Tuesday, July 7th 2009
Yes, Please
If I was Halle Berry, my wet parts would be stuck to Gabriel Aubry all day and all night. My b-hole would turn into a suction cup and it would not let go. I'd eat breakfast, lunch and dinner on his peen. And I'd take naps on his nalgas. Gabriel would also have to learn how to walk around with my crotch in his face and my legs on his shoulders. He can do it!
Hos would try to taser my ass to get me off, but I wouldn't move. They'd try to blast me with a flame thrower and I'd blow that shit out. You know that part in Titanic where Rose says to Jack, "I'll never let go"? It would be like that, except my ass would NEVER LET GO! Realness.
Here's my future conjoined twin, Halle Berry and Nahla at the pool in Miami today.
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He's hot but he seems uncomfortable here. I knew these two would have a cute kid.
I think they're both hot. I think they go well together. Like interracial Barbie and Ken.
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Its skinny k-fed with long hair. He always looks pissed. I'm sure he blames her for all this picture taking business. He seems like kind of a dick. I don't know, just comes across that way in pic.
That;s the gloomiest swimming party I've ever seen. Why do they put themselves in front of cameras anyway? There are ways to stay private if you really want to.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Meh. He doesn't do it for me. But the mental image I have of MK's sexay parts suctioned to this guy is priceless!
I would do him, over and over again...
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He's just the kind of guy I might lock up in the basement of my building and have sex with me when I was horny. I'd give him a shower (or not) and maybe workout break. It's okay with my landlord, it's in my lease.
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They don't look like a couple to me... And they are both way too vain and egotistical to bring up a child to be normal... Don't like Halle at all... especially her comment about someone with a big nose looking like her Jewish uncle or something like that... She and Oprah can go to hell!
Dayummmm! Now that's a "DILF" if I've ever seen one! Oh yeah, Halle and the baybeh are beautiful too :)
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If I don't find his profile on sugarmomma.com, I am kicking your ass eva2009.
Nahla should have been male, He-Nahla would have been one hella of a hot dude, like her daddy.
wow those comments by 'jaxon' are repulsive
He's hot. That baby looks just like her dad, IMO.
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He's got a smidge of Federline to me...
I was soooooo ready to type "meh" but then I got to thumbnail #5!
How cute as fuck is that!
....and if Nahla were a "girls" girl, she would have pushed a bit harder with those feet!
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He had quality profile at free sugar dating club 'sugarmommamatch.com ' where love is age blind? This is the reason why cougars and young guys love this site very much!!!!
Holy shit! Now that's an attractive family.
Their daughter looks totally NOMable.
Annnnd that was my nice comment of the year.
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"future conjoined twin" - I love it.
He is pretty fine.
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He kind of reminds me of a mixure of skinny K-Fed & Viggo Mortensen...
Naw, his belly button isn't abnormally high. His towel is dick-slip low.
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Those two irritate me. They both act like how dare the paps take THEIR pictures. Why can't they just smile pretty for a minute and then go on their way?
Halle totally spazzes out whenever she has the kid with her. Bawling out like a dying calf--There's a CHILD here, there's a CHILD here. Like that should exempt her from interest. The kid's cute Halle, people pay to see her. Live with it. You sure didn't mind flopping your tits out for a big pay check, but your kid is sacred, not to be viewed? Dream on.
That pic of him with his daughter = swoon. That is just too too cute for words.
You guys who don't see the hot must be fucking blind.
It don't get much better than this:
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AND, he's flashing a bit of chest hair in that link, too. Swoooooons. The bf just said "yeah, he's a good looking dude, but he doesn't have my cock!"
Well said, bf, well said.
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@speakit... she is very beautiful but she does have the royal bitch look going on...... if I were fucking that on the regular I would be smiling like a fool w/o better sense 24/7!
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*swoooon*, halle hit the jackpot!
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:57pm.
Halle on the other hand always looks like she has a piece of glass shoved up her ass.
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I think she's really pretty but she looks like she'd be really bitchy irl.
Oh, hi Morb, btw.
Submitted by starstattoo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:56pm.
Nahla is serving some EYEBROW FIERCENESS in that first photo.
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I swear!!! That whole FAMILY is HOT SLUT!!! damn!!!! Everone of dem is daaaammmnnnnnn!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
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My GOD he is HOT! Halle on the other hand always looks like she has a piece of glass shoved up her ass.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Nahla is serving some EYEBROW FIERCENESS in that first photo.
The dude is walking sex!!!He's got the whole Alexander Skarsgard thing going on (yum!)
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I totally agree with you. It's so endearing to see dads out with their kids and actually being 'fatherly'. Tres secksky.
I wouldn't call him "hot"; he's definately got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. And I love seeing fathers bond with their daughters (probably cause mine was is indifferent asshole).
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Meh. Average at best. I could name 10 men who are hotter than he.
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OMG NAHLA IS SOOOO CUTE!!!!
Awww the baby is beautiful!
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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:39pm.
I don't see the hot. He's just 'calendar' pretty.
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I'm not seeing it either.
That lil Nahla bebeh is adorable...
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Is it just me, or is his bellybutton abnormally high? As if that matters. YIKES!!
I don't see the hot. He's just 'calendar' pretty.