The End Of Man Bangs

When Zac Efron flips his precious head, glitter will no longer gently float off of his locks. When Chace Crawford runs his fingers through his hair, the unicorns will no longer faint. That's because they both cut off their twink bangs! As did Jared Leto! Because of this, Gatecrasher thinks it's the end of an era. Ellen Degeneres, the scissors are in your court.

Pfft. Honestly, this ain't gonna last. When Zac Efron opens his eyes in the morning and doesn't see his luscious golden power bottom bangs lying on the pillow, his glazed donut hole probably crumbs a little bit in sadness. Mark my words, Zac's bangs will be back!

Oh and Tommy Girl shouldn't go crying in the corner, because man banging is still in. Now and forever. It's a classic.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by tojo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:12am.

I'd like the scruffy shit all over Jared's face to go away too...

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the end...

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:12am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:09am.

THAT'S more LIKE it!

@The C Word
*dialing up CNN*

MSNBC reports a gum wrapper, (believed to be Hubba Bubba Original), blew by the Staples Center.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:11am.

Uvula! Cracking me up!!!

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:11am.

Zac's hair color also changed. I guess the golden brown was a bottle job...

As for his sexual orientation, you never know with these young guys... He might turn out to be 100% straight.

We live in confusing times...

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:10am.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:03am.
Chase Crawford needs to keep his with those caterpillar browns of his. Efron looks like he's been touched in his private area by a failed real estate agent with a windowless van. Jared Leto gets a pass because he looked like Dorothy Hamill with them.

LMFAO!!!!!!!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by felipeanuel on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:09am.

@FilthyBitch no, not just you. Dude is giving serious gayface in that bottom pic.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:09am.

LOL Deb
it's pulitzer prize winning news!!!!!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:08am.

ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:03am.
Efron looks like he's been touched in his private area by a failed real estate agent with a windowless van.
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Hahahahaha!

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:08am.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 -10:03am.
Efron looks like he's been touched in his private area by a failed real estate agent with a windowless van

Oh, shit! LMAO!

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:08am.

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:59am.

Now, can we please rid the world of the Linsday Lohan mermaid look? The long hair, parted in the middle, tusseled hair that looks good on no one?
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That is THE Long Island hair style. Hasn't changed since the 80's, thus why her mom still rocks it.

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:08am.

@Deb:

Let's ask CNN...I'm sure they'll be doing a whole segment on it shortly. ;)

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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:06am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:59am.
thanks to the funeral, this will be the slowest news day evah... sigh...

Wait a darn minute, CTH! You mean to tell me that "The End of Man Bangs" isn't news?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Jan on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:06am.

They are following in RPatz footsteps now! But nobody can pull it off like him!

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:06am.

we still have SEBASTIAN from NYC Prep
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:06am.

Is it just me or does the current Zac picture look like he is getting ready to say something like "howya doing hot stuff" and say it with a lisp, at the camera guy...
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:03am.

Chase Crawford needs to keep his with those caterpillar browns of his. Efron looks like he's been touched in his private area by a failed real estate agent with a windowless van. Jared Leto gets a pass because he looked like Dorothy Hamill with them.

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Submitted by KD on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:03am.

That hair makes Jared Leto look a bit redneckish.

Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:01am.

I'm not a fan of man bangs, so this is good news.... except I hope Glamberace keeps his :)

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:59am.

thanks to the funeral, this will be the slowest news day evah... sigh...

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:59am.

Halleluiah!! cue the Morman Tabernacle Choir.

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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:59am.

Thank God because that shaggy look makes them look like their hair is thin.

Now, can we please rid the world of the Linsday Lohan mermaid look? The long hair, parted in the middle, tusseled hair that looks good on no one?

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:57am.

They all still like the feeling of a penis in their butt though.

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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:57am.

ZACCCCC!!!!! *swoon*

okay, so man bangs are lame, but it's some hair to hold on to when his face is in between my le... nevermind.

Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:57am.

Im just glad Jared Leto is once again embracing his hotness! The other two twinks I could not care less about.

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