Monday, July 6th 2009

Kate Hudson Is Not Listening To Her Mother

Apparently, Goldie Hawn thinks that her daughter Kate Hudson needs to stop bouncing on A-Rod's veiny roid stick. Goldie also thinks that Kate needs to stick some Fen Phen pills up her cooze, so it won't be as hongray for dick! Kate is not listening to her mother. She is obviously still busting vagina bombs all over A-Roid's dude tittays.

At a Yankees game on Friday night, Kate was front row cheering on A-Roid as he hit his 564th home run.

I'm actually a little surprised that these two twats are still together. Maybe it really true true love? Hah. And HAH. I'm also a little surprised that I've never really noticed that Kate looks like the bastard love child of Brit Brit and Dopey.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by JillyPoo on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:15pm.
*vomits* ew talk about a 6 degrees of him and kate.

I would feel much safer with 600 degrees separating me from either of them.

LOL same here

"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:26pm.

I love it when you talk dirty!

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freebird's picture

I would like to thank the guy in thumbnail #7 for coughing on her. He obviously got a whiff of her desperation.

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pull your damn top up whore!
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I need to know WTF is up with that bracelet. Is it the Starbucks logo?
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right back at ya MizRo! kate will pretty much fuck anyone, no?

Her ex husband must be so glad to get rid of that ho-bag. Is that Eliza-bitch Hassle-douche sitting beside her? oi vey

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:19pm.
Beats fucking the homely waitress from Dave & Busters
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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:15pm.
*vomits* ew talk about a 6 degrees of him and kate.

I would feel much safer with 600 degrees separating me from either of them.

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PROSTITUTION WHORE!

Applies to either one.

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Beats fucking the homely waitress from Dave & Busters...

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Spoiled's picture

Looking at thumbnail #3, I thought, "Wow, she actually has a bit of boobage now"..., but then a click on thumbnail #5 proves it's only a strapless bra...
LOL at the birth control! I thought the same thing...

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bwahahahhahha!!! DWM!!
Oh god, imagine these 2 sexing it up... Know what, I can't!
To me, neither is sexy nor desirable: I've been thisclose to him and his wife long time ago at a pizza place and I wasn't impressed, at all.

And we all know how I feel about her. *gag*

These two bore me, but with all due respect, who DOES listen to their mother when it comes to dating advice (before you make mistakes, that is)?

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Kate makes Chestica look less desperate....she must be grateful for that!

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Submitted by JillyPoo on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:12pm.
Oh man, all the STDs these 2 must be swapping.... *shudders*

*vomits* ew talk about a 6 degrees of him and kate.

"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."

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Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:09pm.
CantStandBitches: Seriously...
DirtyWhoreMouth: bwahahahahaha!! Is that her diaphram or Yaz?

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Oh man, all the STDs these 2 must be swapping.... *shudders*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:03pm.

Is that her birth control hanging off her wrist?
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It looks like one of those new Off bug repellent things. You can clip it on yourself. Still fug, though.

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CantStandBitches: Seriously...
DirtyWhoreMouth: bwahahahahaha!! Is that her diaphram or Yaz?

skinny fat!!!!! *muah*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:03pm.

Is that her birth control hanging off her wrist?
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O THAT's how she gets them!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:03pm.

Is that her birth control hanging off her wrist?
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That is what I thought at first, too! But it's just a huge, ugly bracelet.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:03pm.
Is that her birth control hanging off her wrist?

Bahahahahaha! I know wtf is that!

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looks like she's having trouble keeping her shirt on. i hate this self-absorbed one hit movie wonder twat.

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Is that her birth control hanging off her wrist?

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Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:01pm.
Hudson irks the shit out of me.

Ugly, inside and out; only successful due to nepotism, and when is she with her son? When?

The stream of men in and out of her bedroom is really great for a growing boy, non?

preach it sista!

"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."

Mother Superior's picture

I knew the brown hair would not last long.
Why is she famous again? Obviously not for her non-existing acting talent. Because her mum and dad are famous? Wow! :S

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Two desperate, annoying, attention-starved bitches in a row. I'm sensing a theme here, MK.

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MizRo's picture

Hudson irks the shit out of me.

Ugly, inside and out; only successful due to nepotism, and when is she with her son? When?

The stream of men in and out of her bedroom is really great for a growing boy, non?

Raul Duke's picture

First Lady Caca now this Scud, fuck, give us a break dude!

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I want Vadge to make a play for A-Roid again just to spite Hudson.

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angel_i's picture

She looks like Britney. If she ever went anywhere besides the store....

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Leave Dopey alone MK! He has way too much class and smarts to hook up with Brit or any of the ho's you write about.
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CantStandBitches's picture

is this the longest relationship(har har) she been in?

and whats up with her face? too much coke?

"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."

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That's pretty fucking desperate. He'll be dumping her soon.

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Race Bannon's picture

Is she trying to be a Native American Wonder Woman with that hideous bracelet?