Tuesday, July 7th 2009

From Ice Princess To Meth Queen

Figure skater Nicole Bobek, a former U.S. Champion, was busted in New Jersey for her role in a major New Jersey meth ring! Hmmm... Nope, Tonya Harding still holds the crown as the biggest piece of hot trash who used to be a figure skater. But nice try, Nicole.

The New York Daily News reports that BoBo (I'm sure that was her dealer name) was arrested in Jupiter, FL last week and brought to New Jersey to faces charges for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. Nicole pleaded not guilty and is currently sitting in a cell on $200,000 bail.

The prosecutor handling the case said BoBo “played a significant role in this operation. She was actively involved in the upper echelon of this ring." If found guilty, Nicole could get up to 10 years in the chokey.

If Nicole goes to the clink, she should just tell the butchies that she once licked on Tonya Harding's pulled pork sandwich. That bit of information should keep the snatches off of her for a while. Or maybe that will turn them on even more....

Posted by: Michael K


madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha Provolone!

And freebird... that sounds like a good part of the show to maybe excuse yourself and get more popcorn and drinks for the kids!

sybil's picture

NOOOO!!!!! Not Nicole Bobek, I loved her! She was the only good lookin' skater, she always had a tan & her legs were gorgeous! Now, this is why I stopped turning to CNN for my news and only read Dlisted....I can count on Michael K to report all the news that is worth knowing!

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:15pm.
Tonya Harding's pulled pork snatch. It's what's for dinner. :P
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The other white meat....

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:34pm.
They should start a tour... "Disney Presents: Methheads on Ice". Surely they could round up enough skaters. I'm not sure what methheads do with their time, but whatever it is, it would be set to music with fun costumes. And each show would be like two days long.
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I'd be afraid of the butt sex. I've heard scaaaary stories!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Those ice skatas are gangsta.

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Snapfish's picture

OT:

Chef Cammie can I ask how old is your baby (if thats your baby in that picture) He is cute.

Provolone's picture

I remember going to this meth-heads apt. for some weed. It was a studio and he had tons of saws all over the place. Bench, Band, Circular, Chop w/ wood chips everywhere. My roommate asked what the hell all this was for...and the meth head did that 'dramatic chipmunk' turn w/ the wide open crack head eyes and said...."In the middle of the night, I like to make (dramatic pause) picture frames"

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madam s.'s picture

They should start a tour... "Disney Presents: Methheads on Ice". Surely they could round up enough skaters. I'm not sure what methheads do with their time, but whatever it is, it would be set to music with fun costumes. And each show would be like two days long.

mike's picture

In the above pic, Nicole looks like Portia de Rossi. She (Nicole) wasn't so fortunate in real life.

chefcammi's picture

MUGSHOT http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/Nicole-Bobek-mugshot.jpg

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mike's picture
Snapfish's picture

Who cares? Meth is stupid.

Sugaroo's picture

First Tonya and now Nicole.

Both U.S. skaters.
Both tanked in the clutch.
Both blonde.

I smell Pabst Blue Ribbon and unfiltered Pall Malls.

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Hekki's picture

Well, if she wasn't USING meth and just being the mastermind and making big money, I'd admire her, sort of.

But if she's just a dirty meth head... well, that's a damn stupid thing to do.

madam ex's picture

I love it, and she wasnt just a gopher, she was totally involved in it.....Oh Bobek, are you also smoking the killer too??

mike's picture

recent pic! recent pic!

chichisgalore's picture

My cousin was her best friend growing up until 1997. Her skating career got bigger and my cousin was going to UC Davis they just naturally drifted apart. I'm totally shocked that she would have anything to do with this. Nicole has always been a very nice girl with an outstanding family. I sincerely hope that this is not true.

death2douches's picture

She was my favorite of the 90s skaters. Her combination of athleticism and grace was amazing. When she on, there was no one better, but she never had the confidence in herself she so desperately needed. She would have won the Olympics in '98 had her coach not died right after arrival.

I have no sympathy for her role in this, if indeed she played one, and I don't condone it, but it's sad to see her fall so far. :(

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mk. Mugshot?

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DiamondDawg's picture

smoking gun does NOT have meth face's chokey pic yet

islandgirl's picture

Tonya Harding's pulled pork snatch. It's what's for dinner. :P

ChasingSatanAway's picture

Why not just write a shitty autobiography or star in a sex tape when your prime has passed? What a stupida!

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DiamondDawg's picture

why?????

freebird's picture

Methcapades!

any mug shot pix?

M.E.'s picture

WOW, from a US Champion skater to a meth dealer.

That's one way to stretch your buck!