle of the movie, but you can blame Lady Chardonnay for that one.
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I Love You Beth Cooper looks like an unfunny, unoriginal sack of shit.
However, Hayden Planetarium doesn't bother me. I think she's beautiful, so I don't really understand where all the criticism about her looks comes from. She has a nicely shaped head and pretty features, but I guess that since she hasn't sold out by being skanky enough, nobody "desires" that. Whatever.
I'm 5'1 and see nothing wrong with being short. I don't mind being small-framed.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
Another one that MK hates but I think is cute. She's tiny & beautiful imo. Not a bit motherly tho LOL
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I don't give a flying fuck about that teenybopper movie, but everyone is seriously too hard on Hayden what's-her-face. Because she's short?? Not everyone is a six foot amazon. Being only 5'4 myself, I happen to know lots of guys like petite women. :)
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Why would anyone bring a baby to the premiere of some shitty tween movie? On another note, the baby is like half of Hayden's height. Does that make Hayden like 3 feet tall?
Babeh Friends know to play dead when trapped by a troll.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Who's child is that? And why is she holding it like a prop?
....I thought this movie was on DVD already? I remember them promoting this shitfest back in April or something.
~FACT: I wanna live in a castle.
Hayden Pantywhatever needs to be naked & gobbling my knob...
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was acid tossed in kathy's face? sure looks like it...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by HollyG on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 10:23am.
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Yay! Someone else who gets the Ethan Embry love. All my friends give me the sympathetic head tilt and ask "why?". Eejits.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
There comes a time in a woman's life when wearing short dresses is a no no............The time is now, Kathis Lee! Cassidy has a great smile!
Pantyrolls is so unlikeable.
She seems to have an air of iciness and just disdain for "lesser" people.
Why does she look like she's about to roast and eat that child
I Love You, Beth Cooper looks like utter shit...Is anyone over the age of 13 actually going to see this?
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:51am.
Oh ITA. I loved Ethan Embry when I was younger! Haha, I remember EVERYONE and their mother started wearing upside down visors
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
LMAO @ "Hayden Pantaloons"!
Kathie Lee looks like a burn victim in middle row right pic
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KLG's skin looks like it was burned. Enough tanning already! I'm in the minority but I think Hayden looks good in this pic.
I'm no stylist but shiny blonde hair and shiny blonde skin and shiny blonde dress with camera lights makes you fade away. Try dark red or green dress girl.
KLG's make up is WAKATELA
and the troll chick looks very pretty
chewba - you took the words right out of my mouth.
Super shiny face and white shiny gloss...no no.
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Raul volunteers to knock-up the cheerleader.
I feel sorry for the poor sap who marries Cassidy. KLG as a MIL? GAH!
I like the troll's shoes.
This is OT, but I must say, one really appreciates the intelligence and relative sanity of the Dlisted posters when one spends time on other boards. I had the misfortune of being on a board earlier today where one poster spelled Keanu Keanunu. Seriously.
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Old_Broad ha ha ha I was about to say the same thing she looks exactly like her dad, poor thing!
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gross. KLG needs to realize that wearing lipstick the same color as your skin looks really really bad. failed attempt at retaining youth. and her daughter is pure fugalug.
Submitted by HollyG on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:41am.
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One of my favourite films!
Anyone else notice that the baby is about half the height of Pantytroll already?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Man I am really to give Cassidy a special treat.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 9:45am.
Don't trolls suck the souls out of sleeping babies?
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OMG!!! My MIL used to say that about cats when my son was a behbeh! She thought the poor cat was just lying around waiting for an opportunity to suck the living soul out of my son at nap time. She's medicated now.
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Did KLG and her daughter have to swim through a vat of Crisco to get to the premier?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Don't trolls suck the souls out of sleeping babies?
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KLG's face is melting.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
KLG looks like homemade shit. Her skin looks almost translucent...ugh. And her daughter has no lips!
Um, isn't this movie called 'Can't Hardly Wait'? Nice try Hayden. Same old rehashed shit.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Has Kathie Lee always had that GINORMOUS vein running down her forehead???
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Kathie Lee's daughter looks like a 30 year-old society wife.
I can't wait until she gets caught with a bong and see how her memaw handles the latest Gifford crisis.
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Kathie Lee's kid looks like Frank Gifford, the poor thing. Why can the daughters never inherit the mothers' looks?
why is this troll famous?
she plays a fucking cheerleader on the movie!!! yes, another cheerleader.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Kathie Lee is much too old for a dress that short, her legs cannot handle it and it makes her boobs look weird.
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Immaculate Troll Baby Conception! At least she didn't do a Prom Mom and try to flush it down the toilet. She didn't even get any blood on her dress. Bitch is a pro!
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Kathie Lee reminds me of Celia from Weeds!
Reminds me of Vadge and her boy friend Jesus.I think it's becoming a trend in Hollywood .