Tuesday, July 7th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Trice from Oxygen's Dance Your Ass Off - For those of you who aren't familiar with this shit, Dance Your Ass Off is basically The Biggest Loser meets Dancing with the Has-Beens. My favorite BBB (big beautiful bitch) is the one and only Trice! When bitch busts a move, light bulbs explode. When she drops it low, the flames in Hell go out. When Trice thrusts her crotch, nipples fall off. Trice is this show! Judge for yourself. Below is Trice's disco dance from last night and if you missed it, you have to get a peep at this bitch killing hos and catching flies last week. Bitch chewed up RiRi and spit her out!


Posted by: Michael K


angel_i's picture

Trice! You're amazing! But your crazy/angry eyes scare me!

That is all:)

Edited to add a smiley cuz it did make me smile:)

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Submitted by TRICE CHANELLE on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 7:49pm.

Wow WTF i got slut of the day OMG..I never knew about this site but i love the article tho thats right i spit that bitch out hahhah cute.
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Go on with your bad self, hot slut. :-)

Wow WTF i got slut of the day OMG..I never knew about this site but i love the article tho thats right i spit that bitch out hahhah cute..I hope all the haters watch the show this bitch ain't obese anymore some ppl are stupid i see. I'm more women than some of u bitches will ever be big or small trick!!!..p.s I LOVE MY FANS U GUYS ARE GREAT 2 TRICE!!!..

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I think these women/men have lots of balls to go out there and put themselves on national television.
And to the person who said they wont lose weight doing a 30 second dance. It's not just that, they are on strict diets, and go through a rigorous exercise plan, of course they wouldnt lose weight dancing for 30 minutes, but with all the dancing practice and other exercise, they will lose the weight. I say kudooze to them all. I wish they all lose their weight goal and alot of them can sure dance better than alot of skinny people Ive seen dance.
Puts the skinnier ones to shame.

They're happy, they're losing weight, they're dancing and there is a cash prize, what more could you possibly want.

Meth-freeq's picture

Have you ever thrown a toothpick into a vulcano?
Love the wigg, it looks great on her.

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

ChasingSatanAway's picture

Jesus would tap that in a minute...

Chasing satan away all day is not easy...
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Sibsi's picture

People!

Ronfather is an angel compared to Heba, Vicky and their minions from hell (husbands) from the season before.

I'm telling you, get your ass over to projectfreetv.com(I think) and watch it for yourself(for those who started watching The Biggest Loser last season.)

Guaranteed entertainment and a satisfying ending for that season.

I liked the last one too, since it was my first time viewing it as it aired, but wished Tara had won. Ah well, I'm cool with Helen winning too, I guess.

TEE's picture

I was surprised at how some of these contestants dance better than the DWTS contestants. last week was hip hop week and more entertaining, but i really like this show.

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:09am.

Thicka sista is throwing it down on the dance floor. I agree that she probably needs to work some different outfits for when she's giving that much energy.
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that is NOT "thick".... that is FAT.

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My friend recommended me a very interesting place "richkiss.com" It's where singles
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parissucksliterally's picture

I could not imagine ever being that fat.

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Race Bannon's picture

We tried to watch this show, but had to turn it off. That Melissa Winokur, or whatever the heck her name is, grates on my last nerve. I was so glad when she was voted off Dancing with the Stars.

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"WHY DO YOU LIKE RIDING HIPPOS!?!?!?!"

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loves it!@ a little dangerous, but cute!

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Kelly Taylor's picture

Sounds like some anorexic bitch that spends all day looking in the mirror and crying and puking up celery sticks is jealous of these "fat hippos". Well, don't be. I'd snap your bony vagina in half if you gave me half the chance. There's something hot about pathetic chicks.

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Submitted by Kelly Taylor on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 9:40am.

These chicks are so much more bangable than ...

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OK, that hippo pep talk attempt is all kinds of sweet and stuff, but don't kid yourself - you're outright perverse. No sane man would have sexual feelings towards hippos.
A woman is more than her looks, you can dig the whole package, blablabla - that i understand. But being sexually drawn to really obese women, who are you kidding?: that is perverse.

soapopera4cam's picture

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS BITCH! HOT SLUT OF THE F'N YEAR!

speakit's picture

I see more people that look like here than don't. She's awesome! You go gurl! Be comfortable in your own skin!

vquest's picture

nothing is perfect on this earth; if nothing else learn to laugh & have fun

According to a recent medical study that's what ALL Black women will look like--by the year 2030. Not that the rest of America will be getting any thinner mind you.

vquest's picture

nothing is perfect on this earth; if nothing else learn to laugh & have fun

Kelly Taylor's picture

These chicks are so much more bangable than the blow up doll male-to-female creatures on Dancing With the Stars. I was never into fat chicks before this show came out.

freebird's picture

Awww. I think I love Trice.

Tristram's picture

I figured she'd pronounce it "tree-say." At least they didn't ask Jesus to lift her.

kittycatastrophe's picture

Thicka sista is throwing it down on the dance floor. I agree that she probably needs to work some different outfits for when she's giving that much energy.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:58am.

IV- LMAO!!! I always though Ron had an exoskeleton of moobs.
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:16am.

I have lost 114 lbs since last april. I didn't exercise, just quit the sweets.

No big deal, I love my body now, and I loved it then. But life is easier now, that's sure.
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holy shit!

no big deal? That's awesome. *sitting ovation*

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I was surprised she's so young, yet her body looks like she's in her early 40's. Being overweight so young makes you look old. I'm happy that she's doing her thing to lose weight.

I was surprised to see this white fat girl do the split. I can't do that, and I'm not a big girl! Kudos to her!!

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bo_tatoe's picture

"Bitch chewed up RiRi ..."

... and by the look of it, RiRi's entire live band plus dancers.

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Submitted by Khandi on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 8:30am.
She has such a jolly spirit!

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So does Santa. Fat people are like that.

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You think she's dancing there, you should see her when someone gives her her daily smoked ham.

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:52am.
she sure does know how to move what she's got! wowsers

nice to see someone enjoying themselves that much.

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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 7:49am.
I believe she chewed Riri up but I don't believe she spit her out.

lol @ juss & nice comment TITS!!

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She's a great mover, but she needs to re-think those tops she was sporting.

Other than that, loved it!

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Now THOSE are some hard-working heels.

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Khandi's picture

She has such a jolly spirit!
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Munkeyhed's picture

She's adorable & looks like she's having an awesome time. (Would not want to stand too close afterwards, tho)

boomsy's picture

Ok, seriously, how is she that big and weighs that little?

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Norwaygirl's picture

I have lost 114 lbs since last april. I didn't exercise, just quit the sweets.

No big deal, I love my body now, and I loved it then. But life is easier now, that's sure.

mutlee's picture

I saw this clip and I swear I felt the ground move with every dance move she made.....talk bout a whole LOTTA lovin.

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Murphy's picture

Sorry but fatty isn't going to lose too much weight only dancing for 30 seconds.

TexnDoc's picture

I think Oprah could reach into her deep pockets and pay for the rights to the use of the original songs instead of knock-offs.

loozer's picture

This demure flower reminds me of a beautiful love song from the 70's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZ0j5Yol7E

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Sibsi's picture

ImpertinentVixen, I'm the same! Started to watch last season too and am freaking addicted to The Biggest Loser now.

Naturally, I needed something to watch while it's on hiatus, so thought this might work. Two episodes in and I still don't know who's who and want to murder the judges, but I'll give it couple more episodes before giving up.

Oh, btw, you must watch the season prior to the Ronfather one! There were some real villains in it and, as usual, team BoB was shit and had all the assholes.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

IV- LMAO!!! I always though Ron had an exoskeleton of moobs. There were like, six of them. I love TBL but I wouldn't watch this show. I don't like watching people perform.

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I love the Biggest Loser. I got into it this past season with Ronfather and his evil moobs of Satan. This show seems like a low-class, Page Six, trashy Walmart version. PASS!

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Well congrats tub o lard for losing weight BUT you had to wait for a crap TV show before you did???? OINK.
ps- If its a 'gland' problem or 'Big Bones' forgive me. If its KFC, Dunkin' Donuts or Chocco- OINK.

TITS's picture

she sure does know how to move what she's got! wowsers

nice to see someone enjoying themselves that much.

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I believe she chewed Riri up but I don't believe she spit her out.

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What, no lifts?

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Sibsi's picture

I tried watching this show last night, but my head was too foggy to follow it.

That said, since MK seems to be fond of it, I might try it harder next week!

The judges were a bit of a drag, but the premise is really good and I don't even care for dance shows.

The contestants do lose weight at a much slower rate than The Biggest Loser though, so I wonder if this will succeed ratings wise, as I'm sure TBL does so through being able to flash big numbers across the scale every week.

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......nipples fall off! That made me spit my coffee!

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