Joyce DeWitt Is In The News!
Every morning I wake up hoping that there is some kind of news about Janet Wood! My wish was granted today, but unfortunately it's not good news. TMZ says that Joyce DeWitt had too many of those fizzy delicious drinks with umbrellas in them before getting behind the wheel of a car in El Segundo, CA on July 4th.
Joyce basically held up giant flag with the words "I IZ DRUNKS" written on it when she drove right through a police barricade! Not the brightest thing to do if you're driving under the influence of the sweet nectar. Bitch pulled a Chrissy Snow!
The po po smelled her drunk bref, gave her a few sobriety tests, arrested her ass for DUI and set her bail for $5,000. Come and knock on her cell door (but only between the hours of 1pm and 5pm Monday through Friday).... Sorry, it was right there and I had to take it.
UPDATE: I've added Joyce's beautiful mess of a mug shot. I think Janet was trying to recreate Phil Spector's legendary mug shot. The eyes have it!
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She looks sexier than Mrs. Roper, that's for sure!
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This would've never happened if she had a Thigh Master.
DAMN-- Joyce is looking pretty good for a woman pushing 60 posing for a mug shot-- drunk, with no make-up! Think of this next time you see a photo of Lindsay Lohan. . .
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
She was a major coke-head. How in hell could anyone be so darn perky all the time without it?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Has anyone ever bought any of that junk Suzanne Somers sells on HSN ? There's nothing that Suzanne Sommers won't sell. I've seen her selling furniture, clothes, food appliances etc. I tune in for the banter between Suzanne and Colleen Lopez and the crazy fake call-ins that gush over that junk.
It would be funny if they had some real-life crank call-in. Maybe Joyce De Witt disguising her voice.
ehh, i'd still bend her over whatever was convenient to bend someone over
everyones entitled to a bad day
and she was the hot one
but I don't think anyone but she and I *got it*
Always loved her in "Three's" and thought she was hotter than Suzanne and the other blonde gal...hope she gets it together. That was a stupid stunt.
Never mind the fact that Janet has meth face (not drunk face). I won't dispute that. What I want to know is - What in the hot buttered hell was this bitch doing in El Segundo?
*in my best Jack Tripper voice* OH JANET HOW COULD YOU????? :P
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what would crissy snow have to say about this?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
She has a huge chip on her shoulder because Suzanne Somers was "the hot one".
I know how she feels, because when I'd go out with my sister, she was "the hot one" and most guys would pay attention to her first.
As Lana (the great Ann Wedgeworth) said in an episode where she struggled to make Janet understand what she was explaining to her: "I thought Chrissy was the stupid one!!"
I don't like this! She is old enough to know better.
Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 3:39pm.
I'm sure this is all a crazy mix up hijinx. It'll all get straightened out in the end and they'll also find her upper lip.
LOL
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Does it need to be said? Call a fucking CAB. Or stagger home on your own drunken, wobbly legs.
$5000 bail?! Those cunts Bitchie, Blowhan, and Parisite only got slapped with around a thousand!
How the hell was she driving drunk? She looks so fucking awake! I'm surprised she didn't hypnotize the cop with those eyes and pull an Obi Won on him.
Janet: "I am not the drunk you're looking for."
Cop: "You're not the drunk I'm looking for. Move along." (shakes head vigorously as car pulls away)
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So sad.
I think folks are more famous for their mug shots than their successes.
What a way to go out, baby! I guess Suzanne Somers is the last one standing... and laughing. *l*
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Call a fuckin' cab people or stay at home, damn.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I fucking despise drunk drivers. The scourge of the earth. Irresponsible murderous bastards!!
ACK! i like nice janet picture better! bad janet! but aww i still have love~
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
She has an awesome condo on Ocean Ave
I'm sure this is all a crazy mix up hijinx. It'll all get straightened out in the end and they'll also find her upper lip.
Oh, ok... quick pic change-up there.
Still love my Joyce.
MK- Maybe you should do a side-by-side. She looks more like the frog from "Mr. Toads Wild Ride" and less like the responsible Janet I knew and loved.
What a way to make a come-back. "I'm a Drunk Celebrity, Get Me Outta This Cell."
I always preferred her over the stereotypical dumb blonde, Chrissy.
AND she looks fab for 60. Fab, naturally.
xerquina she's from Three's Company
I think she lokos pretty good for 60!
LMAO @ Race Bannon and The Regal Beagle
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Link to mug shot on TMZ: http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/06/joyce-dewitt-mug-shot/
It's gotta be Larry's fault.
I love this woman!
Drunk driving is bad though.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
That picture on TMZ is really sad (or funny if you're a heartless SOB).
"Drove right through a police barricade"...Yikes...she must have been soooo hammered! My husband has never seen "Three's Company", does anyone know if TV Land or anything still shows it?
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 3:05pm.
Janet, you were supposed to be the goody-two-shoes one!
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OOPS! I mean Joyce - whatever.
Janet, you were supposed to be the goody-two-shoes one!
Joyce... GIRL... you can get a ride.. c'mon now..
every queen in LA would have def offered you a ride
that shit aint funny, I cant believe the Regal Beagle wouldnt phone for you a cab...
I swear Im so sick of this dui/ dwi/ shit!
the booze co.s are gonna have to start running shuttle buses !
Joyce!! You could have hurt somebody!!!
Great now I am going to have that theme song in my head all night now.
Mrs. Roper was the hot bitch from that show just for the clothing/accessories alone!
Submitted by Solaera on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 2:39pm.
MK needs to replace that photo of Joyce with the mugshot on TMZ...Lol.
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LOL too. You know if he does the words 'crack' and 'ho' will appear...
mike on Mon,
I love a girl who can hold a grudge
So she's still supposedly mad at Suzanne Somers??
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MK needs to replace that photo of Joyce with the mugshot on TMZ...Lol.
I've always liked Joyce but there is no excuse for drunk driving.
I've always loved Joyce. I love a girl who can hold a grudge (so long as it's not against me).
SCTV's Andrea Martin used to do a funny "Joyce DeHalfWit".
Has that Andrea Martin been a Hot Slut yet?
Here she is as Connie Francis, because "singers this depressing only come around once in a lifetime"
http://www.veoh.com/collection/SCTV/watch/v219381TkbKXKrG
"Stop Slapping My Face" is the best one.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 2:19pm.
Wonder if she was coming home from The Regal Beagle.
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i so want to hang at the regal beagle and have whatever they were having. mrs. roper always looked so chill with her glass of wine~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
awwww! i HEART janet!@
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I blame Chrissy's cousin Cindy the klutz.