Tuesday, July 7th 2009

From Ice Princess To Meth Queen

Figure skater Nicole Bobek, a former U.S. Champion, was busted in New Jersey for her role in a major New Jersey meth ring! Hmmm... Nope, Tonya Harding still holds the crown as the biggest piece of hot trash who used to be a figure skater. But nice try, Nicole.

The New York Daily News reports that BoBo (I'm sure that was her dealer name) was arrested in Jupiter, FL last week and brought to New Jersey to faces charges for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. Nicole pleaded not guilty and is currently sitting in a cell on $200,000 bail.

The prosecutor handling the case said BoBo “played a significant role in this operation. She was actively involved in the upper echelon of this ring." If found guilty, Nicole could get up to 10 years in the chokey.

If Nicole goes to the clink, she should just tell the butchies that she once licked on Tonya Harding's pulled pork sandwich. That bit of information should keep the snatches off of her for a while. Or maybe that will turn them on even more....

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Submitted by KatieS on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:34pm.

whoever mentioned Angela Nikodinov...that poor girl- always the bridesmaid but never quite good enough to be the bride.
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Poor girl went through hell with the death of her mom (car accident on way to skating competition). If it's any consolation, she's doing well for herself now...she's an in-demand coach and she skates professionally from time to time.

Submitted by chichisgalore on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:22pm.
Nicole has always been a very nice girl with an outstanding family. I sincerely hope that this is not true.
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I thought she came from a broken home...IIRC, she didn't know her dad and her mom was a (in a snooty whisper) lesbian.

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VIA Wikipedia...

In November 1994, Bobek was charged with first degree home invasion after using an access code to enter a friend's garage and home. She allegedly took cash from a purse, only to be foiled when the house owner arrived (at which point she returned the money). She claimed to have been given permission to enter the house and retrieve the cash by another member of the household. Bobek was 17 years old at the time; under Michigan law, anyone 17 or older may be subject to adult criminal laws[1] and is no longer considered a minor for legal purposes.

She pled guilty under Michigan's Holmes Youthful Trainee Act, which directs defendants between 17 and 20 years of age to probation and counseling. If they complete their probation, they are excused from a more permanent charge and given a "clean" record, with all records of the prior charge sealed from the public.

On January 19, 1995, Bobek was given "youthful trainee" status, along with two years' probation and a choice between fifty hours of community service and thirty days in jail. Information regarding her case was soon leaked by the media and spread widely through skating circles, as well as in the news media at large. Under the Youthful Trainee Act, cases are to remain confidential; so on February 16, she filed for dismissal of her case (though journalists and legal scholars have argued that Michigan law allows journalists to release information about juvenile criminals if there is "compelling public interest," [2] which could be argued due to her status as a figure skater in world class competition). She was given a closed (private) hearing, where the trial court granted her motion for probation discharge.[3]

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I guess she should have stuck with being a Gnome on the Ice Capades!

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Yes...Nicole Bobek has ALWAYS been cross-eyed.

M.E.> Er, ok. I don't really think my remark warranted any snark. Someone conjectured that maybe she was just dealing and not using.
She's obviously using, too, by the looks of the mugshot.

D'oh!!!

Jesus.

Was she always cross-eyed? I kinda remember her and I recall thinking she had something wrong with her mouth/teefs, but I didn't remember an eye problem. Maybe she has meth eyes?

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These figure skaters are some dangerous, white trash, skanky, backwoods, gutter-bucket sluts!

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Better mugshot. She's 30 but looks like she's 50. Also posted bail:

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/07/nicole_bobeks_mugshot_released....

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She was called the 'new Tonya Harding' back in her day. She broke into a friend's parent's home, broke into their safe, and stole their money. She was seen leaving their home.

She was just like Tonya. Cared more about sex, money, and parties instead of training & practicing. Played victim when the news was revealed but she is in fact a criminal.

Some crazy shit I remember from that case was the judge threw out her conviction (or guilty plea?) because the news got out to the press. Of course it got out! She was a well known figure skater who just committed a crime. It was so many years ago and I forgot the details.

Here's a picture of her from court:

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2009/07/former_skating_champ_nicole_b...

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Kwan as a Thai madame would help erase the my hate for her dating that refukkk pig boyfriend in Colorado.

Okay, now you know Tara will get busted doing some freaky fetish sex tape.

Can't wait.

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On topic - It's too bad. I remember her as a really nice young woman; talented & graceful. I hope she's not involved in this for real.

Off topic - Hey ASSHOLE otherwise known as "sexygirls": you're toast. I just reported you for spamming; say goodbye to your account. Please fuck off & die; no one cares about you or your stupid website...

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who would've thought elegant(at least on ice) figure skaters were bunch of nasty bitches.
let's just hope Michelle Kwan isn't a Thai underage prostitution whore madame.

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What a shame. I always liked her...second to Michelle Kwan though. I think I remember her always saying "hi" to some dude named Wayne. Find him. He's at the bottom of this shit.

Wait. I just saw the mugshot pic. Is that really her??? Are you kidding me???

I want the mugshot! those other pics were from the araignment(sp?). Bobek was always inconsistant and if she did a good short- then you knew the long would have been spent getting up off the ice after every jump/fall.

whoever mentioned Angela Nikodinov...that poor girl- always the bridesmaid but never quite good enough to be the bride.

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There was something always "white trashy" about her so I'm not surprised.

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Not NICOLE! Maybe it's all just a big misunderstanding???

*giving side eye to Nicole in the pokey*

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Loved watching the shoelace break on Tonya's skate and she kept crying to the judges & the replacement shoelace was too short...Ha! Ha! Karma! And then the nude sextape.....

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@Ford_Prefect

You're absolutely right and you pwned my pretty ass. I apologize. *bows*

We CAN agree on mutual disdain for the WTFery that is/was Lipinksi.

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Sadness. She was a great skater.
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Okay let's just rip that heart break scab off.

I forgot about Josee Chounaird. How about Angela Nikodinov?

Male equivalents? Todd Elridge was alway great for imploding at the Olympics.

Close only counts in hand grenades and horse shoes.

`*bad bad rubber piggy*`

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when i was 17 i dated this guy who did meth but i didn't know at the time because i wasn't hip to the drug scene and for about 2 weeks every time i went to his apartment it was completely different...he would paint furniture red then yellow then red again and everything would be rearranged... it tripped me out....

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@ death2douches

I just got done watching that abortion of her Nagano SP to Zobra the Greek on YouTube. Her Olympic short program. The one where she fucks up her triple lutz, then her next jump, and a death by a thousand paper cuts.

Fassi died during the 1997 World Championships in Lausanne. Then his wife coached Nicole at Nagano. It's sad, but Nicole had time to get her act together for the Olympics.

Nope. She didn't win the short at Nagano.

I also remember why I have purged Lusanne circa 1997 out of my brain, that year Tara Lipinski and Elvis Stojko won. Gag and double hurl.

`*bad bad rubber piggy*`

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What is it with blonde skaters? Tonya Harding, Oksana Bayul, and now Nicole Bobek.

Oh, and the meth connection with Florida....surprise....!

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Oksana went to rehab for booze I know, but Im not sure if for drugs as well...
she was a wild one!

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:35pm.

I remember going to this meth-heads apt. for some weed. It was a studio and he had tons of saws all over the place. Bench, Band, Circular, Chop w/ wood chips everywhere. My roommate asked what the hell all this was for...and the meth head did that 'dramatic chipmunk' turn w/ the wide open crack head eyes and said...."In the middle of the night, I like to make (dramatic pause) picture frames"
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LOL! That's a good story.

I have not such a good one:
I saw this poor girl once, she couldn't have been more than 14 or 15 and she was all smudged with dirt but dressed for clubbing. Her clothes weren't bad -and they were new. I think she'd just woken in the lane across from me where the street kids sleep in the summer... It was 6:30am am she was ranting and raving about someone took her purse with all the money she just made. There were these two guys just sitting (looking guilty to me)...I went off to do my thing in the park and when I got back she was full-on spasming. I did ask if she was ok...and the guys were like; Yeah, yeah - she's FIIIiiiIIINE!

And I went upstairs and called 911. I even came back so they could yell at me (we TOLD you she was ok!) becuz, OF COURSE altho I called for a medical emergency, they sent the police. Everybody knows that lane. I knew they would do that and I wanted them to know I called. I din't like the look of those guys and I wanted them to know they weren't invisible. But that girly - she was so fucking young and fresh. Almost fresh, just starting to spoil. Just tragic, man.

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Didn't Nicole bobek have substance abuse issues even while she was skating? I thought that was part of why she was so inconsistent... didn't she get arrested for something way back when? She was supposed to be skating's bad girl, or something.

Anyway, this isn't at all surprising.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:21pm.

Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:11pm.
I was a huge Nicole Bobek fan. But watching her skate,I never knew whether to hug her or shake the shit out of her.

So much natural, God given talent. You could see that this girl had the technical goods to go all the way. But for some reason, she could NEVER get her shit together to skate alot of clean routines.
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We had a skater here, who competed in the higher levels at several Olympics, called Josée Chenouard. She who was just like that. Angelic looking, technically very good, fantastic in warm-ups and would go out when it counted and just fold like a card table. Soooo disappointing.

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Is Ice Skating really that conducive in creating train wrecks like this lady and that Tonya Harding?

Sheesh, I'm sure it's 'cause I don't follow the sport, but damn it if it doesn't look like it's for crazies when there's always headlines of this kind of shit happening.

Wasn't there some drink driving crazy Russian - or Ukrainian? - skater too?

Ice skaters must be always drunk, cutting a bitch or mething it up it seems.

eta: must have been writing this rant when you were posting this, speakit:

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:24pm.

okay, so when did it become figure skating led to a life of crime?

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Heh! Totally. I'm sure it's not like that, but sure looks it.

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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:19pm.

Tonya Harding's husband knee-capped Nancy Kerrigan...
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OMG, I was *glued* to the telly for that whole thing (I was home w/ little kids, don't judge) It was like Days of Our Lives on ice.

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:14pm.
That mugshot = tweaker
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Wow. How'd you figure that one out?

Couldn't have been that she was arrested for manufacturing and selling METH!

DOH!

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okay, so when did it become figure skating led to a life of crime?

Shit, instead of asking my kid who he's hanging out with I'm gonna be all " Did you triple salchow today? DID YOU?"

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Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 6:11pm.
I was a huge Nicole Bobek fan. But watching her skate,I never knew whether to hug her or shake the shit out of her.

So much natural, God given talent. You could see that this girl had the technical goods to go all the way. But for some reason, she could NEVER get her shit together to skate alot of clean routines.

I remember her...she sucked...used to fall on her ass all the time.

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Tonya Harding's husband knee-capped Nancy Kerrigan...

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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...

I hate all these assholes who have made it impossible to go buy your cold meds off the shelf without getting shaken down at the check out. Losers.

That mugshot = tweaker

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i have no idea who this lady is. is she the one tonya harding attacked?
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Try triple Lutz'n yer way out of that caper...

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I was a huge Nicole Bobek fan. But watching her skate,I never knew whether to hug her or shake the shit out of her.

So much natural, God given talent. You could see that this girl had the technical goods to go all the way. But for some reason, she could NEVER get her shit together to skate alot of clean routines.

Kind of a precursor to Sasha Cohen.

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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:52pm.

Whoever said Nicole could have won in Nagano is smoking some drug I want.

^^^^

Help yourself to my pharmaceuticals. Bobek WON the short program, her coach then died, and then she blew the long program. She very well COULD have won.

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:46pm.
Ahhaha Provolone!

And freebird... that sounds like a good part of the show to maybe excuse yourself and get more popcorn and drinks for the kids!
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Meth is crucial to staying thin for some people, then it takes over and your life is screwed. I do love me a bump now and then though. /wt

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:35pm.

Ha! That's the funniest thing you've written.

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Sweet Jeezbus. Talk about someone who had talent and pissed it all away. How many coaches did she finally have? Like 14? Had Nicole even partially screwed her head on straight, she could have been as big as Michelle Kwan. Though that flutz was a beauty to behold.

Whoever said Nicole could have won in Nagano is smoking some drug I want. All true Nicole fans know she'd fuck up the short or the long, and you be screaming at the TeeVee, "What the FUCK Nicole!" the rest of the program, as she dawdled around til the music ended. At least in Nagano, she did me the favor, zamboni-ing the ice with her shapely ass so bad, I didn't get an ulcer watching the long.

Tonya had talent, but no marketability. Nicole had talent, looks, but no common sense. I just where she derailed that selling meth is a good idea.

Blah...I need a bleach bath....

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Submitted by death2douches on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:20pm.
She was my favorite of the 90s skaters. Her combination of athleticism and grace was amazing. When she on, there was no one better, but she never had the confidence in herself she so desperately needed.

So true. BTW, I love that one of your sig lines is Mrs. White. Madeline Kahn ruled! :)

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EW@ Tonya Harding's pulled pork sandwich!!! MK you have a way with words that makes me so glad I ate a sandwich hours ago.

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Odd that Michelle Kwan's birfday is today. She was a true goody two-shoes.

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Damn, I was a fan of hers back in the day. I always felt that all she needed was a little focus, and she could have been one of the greats in skating. How the mighty have fallen. *shakes head*

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I remember her back in the day. She had a total wonk eye and talked like she was special-needs. Looking at her mugshot - I'd bet she was using. It's written all over her face. BTW, Jupiter Florida is absolutely gorgeous in many parts. If I'm not mistaken, Tiger Woods owns a home in Jupiter. That's a lot of meth she was selling to be able to afford that zip code.