RPattz Does Not Love New York
The keeper of the unicorn forest has been spending time in NYC while he shoots a movie and he's anxiously counting the seconds until he can take his sparkly ass out of here. Gatecrasher says that RPattz has had it with NYC and its certifiable vaginas.
A source said, "He's so over everything. He's overwhelmed by all the girls — they terrify him! He says girls grab his neck and clothing all of the time, and he’s not used to that. Fans don’t do that to him in London. Everyone there is a little cooler about the fame thing, which is what he’s used to. He’s embarrassed by the way girls throw themselves at him. The girls here are stalking him. He stayed in two different hotels over the course of four days just to try to escape the fans who were following him. He's afraid that if he gives a hand, they’ll take the whole arm. He’s being advised by security not to encourage the crowd, so he doesn’t even look up anymore."
He also probably hates it that random strangers keep dropping quarters in his coffee cup when he's standing on the street. I'd have the sads too if my coffee always tasted like dirty metal.
Poor RPattz. it sounds like you need a place to rest your magical forest hair that's free of crazy bitches. Might I suggest my No-No Hotel? It's kind of crowded and you'll have to wear a gas mask, but nary a vag will bother you!
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I've seen him a bunch of times hoping people will notice him. He stays at the Chelsea hotel a lot and hangs out at the pizza place on 23rd. In person he blends in with the rest of the "oh so over it" crowd. Nothing at all special or magical.
I actually feel bad for this guy. Twi-hards are pretty psycho....
I think he is friggen hot- but these girls are like attacking him and stalking him. Not cool.
Submitted by UKer on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:35pm.
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Rob is actually a very decent guy, he has talent, beauty and is very down to earth, anyone who doesn't see how wonderfull he is, is clearly blind.
So are you a fan?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:38pm.
oh, please! MissJane and ISMU are harmless.
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Hey, we couldn't get a leg hump in edgewise what with all those other bitches being in the way.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Just be lucky they're doing it now. Come five years from now you'll be walking down the street questioning why no one gives a fuck about you.
Not everyone can be Leo DiCaprio, Twilight Boy.
He and Kirsten Stweart need to shut the fuck up. The whinning and the unappreciativeness will come back to bite them on the ass. You're in a teenybopper movie, what did you expect? And as far as I can see I don't see any meatier roles with bonnafide A-listers on their horizons (or IMDB resumes) anythime soon.
Poor sad possum, I want to give him a hug - Oh wait, thats the problem.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
without these screaming retards his average joe looking ass would still be that dude from one of the harry potter films. Don't bite the hand that feeds douche.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 6:35pm.
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Rob is actually a very decent guy, he has talent, beauty and is very down to earth, anyone who doesn't see how wonderfull he is, is clearly blind.
I don't understand all the hype about this guy. I mean, I'd hit it, providing he took a good, long , hot soapy shower first. But he isn't "OH my God!" hot like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp, or 20 other hot actors or musicians.
EDIT. Now James McAvoy is another story.
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/James_McAvoy/james_mcavoy_i...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
oh...and hey retards! he didn't say he didn't like NY, he just said he had anough of those twilight weirdos following him around like a bad smell, in London ppl admire him from a respectful distance like any sane person should.
PS: London says BITE ME MOTHERFUCKERS!
Now my dumbass sister is in love with the big gay glittery neck biter. The Apocalypse is taking way too long. Hurry it up already!
LMFAO about the Axe girls!! =))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
heis fucking beautiful and so down to earth.
Awwww, hims askeerd of GIRLS!
Ghey.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Highly overated. What is that smell!!!
I'm counting on it MissJaneTexas
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"Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!"—Clarisse
"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"
SoObsessed: Yes, it makes me wonder, too.
Also, these rabid (tourist) fans are like dogs. They'll chase anything that's fleeing. The more he runs and acts all vulnerable and shy, the more they'll chase him.
I really can't see what the fuss is about this guy. He looks like he doesn't bath and that facial fungai is disgusting. Yes! I've read the books and seen the movie...
LOL @ person_of_interest.
Any bets on whether shaunalt moves on to the KStew is pregnant thread?!
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What does it say when a man is *TERRIFIED* of the mutha fuckin pussee?!! He's sexy but shit like this makes me wonder bout his D-game.
Wait a minute. I thought he was in a club in NYC and no girls approached him. Am I getting that story wrong?
And what madam s and snowpiece said. I've seen plenty of celebs around town and no one gives them a second look.
I saw Fran Lebowitz in Central Park today.
Noway! Ok listen the reason rob is being attacked and stalked by crazy fan girls everywhere he goes is not because he is living in NYC its beacause HE IS Robert Pattinson! Hello! Don't try to make it out to be that rob so badly wants to leave NYC bc of there are fans everywhere he goes that's gonna happen no matter where he goes! People are obsessed with him now. I live in NYC and this craziness has never happened except with this guy and most of these fans are coming from different parts of NY and even different states just to see him! He's also filming a new movie in all parts of NYC who wouldn't wanna see that? I highly doubt rob wants to live NYC jus bc of that he's used to it by now. He gets it. NYC is awesome I'm sure he loves it! In no way am I defending these crazy fans I do feel bad for him, but don't try and give NYC a bad rep for having crazy fans attack u whereever u go bc its not like that the only time rob is followed is when he's filming bc everyone finds the location and more just keep following but when he's just going out it's completley low key. You probably couldn't even find him cause NYC is so big. It's certain people who make it seem like he's not enjoying himself not where he is living.
Noway! Ok listen the reason rob is being attacked and stalked by crazy fan girls everywhere he goes is not because he is living in NYC its beacause HE IS Robert Pattinson! Hello! Don't try to make it out to be that rob so badly wants to leave NYC bc of there are fans everywhere he goes that's gonna happen no matter where he goes! People are obsessed with him now. I live in NYC and this craziness has never happened except with this guy and most of these fans are coming from different parts of NY and even different states just to see him! He's also filming a new movie in all parts of NYC who wouldn't wanna see that? I highly doubt rob wants to live NYC jus bc of that he's used to it by now. He gets it. NYC is awesome I'm sure he loves it! In no way am I defending these crazy fans I do feel bad for him, but don't try and give NYC a bad rep for having crazy fans attack u whereever u go bc its not like that the only time rob is followed is when he's filming bc everyone finds the location and more just keep following but when he's just going out it's completley low key. You probably couldn't even find him cause NYC is so big. It's certain people who make it seem like he's not enjoying himself not where he is living.
Noway! Ok listen the reason rob is being attacked and stalked by crazy fan girls everywhere he goes is not because he is living in NYC its beacause HE IS Robert Pattinson! Hello! Don't try to make it out to be that rob so badly wants to leave NYC bc of there are fans everywhere he goes that's gonna happen no matter where he goes! People are obsessed with him now. I live in NYC and this craziness has never happened except with this guy and most of these fans are coming from different parts of NY and even different states just to see him! He's also filming a new movie in all parts of NYC who wouldn't wanna see that? I highly doubt rob wants to live NYC jus bc of that he's used to it by now. He gets it. NYC is awesome I'm sure he loves it! In no way am I defending these crazy fans I do feel bad for him, but don't try and give NYC a bad rep for having crazy fans attack u whereever u go bc its not like that the only time rob is followed is when he's filming bc everyone finds the location and more just keep following but when he's just going out it's completley low key. You probably couldn't even find him cause NYC is so big. It's certain people who make it seem like he's not enjoying himself not where he is living.
Rob, come here and stay with me. I'll supply all the Heinekens you can drink, all the cigaretes you can smoke and I won't even touch you unless you say it's OK (please, please say it's OK). No screaming, no crying, just good old fashioined don't leave the house for days sex.
Seriously, he seems like a regular guy who doesn't want people screaming and pulling at him all the time. I really can't blame him.
PS: Sex for days! I mean it.
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"Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!"—Clarisse
"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"
And New York is over you Greaseball!
I was gonna tell y'all that "...I'd swallow", but then I thought better. It may be a too much to tell ya. Maybe you wouldn't like to hear that. So, I won't. I will keep it to myselves.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
This bitch looks like every other hipster loser roaming the streets of NYC. I don't even know who the fuck he is or ever seen his piece of shit show. His publicity machine must've written all that trash.
If you put yourself in the spotlight, prepare for the repercussions. Besides, there are worse things than girls throwing themselves at you. Enjoy it while it lasts, bud.
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oh, please! MissJane and ISMU are harmless.
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"O look at me, Im London! I have a bridge, a clock and a queen lives here. I'm so great, care for some crumpets?"
*pfft*
not only fuck london UK, fuck london Ontario, fuck jack london, and isnt there a celeb kid named london? fuck him too
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
As Letterman's announcer says, "Live from New York, the best city in the world!" Let this twit go back to London with Fishsticks and Maronna! Get lost!
madam s i know, I was thinking the same thing.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I swear he must be spending all of his time in midtown where the tourists are if that is happening all of the time. I never, ever saw anything happen like that in all of the time I lived downtown in NYC, and there were way more interesting celebrities around than this guy.
And regarding the girls in England... well, I used to stay sometimes near Boy George's place in London and every time I went by girls would be screaming and crying outside of his gate. It was the weirdest thing ever. And "laid back" was not something that came to mind.
is it THAT GREAT!@!? i have not seen Twilight, i really never have planned to, i thought about reading the book but haven't- but these hos make it sound like the best thing that ever happened to this world. it's a freaking vampire flick, right?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:17pm.
ITA. Besides the shrieking, the neck grabbing and kissing (prolly with yuckjy breath) would make anyone run for cover.
Why aren't the film producers providing security?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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he should be grateful that without good looks or talent he actually has fans and women throwing themselves at him...don't see the fascination with this smelly twat and his boring vampire movies...he also looks kinda slow and like his face was hit with a shank.
He's fug and can't act for shit. Teenagers have horrible taste these days sheesh!
To be fair, I can't imagine having thousands of screaming tween and teen girls/boys going into Beatlemania fits around me either. I'd probably have a panic attack, start crying and then move to some rural village in eastern China.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:11pm.
Hahahaha!
LOL @ Uvula!
He definitely needs a nap, but he is still hot.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:12pm.
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Yes, he looks like he could use a good scrubbing.
Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte
He is not good looking. At all. If I met him on the street, I wouldn't look twice.
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@ ISMU!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Well, can you blame him?. It's one thing to hand out autographs and let fans take pictures of him, but those dumbass fanatics who "grab his neck and clothing all of the time" must be just fucking terrifying. I would carry electrified barbed wire all around me just to TRY and keep those fucking mental chicks who need to get a life and a boyfriend, at bay.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:11pm.
I've patched into the security channel that the guard is talking into in thumbnails 6 & beyond:
"The Unicorn has left the trailer. I repeat, the Unicorn has left the trailer. The Unicorn is walking. Walking. Walking. He forgot his Snapple. Abort! Abort! He's heading back to the trailer! SERPENTINE!!!"
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Thanks for making me LAUGH!!!!!!!
Hilarious!!!!!
Those weren't fans! It was those bitches from the Axe commercials coming to try and unmagic the forest!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
is that really him? he looks like he's lost his magicalness
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
If the girls who want to grab his neck have shampoo bottles, running water and a sink with them, he should give in. They may just want to scrub him.
Car Wash Yeah!
I've patched into the security channel that the guard is talking into in thumbnails 6 & beyond:
"The Unicorn has left the trailer. I repeat, the Unicorn has left the trailer. The Unicorn is walking. Walking. Walking. He forgot his Snapple. Abort! Abort! He's heading back to the trailer! SERPENTINE!!!"