Tuesday, July 7th 2009

I Think It's Safe To Say......

.....that JHud is knocked up with Punk's babeh? Or maybe Usher has the power to impregnate with his hands? This would explain how Tameka Foster got pregnant.....twice!

Here's JHud and Usher backstage at Michael Jackson's memorial this afternoon.

Image: Getty

Posted by: Michael K


TechnoViking's picture

ANOTHER YOUNG BLACK WOMAN WHO IS KNOCKED UP BY MISTAKE? NO WAY?!!

Jennifer Hudson is not one of my personal favorites but her performance at the memorial was the best. It was gospel, it was heartfelt and it was talent. All the other musical performances paled in comparison .

sometimes it's easy to forget that usher is really, really hot.

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I thought Usher's performance was just so choreographed. It seemed fake, even the little breakdown BUT the biggest douchey moment had to be that he sang with his sunglasses on. This indoor sunglasses thing has already lasted too long but really ... at a funeral? Douche.

Eddie's picture

How much did they donate to pay for this?

angel_i's picture

Does it make sense that I'm so very confused by this picture? And *sigh* does this mean she was pregnant when her brother died? I have no concept of time up in here.

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medusa211's picture

I think both Usher and Jennifer Hudson did an amazing job today.. I'm starting to think they'd make a nice couple;-)

freebird's picture

Totally Usher's baby. I knew it.

Stoney's picture

I'm not saying she's fat, but I've seen smaller moons circling Jupiter.

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Madam Pince's picture

Why is Usher touching her tummy? He didn't father her babeh. You don't touch a tummy unless you're the daddy or the mama gave you permission. At least those were the rules when I was carrying the Voodoo Chile 28 years ago.

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well, at least PUNK made it to the memorial!

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Submitted by Chatham on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:53pm.
I swear I would go ballistic if anybody just assumed they could put their HANDS all over my stomach like this just because I was pregnant! I don't care if it was Usher!
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So right! I'm 7 months now and I don't let any strange bitches near my stomach. Some guy's gf I had never even met before did that and it freaked me out. My friends were shocked that some crazy drunk biatch would even attempt it.

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Submitted by Chatham on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:53pm.
I swear I would go ballistic if anybody just assumed they could put their HANDS all over my stomach like this just because I was pregnant!
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Maybe he asked first, but I doubt it...I think I would just be so happy I was pregnant that I wouldnt care who touched it.

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Submitted by Chatham on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 2:53pm.

I swear I would go ballistic if anybody just assumed they could put their HANDS all over my stomach like this just because I was pregnant! I don't care if it was Usher!

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Have you ever been pregnant? Total strangers want to rub your belly "for luck". By the time I was in my 7th month, it was a world explosion to get me to go to the store without my husband. People are so fucking weird.

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I'm with Cee Cee on this - there's something very creepy about Usher's face. Or is it always like that?

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2Di4's picture

That babeh is going to come out as big as NY's ex-purseholder!

Where is Punk, btw? Is she still with him?

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I swear I would go ballistic if anybody just assumed they could put their HANDS all over my stomach like this just because I was pregnant! I don't care if it was Usher!

Sugaroo's picture

Usher's tears sure did dry quickly, didn't they?

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madam ex's picture

What a shocker, this bitch has looked pregnant for the past 9 months already.
She does look pretty and pregnancy seems to agree with her, good for her, I kinda like her.

TheBreakdown's picture

J-Hud is a goddamn fool!

She's fucking up her chances for the SATC sequel! My Little Pony Parker had the sense enough to hire out a uterus!

She better push that baby out NOW!

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CeeCee's picture

That picture makes me uncomfortable.

Am's picture

She's huge! Is she due tomorrow?

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fmdoom's picture

You rolling with ush...

Race Bannon's picture

I cannot believe she is actually having a child with that idiot! New York didn't even want him!

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she just finished eating, you ain't know?

gucci's picture

I love you jennifer hudson!

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