Tuesday, July 7th 2009
A Truly Beautiful Picture In Every Way
After this picture was taken, a single drop fell from the sky and splashed on the lid of that chola beauty's McDonald's iced coffee (con leche). It was Michael Jackson shedding a tear from heaven, because he was so moved by these exquisite eyebrows. I'd like to think that Michael cared about eyebrows as much as I do. They're important!
(Thanks Yasmine)
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That one on the right looks like Brittanya from Rock of Love Bus(ted) in about 15-20 years from now.
PS: I won't make any fat jokes. I'm a little bit on the fat side too, and even though I'm still much thinner than these girls, I'm in no position to judge.
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What are you going to do, suck me to death?
seems i hit a nerve. pity.
i've been reading this blog forever. i've never taken time to read the comments, mainly because each post MK writes is enough for me. i howl and move on to the next.
those of you that are rather thin skinned can keep your lame comments to yourself. i get what this site is about. i check it out a hundred times a day. he's funny. very much so. the rest of you? not so much.
now i will sit my big fat ass down, chug a couple bottles of strawberry boones farm, pluck my eyebrows till they look like the st. louis arch, burn my trailer to the ground and stfu.
Hi people, I don't know if you have realized this but just in case you haven't this site is about laughing at other people.
It's not just Mexican stereotypes, fat chicks, bad make up, etc it's everyone please read the other posts... if you are still offended then stay off the site. If you are still offended, but laughed at the other posts get the fuck over your self, you hypocrite.
I'm from Texas so chicks like these aren't even that large where I come from. Y'all too uptight.
Michael Jackson's chola half sister Joh'Vonnie
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-293442
this is for real!
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¿donde está machín?
Those chicks are very pretty. The only thing ugly on them are the t-shirts.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
dear echoman2000,
stfu
echoman2000 on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:56pm
And your point?
Lemme guess, you want this to be like Perez? Just Jared?
Seems you missed the point.
This is by far and by interweb standards an award winning, non-famehworing blog.
MK don't play the mediafucker like the others.
Either appreciate and perhaps join in, it's only a blog site and it's FUN or save the essays on how you think you know what's best.
You can always start your own you know....
TEAM CHOLA!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
dude,
i love your site. i've been reading it for years.
this is one of the most beautiful photographs i have EVER seen. i'm gutted by their beauty. don't even get me started about their eyebrows or i may burst into tears.
so...today of all days i register, and the comments of most of your readers is so offensive, that since they can't all be shot, they should at least be banned. what's up with the HATE for fat people? this is a pretty twisted queer fag gossip site. for people to be so fucking cunty and stupid blows me away. your writing rocks. you don't have to put up with this shit. if i were you i'd get rid of the comments like our friends at Go Fug Yourself.
Anyway...i don't give a fuck about most of the bitches on this thread so if they can't appreciate true beauty when the see it they can suck my ass.
the end.
MK? LOL.
somebody needs the whambulance.
Those two pretty much symbolize everyone I saw who was hanging outside Staples, hoping to get a peek at immortality.
dude,
i love your site. i've been reading it for years.
this is one of the most beautiful photographs i have EVER seen. i'm gutted by their beauty. don't even get me started about their eyebrows or i may burst into tears.
so...today of all days i register, and the comments of most of your readers is so offensive, that since they can't all be shot, they should at least be banned. what's up with the HATE for fat people? this is a pretty twisted queer fag gossip site. for people to be so fucking cunty and stupid blows me away. your writing rocks. you don't have to put up with this shit. if i were you i'd get rid of the comments like our friends at Go Fug Yourself.
Anyway...i don't give a fuck about most of the bitches on this thread so if they can't appreciate true beauty when the see it they can suck my ass.
the end.
Submitted by kellibelli on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 5:16pm.
Whats a chola?
and you call yourself a DLISTER!!!?
you should be ashamed of yourself, time out for you!
:P
exhibit A
http://fatlace.com/ladylike/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chola.jpg
exhibit B
http://fatlace.com/ladylike/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chola.jpg (this is mone of my perosnal favorites)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Whats a chola?
Is there a Michael shaped cloud in the sky?
Of course MJ cared about eyebrows MK, he even had permanent tattoed eyeliner on ...
Cholitas... lovely.....
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Bwhahahha! Now dat's beautius!!!
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"Don't fuck with me!"
"I thought I already did?"
Though my town has many Mexicans, I can count the number of cholas I've seen on one hand. :( ( (
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:46pm.
i, for one, am never getting fat like THAT. THAT is too freaking fat.
God, that would be funny if one or both was/were pregnant. Ha ha ha! That means no matter what anyone says here on dlisted - someone's tappin that. :)
Not sure why MK didn't mention the hot pink talons on the beastie on the right. They enhance the chola beauty.
Are they pregnant?
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THEIR ARMS TO GET ANY FATTER?? I AM SURE THAT 120000 CALORIE ICED COFFEE WILL HELP!!
How in the heck can MJ shed a tear from heaven?? That's not where the freak wound up...
OoooooooOOOoooooOOoooH!
Que LINDA!
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
SORRY MAYBE THEY GOT THE DAY OFF FROM SHOPPING, MAKING KIDS AND SMOKING CIGS....STOP FUCKING CRYING!!
I bet their facebook pages are filled with photos just like this, in front of their bathroom mirror, holding the camera phone, and doing the peace sign or puckered lips thing.
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Work it, baby.
I think we've seen more cholariffic eyebrows than these ... What's going on here, anyway? These 2 have little chola babies in there or what? What I want to see is a little baby with cholariffic eyebrows.
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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.
Submitted by madam ex: "Pedo Bear"
Oo, you need to STOP.
This photo reminds me that my own brows need plucking.
Can I just ask what is up with Jermaine's hair? (And don't hate on him; recall that awesome duet with Pia Zadora: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3qemyZZBE&feature=PlayList&p=F9EC61959F....)
This is how low riders were invented :)
It's because of Dlisted that I now pay more attention to eyebrows..
Here in Los Angeles...75% of women look like this. No joke.
"Fuck me running..."
These chola bitches are the reason why I can't seem to get a seat on the subway. They carry around these round fat pork filled bellies that make people think most REAL PREGOS like me are just like them! GRRRRR!!!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
@BJORK YOU, I thought the same thing, why would they need to be unemployed or on disability, cause they showed up today?? Maybe they took the day off of work....Some people, I just don't know, they try just a wee bit hard to be funny and it does NOT always work. Leave these cholitas alone, they look divine and are giving their praises to the almighty Pedo Bear.
Submitted by jim: "THESE 2 FUCKING PIGS ARE LIVIN THE LIFE ON UNEMPLOYMENT OR DISABILITY(TO MANY BURGERS)!!!!!"
And why the assumption that they are on unemployment or disability? Oh, I forgot, that's what THOSE people do. Screw you. And you're not funny, which is more offensive than your racism.
I'm not a religious dude but fuck, if there is a Kane Nui, MJ is probably shitting himself while he's waiting in line. Picture him in line trying to look really inconspicious and figuring out how to answer the question, "So Michael what exactly is Jesus Juice". Ouch!!!
Fill my eyes with that Double Vision...oh the pain.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
yea i just lost it hearing his daughter speak.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
You people are very rude to larger people, it's very unclassy to talk about people's weight :)
Remember Karma doesnt sleep and yall will get fat one day and then people will be talking and taking cheap shots at you.
:) :) :)
They truly are exquisite beauties...very pretty girls.
NOT SURE WHICH IS BETTER?? THAT THESE FAT SLOBS STOMACH STICK OUT MORE THEN THEIR TITS OR THAT I AM WORKING AT MY OFFICE WHILE THESE 2 FUCKING PIGS ARE LIVIN THE LIFE ON UNEMPLOYMENT OR DISABILITY(TO MANY BURGERS)!!!!!
shocking that no one has married up one of these beauties. MEOW.
What an amount of mud she has in the plastic cup!
Wow!
This shows again who was important at this spectacle: The people showing off their egos.
Just another red carpet event, nothing different from the Oscars.
Submitted by will.i.am on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:39pm.
hahahahahahahaha.
ISMU, I think OP is safe for venting now.
Oh CNN got the beauty glamour shots of the day..
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
So they're taking pictures as he ascends to Heaven in angel wings?
*points to sig*
*quits this bitch*
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I guess we know where the Elephants went.