The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's Candie's Ads
If my little 6-year-old cousin handed me these pictures and said, "Look what I colored! And I stayed in the lines," I would totally believe her. I would also pat her on the head, give her a losing scratcher ticket (they don't know the difference) for a job well done and then immediately marinate my hand in a bowl of Purell. Kids have cooties. I would never guess that these are actual pictures taken with an actual camera. Photoshop fuckery to the extreme.
This is one of those "fuckit" jobs too. The hos at Candie's handed these pictures over to the Pshop artistes at 4:45pm on a Friday. They just slapped this shit together so they could hurry up and get to happy hour. Fuck, they probably did this job at happy hour. I mean, look at that white fence. Fences aren't supposed to look like that in real real. Although, the fence still looks better than Brit Brit's Kim Zolciak-approved wig. There's a tightrope...
And what is with Brit Brit's horse obsession? This is some Equus shit! Cheeto-uus!
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That's some bad photoshop. I understand that they mess with celeb bodies ALL the time but when they change to face so much that it doesn't look like the person at all, that's a problem.
This doesn't even look like Photoshop. It looks like someone literally cut out, (with pink scissors), pictures and glued them onto the backgrounds.
And not even bothering to get her wig straight? Sheeesh.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
And the horse, itself, is wearing Katie Price's line, yes?
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Maybe Brit'll end up with fans like this too...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/13144
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<"There's a tightrope...">
You've used that before. Explain.
Who is this bitch?
cheetos Barbie
Pepto Bismol Pink and Britney together... nauseous making.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Daaaazed. I miss the days of Cheetocon 5 Alerts. :(
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what the hell is candie's? a pastry shop?
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I wouldn't doubt the sloppy beer gut for a moment, Tits. She's probably sneaking em in the basement when Daddy Spears falls asleep in his armchair at 8 o'clock at night.
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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.
thank dog they took the time to pshop a bra on her.
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her top in the pink hay shot is rather unfortunate. looks like she has a sloppy beer gut. *titter*
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i thought black was supposed to be slimming.
They paid her in cake, candy and cupcakes. She went for it.
Sugar Whore!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
She looks long in the tooth
mike, Candies shit sells at Kohl's....
Avril Lavagina did this too and Hillary Duff as well...
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Um, she's bigger than the horse. Anybody else, like at CANDIE'S, notice that? Meanwhile, this looks like a complete CGI Britney. Nothing real about her.
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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.
worst. photoshopping. ever.
I have a pair of Candie's eyeglasses though. They're hawt.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:40pm.
Unless Candie's has stores in places like Pine Bluff, Opelika, and Hattiesburg, I'm guessing this ad campaign will be a failure.
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Candies sells through Kohl's. Is there a Kohl's in Hattiesburg?
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Click! Flash! Pig! Wow! Gang! Bang! Candies! Shoes! *hoik!*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
1) Freaky FAKE hair
2) CRAZY eyes (they should have put blinders on the Brit Shit horse)
3) Legs made thinner with Photoshop magic
4) But the white horsey looks good, escpecially in the pic where its giving Brit Shit the side glance.
Seriously. Message to Papa Spears. You're doing a great job. Continue to cash in your cash cow 'cause girly is gonna busta a move and run wild in the very near future.
Trust.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Unless Candie's has stores in places like Pine Bluff, Opelika, and Hattiesburg, I'm guessing this ad campaign will be a failure.
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Love the horse's side-eye. Priceless.
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Chetto-uus, hahaha.
They didn't even try. Poor Brit Brit Spears, she'll always be a joke now.
Can Britney even fit into Candies off-the-rack?
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Ahhh...new boots. And we thought new boots might mean better boots...we are so foolish...
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Totally. Defies. Explanation.
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what in the pink hay hell is Candie's thinking? they should really just put a bald mannequin in the ads.
I just realized that pink shit is hay
And now I understand the Radar video - it sells cothes! That's why it LOOKS like it sells clothes!
GENIUS! Now about this Britney. She seems to only be able to control her face when she's lying down. Poor thing. Get her a pill or something.
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well the one in the hay is ok. I dont like the black clothes though since they are obviously going for a bubblegum feel the black just doesnt go
Horses, cake, pink ... what is the point of these photos? They're selling, what?
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Since when did her legs get so skinny? I'm torn between wanting her to get well and wanting her to bust out the pink wig. Looks like Papa Spears is getting that money. And where has her mother been?
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Candie's executives DO think of their bullimic fanbase, see, they put on of Shitney's pictures at the (power) bottom of the box and when you're finished eating them, voila, hassle free voms.
Before I googled Candie's, I was afraid Britney was coming out with a line of candy.
I have no idea who this bitch is.
Pink hay? Whatever...
Photoshop can't get rid of her stank & nast?
FAIL!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Who the fuck is that supposed to be? And what drug of choice is she on?
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