Tuesday, July 7th 2009
Open Post: Michael Jackson's Memorial Service
Michael Jackson's Memorial is expected to begin within a few minutes, so you might as well grab the Fritos, the Kleenex and stop working. If your boss gives you lip, just call 911 and they will immediately be arrested for trying to keep you from watching this important intergalactic event. Livestream above.
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Okay, so this is the open post. So I can talk about anything?
Gawd! just I just read a couple of posts and I think I felt a couple of brain cells die. Serious, I feel like i'm reading a letter passing argument between a bunch of 15 year old girls in class with PMS.
*Reminds self to not read any thing about Michael Jackson unless I feel like lowering my IQ*
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Brooke Shields needs to STFU. She hasn't seen MJ since 19 fucking 91! 18 fucking years and she's up there boo hooing and shit like she saw him last week. A baby could have went from birth to adulthood In the time she didn't see her "buddy". WHERE was she when he needed friends?
She's officially on my attention whore list.
Respect both sides of the coin is the message.
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You could start doing the same thing.
My statement was in reference to the overpersonalized TMI comments that soiled so many threads lately. I don't give a shit about your issues and the "that's a bad touch Uncle Billy" shit info sharing of your lives. Yet, as an old cronie, I do a litmus test for bullshit, I get HYPER DRAMA reactions while others were cool as hell and have their shit in place.
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You can tell that to MJ's fans who most of them claim to have been molested as children but side with the perv. They put their infatuation with MJ before the heart wrenching confessions of two kids. I guess these self proclaimed abused people didn't get the memo that explained how horrible it is for a kid to confess an experience like this and not to be believed, and how some children (specially boys) deny later in life that they have been molested even if the abuse has taken place. Molested, yeah right!
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:09pm.
Morb: Well, I certainly fucked up the forum, with a lot of other people for a loooong time. When I first came there, I don't think you were there yet, it was fun.
It's really kinda sad how everything turned out. It's not often people fall in love at a forum.
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No I wasn't there when you first came. But you didn't fuck it up... people left or got run off because of the mouse craziness. As for me? I will be damned if they will run me off. I don't care if I go in there and talk to my damn self.... Ill do it just to be a thorn in their sides. That and I do like the banter when its not crazy,.... for now though, I'm out for the night.
Good night all.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Hey do you guys know how to get a recording off of a DVR onto a DVD? Or if it's even possible? Thanks.
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Michael Jackson listed in the Guiness Book of World Records under Most Charities Supported By A Pop Star. Jackson gave money to charity impulsively and anonymously.
Jackson handed over the proceeds from concerts to local charities. It’s been estimated he has given up to $500 million to charity in his lifetime.
Morb: Well, I certainly fucked up the forum, with a lot of other people for a loooong time. When I first came there, I don't think you were there yet, it was fun.
It's really kinda sad how everything turned out. It's not often people fall in love at a forum.
Oopsie! Sorry for the double post.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:48pm.
That's what I was saying to Lory a few nights ago. That's silly. Why not just open the forum? That's WHY it was created.
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The forum could be so much more if the mouseketeers were dealt with.
btw..... Hi STEAK!! Don't let me down now.. run and post this back in the forum. So far tonight you have not failed to disappoint me.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
MK is here?
Good he can reguuulate
YesterdaysTrashQueen on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:06pm.
My statement was in reference to the overpersonalized TMI comments that soiled so many threads lately. I don't give a shit about your issues and the "that's a bad touch Uncle Billy" shit info sharing of your lives. Yet, as an old cronie, I do a litmus test for bullshit, I get HYPER DRAMA reactions while others were cool as hell and have their shit in place.
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Wait,are you Michael K? You sound like you are coming from a position that YOUR blog is being ruined. I have not even been to Dlisted daily because this Michael Jackson altar bullshit is ruining the interwebs. And I don't mean just Dlisted. EVERYWHERE. So you are the litmus test giver? Again I ask are you Michael K? Because I just don't see why your tests matter.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:48pm.
That's what I was saying to Lory a few nights ago. That's silly. Why not just open the forum? That's WHY it was created.
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If my memory is correct, I think the first few Open Posts were introduced like "nobody's using the forum so we're gonna try an Open Post" by MK. Apparently this caught on.
I'm off to bed. I hope everybody has a good evening!
Submitted by Am on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:43pm.
Yeah, that's what I mean Am.
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TY speakit. I guess it's been replaced by Open Post. That kinda covers it all for everyone.
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That's what I was saying to Lory a few nights ago. That's silly. Why not just open the forum? That's WHY it was created.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:40pm.
That's what I figured, Morb.
I guess the forum's officially dead.
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Its not completely dead, but its on life support. Dont get me wrong, there are a couple there that I enjoy talking to.. but for the most part its one person (HO) posting as 6 different people, the same ones that came here and tried to start shit. I was over there a little bit ago giving her what she likes the most...... an argument.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:43pm.
Yeah, that's what I mean Am.
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TY speakit. I guess it's been replaced by Open Post. That kinda covers it all for everyone.
speakit:
i kind of agree. i don't think michaels body should have been there and that they just should have shown his videos and had a nice picture of him in memorandum. thats all. the body thing was not necessary.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Yeah, that's what I mean Am.
No one ever said someone wasn't allowed to have an opinion. My problem is when people are ridiculed and ostracized for saying ANYTHING good about the man. My problem is when people start making child sex abuse and pedophile jokes. That is just sick, and I don't understand how that can be acceptable to someone. It's like, "Oh, he was a pedophile and that's disgusting. But let me go ahead and talk about little boys penises and a 50 yr old between 12 yr old buns. Wont that be hilarious?" Um, NOT!
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Michael Jackson listed in the Guiness Book of World Records under Most Charities Supported By A Pop Star. Jackson gave money to charity impulsively and anonymously.
Jackson handed over the proceeds from concerts to local charities. It’s been estimated he has given up to $500 million to charity in his lifetime.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:40pm.
That's what I figured, Morb.
I guess the forum's officially dead.
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Sorry to interrupt but what does that mean "dead"? Nobody uses it anymore?
That's what I figured, Morb.
I guess the forum's officially dead.
ISprainedMyUvula,
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100% agree. Everyone has a right to voice what they are feeling.
@speakit and momus........ you talking about the forums?? If so, no worries... right now I am the favorite troll bait........ LMAO..... as if I really care. Its all alts in there now anyways, or at least 96 % of it is.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Submitted by gucci on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:34pm.
Morbidosity:
i totaly love the progressive girl!
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She is adorable isn't she? She totally has that quirky cute thing going.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:05pm.
MK finally put my name on the entry list.
I seem to be one of the favorite targets of the trolls for some reason
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I bet it's nothing but trolls right now.
Morbidosity:
i totaly love the progressive girl!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
@ ISMU.. I agree. I wont be fake by saying I am saddened at all about this... and this stance has made me less than zero to some. So be it. I wont deny the man had talent, but that in NO way excuses the things he did to children. Yes, I believe he was a pedo. One false accusation is unfortunate. After that if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it damned sure ain't a chicken.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
ISMU, might I ask why you choose to spend your precious time in an MJ thread if you don't care a thing about him? I find it puzzling. What are you doing here? Is that a pic of your baby? Why don't you spend time with your child, someone you really care about, instead?
I'm honestly just asking cuz I'm curious.
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Michael Jackson listed in the Guiness Book of World Records under Most Charities Supported By A Pop Star. Jackson gave money to charity impulsively and anonymously.
Jackson handed over the proceeds from concerts to local charities. It’s been estimated he has given up to $500 million to charity in his lifetime.
Submitted by Am on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:25pm.
What to you mean "you people"?
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:21pm.
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I fucking laughed out loud when I came across a picture of Ray Charles singing into a backwards microphone.
Point is, Michael Jackson's death did not affect me in any way. I was not a fan of his work and thought his behavior in his personal life to be unrelatable and a complete and utter turn off. The accusations against him may not have been enough for a conviction, but as someone who went through being abused as a child, I have no sympathy for anybody who would put a child in a shameful situation. His death was no different to me than pictures of Phoebe Price with her ass hanging out on Robertson or Lindsay Lohan with orange pit stains.
I can respect that someone else had a complete 180 reaction, but I'm not going to change the way I see the world to satiate a few.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
If I hated someone as much as some of you, I wouldn't even be in the MJ threads. Because I literally wouldn't give a fuck. I wouldn't waste my time on someone who didn't matter to me. That's the part I don't get, actually it's rather hilarious to me now. LOL That he's affected you so much to the point that you find the energy to endlessly post the most hateful things about him. It's insane. Like wow, MJ really has touched your life, hasn't he? In a way, it's almost like he touched your life in an even more profound way than he touched the lives of people who actually like him. Good luck with those unhealthy, obsessive emotions.
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Michael Jackson listed in the Guiness Book of World Records under Most Charities Supported By A Pop Star. Jackson gave money to charity impulsively and anonymously.
Jackson handed over the proceeds from concerts to local charities. It’s been estimated he has given up to $500 million to charity in his lifetime.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:10pm.
Um.. you people saying dlisted is all about disrespecting people. Even MK hasn't disrespected MJ in death. Not once. I'm sure he realizes the time for that is over. MK has a lot more class than some of you ever will.
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What to you mean "you people"?
Sorry, I've seen Tropic Thunder perhaps one too many times. LOL
@Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:10pm.
Um.. you people saying dlisted is all about disrespecting people. Even MK hasn't disrespected MJ in death. Not once. I'm sure he realizes the time for that is over. MK has a lot more class than some of you ever will
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Exactly my point! Thank you, Miss Thang. Spot on.
MK also certainly wouldn't try his hand at weak snark and point me to a www.michaeljackson.com site? LAME.
I'm not a MJ loonie, just a human being.
Paris Michael Katherine's speech made me realize as I sit here in judgment of Michael's misdeeds, he was simply that little girl's father and they loved each other.
angel_i:
did you stop to think that britney and justins not trying to buy or bulldoze their way into the memorial was out of pure respect for michael as a popstar since they themselves are popstars?
and sorry to have to tell you but beyonce sort of has a reputation for showing up (or buying her way into) where she's not invited.
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@ISprainedMyUvula..you arent alone. I find humor in the most macabe morbid things. Its a coping mechanism for me.Lets face it when Stevie Wonder said that about not wanting to "see" this day..... that was some funny shit.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
If someone else thinks me classless for finding humor in something that does not affect me personally, so be it. I'll save my respect and reverence for somebody I find to be deserving of it.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:57pm.
Everyone is going to flame the shit out of me, but I think Paris Jackson's "crying" was a little bit of a performance.
I know she misses her dad and she loved him, but I think she was a little drama at the memorial.
Go ahead, kill me.
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I thought Marlon was more the dramatic one.
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
Voicing an opinion is a two way street. You got yours and I got mine.
If people voicing their opinion against society turning into an altar for Michael Jackson is hurtful to you, maybe it is a good time to walk your asses to www.michaelJackson.com
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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:48pm.
My impression throughout the service was no one would speak about the 800-pound gorilla in the room. You can love, admire, or enjoy MJ for his music and dancing, yet still fault him for all the pervy, bizarre stuff he did. And you can do that on the day picked for his funeral service. While I liked what Berry Gordy said, he was the only person whom I heard even hint at MJ's scandals.
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Sharpton touched on it too a bit when he said "I want his children to know there was nothing strange about your daddy, it was strange what your daddy had to deal with".
It sure got a lot of applause.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Um.. you people saying dlisted is all about disrespecting people. Even MK hasn't disrespected MJ in death. Not once. I'm sure he realizes the time for that is over. MK has a lot more class than some of you ever will.
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Michael Jackson listed in the Guiness Book of World Records under Most Charities Supported By A Pop Star. Jackson gave money to charity impulsively and anonymously.
Jackson handed over the proceeds from concerts to local charities. It’s been estimated he has given up to $500 million to charity in his lifetime.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:32pm.
I can't be that hypocritical.
I'd rather avoid the family of the deceased than force myself to be duplicitous.
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Exactly why I didn't go to my obnoxious, abrasive,
mean-jerk-of-a-boss's funeral last month, and pretend that I was sorry his ass was gone.
There. I said it. and I'm not sorry.
Wow, that was easy. I've been here a long time @ dlisted and wanted to see how some of the other "over reactionaries" that have consumed threads with their bullshit would react.
BULLSEYE. Right on target.
Wow, just wow...The "why are you posting on dlisted?" response is so redic.
It's fuckn MK's Dlisted, not yours.
Respect both sides of the coin is the message.
My statement was in reference to the overpersonalized TMI comments that soiled so many threads lately. I don't give a shit about your issues and the "that's a bad touch Uncle Billy" shit info sharing of your lives. Yet, as an old cronie, I do a litmus test for bullshit, I get HYPER DRAMA reactions while others were cool as hell and have their shit in place.
Yup, I ain't a loonie, either and would be the first in line to hand out Love Angelina beatings.
And all this "I apologize" horseshit on dlisted lately is for the birds. Flippin hold hands and sing "coombayah,my Lord" and be all about peace, love and trailmix.
Hardcore and pussy don't fly far. Nuff said.
I'm sitting on the couch with Hekki :)
(in Jon Lovitz voice) ACTING!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Why can't the man just be dead?
Like do we really have to do this?
I don't see shit like this for our soldiers but by God Michael Jackson!
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:48pm.
My impression throughout the service was no one would speak about the 800-pound gorilla in the room. You can love, admire, or enjoy MJ for his music and dancing, yet still fault him for all the pervy, bizarre stuff he did. And you can do that on the day picked for his funeral service. While I liked what Berry Gordy said, he was the only person whom I heard even hint at MJ's scandals.
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The family has the right to talk only nice things at the service, I can live with that, but all that praise MJ got was waaaay too much! One would think they were talking about Jesus in that memorial.
Everyone is going to flame the shit out of me, but I think Paris Jackson's "crying" was a little bit of a performance.
I know she misses her dad and she loved him, but I think she was a little drama at the memorial.
Go ahead, kill me.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:41pm.
I just have to laugh at the faux manners concerning MJ. He is not exempt from personal attacks at Dlisted. If a person is concerned with showing respect, then WHAT THE FUCK are you doing posting here of all places???
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I see your point, I'm just trying to be respectful for ONE DAY. I was cracking MJ jokes the day AFTER he died. But not today. I'll start again tomorrow. As in midnight if I'm still up.
*looks at clock*
Momus, don't you mean whoopla? :)
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:48pm.
My impression throughout the service was no one would speak about the 800-pound gorilla in the room.
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How could one find it with all the elephants, bullshit, and hoopla in the room? ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:41pm.
I just have to laugh at the faux manners concerning MJ. He is not exempt from personal attacks at Dlisted. If a person is concerned with showing respect, then WHAT THE FUCK are you doing posting here of all places???
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ITA!