RPattz Does Not Love New York
The keeper of the unicorn forest has been spending time in NYC while he shoots a movie and he's anxiously counting the seconds until he can take his sparkly ass out of here. Gatecrasher says that RPattz has had it with NYC and its certifiable vaginas.
A source said, "He's so over everything. He's overwhelmed by all the girls — they terrify him! He says girls grab his neck and clothing all of the time, and he’s not used to that. Fans don’t do that to him in London. Everyone there is a little cooler about the fame thing, which is what he’s used to. He’s embarrassed by the way girls throw themselves at him. The girls here are stalking him. He stayed in two different hotels over the course of four days just to try to escape the fans who were following him. He's afraid that if he gives a hand, they’ll take the whole arm. He’s being advised by security not to encourage the crowd, so he doesn’t even look up anymore."
He also probably hates it that random strangers keep dropping quarters in his coffee cup when he's standing on the street. I'd have the sads too if my coffee always tasted like dirty metal.
Poor RPattz. it sounds like you need a place to rest your magical forest hair that's free of crazy bitches. Might I suggest my No-No Hotel? It's kind of crowded and you'll have to wear a gas mask, but nary a vag will bother you!
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Shit is loading like gallons/minute there are a lot of "cougar" and "dates" sites posted in the comments sections.
This is supposed to be a FUN SITE, something to laugh about, being annoyed in how bitchy are the celebrities, how they are craving for attention (HOHAn..)and then getting scared by the second Look at the poor Magical Forest Price of the Unicorns!!!, probably is constipated for his fear to be alone in a bathroom, fearing that some tween twitard is going to rape him...
snowpiece: "When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
SoObsessed: I think they are handing out the meds now...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Clarisse" first of all I'm not a twi-hard. If you are going to "call" me on shit be correct about it. I'm assuming that was your pathetic attempt at doing so. As a CB fan you know damn well that CB wouldn't take that kind of shit off fans(going by your avatar). Yes he needs to grow a pair and stop faking like the shit isn't bothering him. How do you not understand the statement growing a pair and becoming assertive? "SERIOUSLY" You honestly think that smile and nod is genuine? BITCH PLEASE!
Since u need help with the assertiveness concept here you go:
Assertiveness according to wiki: An assertive style of behavior is to interact with people while standing up for your rights
Dictionary.com : confidently aggressive or self-assured; positive: aggressive; dogmatic:
Urbandictionary: assertive 58 up, 11 down
To do what you want to do, in an aggressive yet not overbearing way. To go for what you want.
My definition: You do not let some fans run you out of the fucking country b/c they are invading your personal space. BITCHASSNESS TO THE HIGHEST FUCKING DEGREE!
Do I still sound like a twi-hard to you BALEHEAD?!!
The whole site has been infected...with self righteous fat pig unemployed soccer moms who sit on the computer all day talking shit about celebrities and then cry and whine and get their panties in a twist and bitch to the moderator when someone finally calls them out on their ridiculous ramblings.
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Says dumbfuck who has spent hours on this site calling everyone else fat pigs.
Elizabeth "AID$" Taylor has been on the payroll of the "HIV/AID$" Indu$try since 1985. Also, she has not worked in any other industry since that time so it is obvious where her $$$ has been coming from. She appears ONLY if it will bring in more money to the "HIV/AID$" Indu$try.
Miss Jackson in death does not qualify - so no Liz!
This actor needs to fuck off and go back to merry old England. He is lucky that they don't take away his green card for appearing in shitty movies, lol.
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Lol yeah! I like the magic wand, stars and tiara you artistically inserted in the photo too.
Damn, you're on fire! I see there's more uploaded already.
"It's Britney, bitch" is just another amazing work of art!
Oh and speaking of her, I was just watching South Park over here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/ the other day and saw a BritBrit episode. Amazing that they actually were sympathetic towards her.
Wonder if they made any Twilight episode yet? Gonna look for it.
And that's how I'll end up with dark circles tomorrow, ugh.
eta: this looks like it might be it: http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1214/
I'm actually going to go watch it and see if it can finally put me in a mood to sleep/
See you all tomorrow!
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:38pm.
Those are such a delight! I think I love the poster 'A Perfect Role Model for all crazy people" and the one she's wearing that electric blue shirt? Dress? Hahaha!
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HAHA! She looks like she could cuttabeech in that one!
And then say "Thank you. I needed that:)"
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angel_i , oh hell! Might as well stay up a little longer, hah!
Was about to close all windows - after checking mailbox again - and just saw the new pictures, so I figured you were still here.
Those are such a delight! I think I love the poster 'A Perfect Role Model for all crazy people" and the one she's wearing that electric blue shirt? Dress? Hahaha!
@ MickeyHolland: totally. Shame might be detrimental, but this is definitely a circumstance where it's necessary, lest one ends up looking like these crazies.
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:14pm.
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So I stayed up a minute longer and added a bunch more:) Just for you(;x)
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Upon reading this post I actually feel ashamed of my own sex. My parents taught me to show some restraint and dignity in public. Admiring someone is ok, idolizing them is taking it one step to far. At the end of the day celebrities are just human beings like you and me. This type of hysteria ruined a Spandau Ballet concert for me once. All these girls were screaming so loud you could't even hear Tony Hadley sing (yes, my childhood days are long gone).
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:14pm.
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Fuck! You always Slay me!
I think I woke up my neighbors laughing at this picture!
Hay! It's Monday and damn late. Don't usually see these many people still active here.
Not complaining, obviously, but now I gotta go to bed 'cause got stuff to do early morning tomorrow :(
G'night, everyone!
eta: subbed to your albums, angel_i, lol! Some amazing skillz you've got with that photoshop, yo~
Eta2!! God, fuck me, I need to really shut this down, but just saw this:
Tristram Shandy, right? My role model. :)
Awesome!<3 That movie :D
Okay, I'm really off to bed now.
G'night, folks.
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:15pm.
Tristram Shandy, right? My role model. :)
I will keep an eye open. Since it's the Interwebz, I bet you can find it.
@Sibsi: Me too...glad to be going with a smileo on my face:)
Sleep tight, Sibsi et al!
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With a handle like Tristram, I should have known better, right? Sorry!
I don't have the dvds for those shows, but might look into it, though someone said over another mb that they edit out all the songs when they export it to America because of the way our copyright laws function.
I'm weary of ordering something and then turns out the damn song is not there. I do wonder, though, if it'd still be listed in the credits anyway.
Ugh, sorry about rambling on and on about that, lol!
On Rpattz, just to pretend I'm still on topic here, he does seem a little down in these pictures.
I gotta admit that this shit (psycho fans) would definitely get to me. So glad I'm not Rpattz!
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:06pm.
angel_i!!
That avatar needs the possum wig too, maybe? I don't remember seeing BritBrit avies with that beautiful 'do yet.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
Awwww, sorry. I tried, but no luck. Are the DVDs out? They always list every damn thing you'd ever care to know about a show.
(PS: I'm a guy.) :)
angel_i!!
That avatar needs the possum wig too, maybe? I don't remember seeing BritBrit avies with that beautiful 'do yet.
@ Tristram: hey, girl! I tried really hard, spammed Youtube comments and googled what I knew about it left and right, but no luck.
The song also features on episode 7 of "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" (season 1)and several other uk shows. I love the intro so much and am sure the rest is not bad either :)
Seems it's a tough one to find out who sings it though :(
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:06pm.
Hi. Did you ever locate that tune from Project Catwalk? I Googled it and tried YT but no luck.
So, those fucking fans, huh?
CRRRRAZAY! They need hobbies that include real boys.
LIKE SPORTS, is what I'm sayin'...you know - a little beach volleyball ...or like, motorbike racing or something...
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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:55pm.
the whole sites been infected... watch out
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Lol! Yeah, I'm scared!
There seems to be more than one of "them" as well. It's weird to see their posts back to back like that.
The whole site has been infected...with self righteous fat pig unemployed soccer moms who sit on the computer all day talking shit about celebrities and then cry and whine and get their panties in a twist and bitch to the moderator when someone finally calls them out on their ridiculous ramblings.
Don't let the door hit ya on the way out. EVERYBODY is projecting onto him qualities he clearly doesn't have.
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:52pm.
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the whole sites been infected... watch out
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
*steps away from this thread, thinking its original topic is long forgotten and replaced with identity theft websites spams and Jacko talk*
It's never the dram to meet a sexy guy like this.go to —**KissCougar.com**—-(which is for cougars and young men) to have a check.
maybe you can meet your darling there.
date rich men and celebrities,meet your classy half on _classymingle.com_ the place make your dream come ture!
Not if you think about the animals I thought better of mentioning. A white chinchilla anyway
Submitted by Kelly Taylor on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:14pm.
Baby chinchilla?? That's just racist.
I better ease up on the surgical painkillers, cause the pix on the thread ain't what it was when I started posting...
Baby chinchilla?? That's just racist.
He's a child molester. He's pasty white, wears lipstick, and has weird hair. He totally fits the profile. I know, I am a certified expert with a degree and lots and lots of professional experience.
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Wow, I didn't know that he built a playland for children and routinely has pre-pubescent, vulnerable boys spending the night in his bed! What a great guy. Sharing your bed with children is so loving. It's also so wonderful that he is teaching these same kids all about masturbation and giving them alcohol. No wonder people admire him so much.
An inconvenient truth... Those who excuse his fondling based on speculation of an abusive childhood, need to go ahead and put their stamp of apporoval on every chomo out there, because I am pretty sure they were all abused as children. Its just that jacko looked cute like a baby chinchilla.
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Submitted by Kelly Taylor on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:51pm.
He's a child molester. He's pasty white, wears lipstick, and has weird hair. He totally fits the profile. I know, I am a certified expert with a degree and lots and lots of professional experience.
Submitted by Kelly Taylor on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:55pm.
Consider yourself reported!
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHH.......AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
She did the right thing by maintaining her class and bowing out of the contest of conspicuous grieving and publicity seeking that is coming up.
Sorry, but I feel anybody who had a deep emotional relationship with him is probably broken and weird in the way he is.
In any case, I suspect her real reason is she doesn't want to be seen in an environment with uncontrolled lighting.
These are not New Yorkers! I am a NYKR and I and the rest of the City could give a rats ass about him.
These are tween fat slob fans from buttfuckville who never got a second of affection from boys and are channeling their needs through his dopey character and stalking him.
Get back on the bus girls and get outta here!!!
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:55pm.
Consider yourself reported!
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:28pm.
Just be lucky they're doing it now. Come five years from now you'll be walking down the street questioning why no one gives a fuck about you.
Not everyone can be Leo DiCaprio, Twilight Boy.
He and Kirsten Stweart need to shut the fuck up. The whinning and the unappreciativeness will come back to bite them on the ass. You're in a teenybopper movie, what did you expect? And as far as I can see I don't see any meatier roles with bonnafide A-listers on their horizons (or IMDB resumes) anythime soon.
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I'm so fucking late for the party today and don't expect to get any following responses to this, but here it goes anyway...
Word to everything that you said!
I wasn't involved in the Titanic lunacy, but it's a similar situation, right? Even though Titanic grossed waaaay more in the box office.
These Twilight kids really need to start gaining some perspective, or their future might not be as promising as it seems right now.
Their attitude is a disgrace and nothing alike the way Kate and DiCaprio handled the spotlight when they were in the same situation.
Just watch it as they continue to behave all emo and eventually turn off their freako fans, then they'll bomb the 3rd/4th film of this bullshit franchise and we'll never hear of them again.
Submitted by Kelly Taylor on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 9:51pm.
He's a child molester. He's pasty white, wears lipstick, and has weird hair. He totally fits the profile. I know, I am a certified expert with a degree and lots and lots of professional experience.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
He's a child molester. He's pasty white, wears lipstick, and has weird hair. He totally fits the profile. I know, I am a certified expert with a degree and lots and lots of professional experience.
"He’s embarrassed by the way girls throw themselves at him. The girls here are stalking him. He stayed in two different hotels over the course of four days just to try to escape the fans who were following him. He's afraid that if he gives a hand, they’ll take the whole arm..."
OK OK... HoHan promises to behave from now on!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
"Grow a pair and assert himself"????
Seriously? This little limey bastard does anything but smile and nod....the twi-hards scream abuse and sue!
Pretty boy needs to keep his head down and run!
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"Don't fuck with me!"
"I thought I already did?"
Hekki: You're right. He needs to grow a pair and become assertive. Complaining about it after the fact isn't doing him much good. I can imagine what he really must say/think about the fans once they are out of sight.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 8:47pm.
Hahahaha! You don't sound crazier than I do. I actually own a mace! *don't ask* lol
Thanks DeeDee. We would make sure to let you get a few humps in before he comes to ;)
LOL, I sound crazy.
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*Blondeface*
ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 5:38pm.
oh, please! MissJane and ISMU are harmless.
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Hey, we couldn't get a leg hump in edgewise what with all those other bitches being in the way.
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I'll happily wield a mace so you hwat bitches can get your hump on. Dats how much I lurves you. :P
The Mickey Rourke 9 1/2 weeks hair thing works but too much stubble and he just looks dirty , imo .
Omg michael k you my dearest ho amiga, why haven't you updated the magical forest page in a more unicorn crazy bitch fashion? You should be running half naked showing your chichis to the crazy twitards and buying beer to the stupid teenagers who are waiting for a freakin diamond sparkling bf...dream on bitches, that smelly magical unicorn is becoming gay by the minute...maybe he can hump the big gay lion Aka Glamberace..yummy that is something NY will loveeeeee