Monday, July 6th 2009

Kate Hudson Is Not Listening To Her Mother

Apparently, Goldie Hawn thinks that her daughter Kate Hudson needs to stop bouncing on A-Rod's veiny roid stick. Goldie also thinks that Kate needs to stick some Fen Phen pills up her cooze, so it won't be as hongray for dick! Kate is not listening to her mother. She is obviously still busting vagina bombs all over A-Roid's dude tittays.

At a Yankees game on Friday night, Kate was front row cheering on A-Roid as he hit his 564th home run.

I'm actually a little surprised that these two twats are still together. Maybe it really true true love? Hah. And HAH. I'm also a little surprised that I've never really noticed that Kate looks like the bastard love child of Brit Brit and Dopey.

Posted by: Michael K


Khensu Hetep's picture

Does A-Rod (I don't think I know him by his real name)have a cock made of chocolate, or what? What attracts women to this man? I don't get it. I'm not impressed.

Anyway, they belong together. That way they can both enjoy going to their sophisticated little swinger bars every Tuesday and both vanish from the press. Forever.

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EvCo33's picture

She plays to break a home run record of her own

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Sluts never prosper

rukiddingme's picture

Right on Athina.

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angel_i's picture

Ok, this put me to sleep. Nitol, forrealsthistime:)

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i know that im new to this whole game... that being said, hes an amazing baseball player. she used to be cute...almost famous anyone? for his athletic skills and that movie i give them two more weeks before im done.

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Sibsi's picture

Don't like this bitch, so it's fitting that she seems to hook up with the grossest, most assholish bastards out there.

Oh and I thought this was J. Lo at first when I saw the main picture of her.

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Not really one of my favorite actresses. Seems like she and Britney should be bff's. Hell, they probably use the same brand of douche after a night on the town! As for her total self-absorption, blame that on her mother. Have any of you read Goldie's autobiography? It was the worst piece of shit I'd ever read in my life! I used to idolize Goldie, but the neverending rambling crap about how "evolved" she has become without writing a single objective thing about her life really turned me off. Watch out, Hollywood...Gwyneth's GOOP is catching.

original putas's picture

I like her, leave her alone!
Her movies are fun and lighthearted. nothing wrong with that at all.
A-rod on the other hand is a sleazy whore. I'm sorry for kate, because he'll be done with her soon enough. For her sake I hope shes just in it for a good time.

Vermithrax's picture

No one is listening to Kate Hudson either.

Sayonara's picture

She can't go 5 mins without a man.

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joe shmoe's picture

A-Rod confuses me. I thought he dug bulked up she-males but now he's with someone who's built like a teenage boy....stop the presses!! I think I'm on to something here...

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Vendicare's picture

In the main picture, is the whore showing us that she has her birth control pills with her? Strapped to her wrist for immediate reach?

JosiePussycat's picture

Triple Ugh...That bitch is such an evil hippie.

First, why does she have wedding bands on her left hand?

Second, why are her clothes falling off her? Is she that shitfaced that she can't keep the shirt on the shoulder?

Finally, where is her son? why not bring the kid to a baseball game? AND why the fuck is A-Roid hanging out with all these celebrities all of a sudden? How many times has he been benched since swapping spits with Hudson!?

And the reason she no longer appears cute, is because she's weathered! Watching this woman go through men is exhausting to watch and b/c of it she's lost her appeal. GO the hell home and spend time with your child!!!

MizRo's picture

Stoney: I actually liked her in "Almost Famous", forgot that one.

She's become a "character" actress since: all those cutesy, romancey roles... *gag*

michaels queen's picture

This will last for a few more weeks and then she will be on the next peen that walks by. HO.

(michael sheen's queen, that is)

thing1's picture

Well she looks a hell of a lot better than Madonna. He took like 12 giant steps up at least!

MizRo's picture

I'm with Mr. Dirk Diggler. Totally represents...

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:03pm.
Is that her birth control hanging off her wrist?
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That was exactly my first thought too! Haha...
She looks very white trashy here...Her face is going sour very quickly.

you'd think she could do better than a kinda almost kneegrow

xerquina's picture

kate hudson isn't good looking at all.

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is that mischa barton hanging out in the background?

Dirk Diggler's picture

I hate that cunt. She represents everything I hate about Hollywood.

Athina's picture

Is this whore ever with her kid? She spends 90% of her life off chasing dick somewhere. Why is she famous? If it wasn't for her mother and the plastic surgery she had to fix her pancake-flat face and potato nose, this dumb bitch would be working in the mall at the Piercing Pagoda.

DR.FUNK's picture

MK...I'm impressed that you bothered to read the sports feed long enough to know that A-Rod was going for homer #546.Actually it was homerun #567...but no matter.You were in the ballpark.We'll make you sports savvy sooner or later.

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Kate Hudson's birth control pill bracelet has turned her into a crush object for me.<3

Katt's picture

She's always looked mildly retarded to me.
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Stoney's picture

The argument kinda works both ways. If you're going to say that it pisses you off when celebrity spawn have successful Hollywood careers, you at least have to acknowledge that it wouldn't be fair the other way around to deny them a chance at a career just because of who their parents happen to be.

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The Audrey's picture

She's not looking all that great anymore. Don't hate me, but it's true. She used to be cute, so wtf happened?

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:50pm.
I don't get why people say she has no talent. I thought she was pretty good in Almost Famous and You, Me and Dupree.

*psst* i agree.

she just needs to stop making movies with that mcconahey guy.

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Race Bannon's picture

My boyfriend and I liked her in How to Lose a Guy in 10 days.

how convient for her. I had no idea they made birth control swatch watches

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in thumbnail 7 is that WHORE IMITATING WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN SHE TAKES A SHIT!!!!

Stoney's picture

I don't get why people say she has no talent. I thought she was pretty good in Almost Famous and You, Me and Dupree.

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paris herpes's picture

She looks low rent and desperate by the end of those series of pics. LOL! I'd also like to thank the dude that coughed on her, he probably got a whiff of the DESPERATE perfume she wears. And while I was looking through posts right now I totally thought this was Brit Brit at first glance! Girlfriend needs to listen to her mama!

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loozer's picture

Evertyime I try to hate on Kate, this song lyric stops me:
Be kind to your fine feathered friends
For a duck may be somebody's mother...

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snowpiece's picture

the albino child with the Sharpee obviously wants Kate to draw her on some eyebrowns, she has mistaken KHud for a chola (maybe due to her choice of BF)
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kdracofan's picture

I don't see it.

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Monkey ears! Me offended!

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Stock Broker's picture

I wonder how many times during the day she's texting the Free Clinic???

Someone needs to teach her to keep her legs crossed every once in a while.

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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:26pm.

I would like to thank the guy in thumbnail #7 for coughing on her. He obviously got a whiff of her desperation.

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LMAO!!

You know, these famewhores kill me. She could have sat in a box or a VIP area. Instead, she sits right behind home plate guaranteeing she will be photographed and on TV.

Then next week she will be bitching about all the paps and no privacy.

sugar free's picture

I always thought she looked like the whiter version of JLo.

And what the hell?! Is she undressing during the course of the game? So trampy.

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Mawy's picture

LMAO! That does look like birth control on her wrist! hahahahaha! The images I am getting from this *shudder*
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Why isn't her son with her at the ballgame? And don't tell me that little girl with the Sharpie is asking for this ho's autograph because there is no way a kid that small knows who the hell she is.

snowpiece's picture

LOL free, when I saw it up close and realized it's just some damn ugly bead thingee I was let down.
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MizRo's picture

skinny fat: anyone, anywhere.

I hate that they call her "Manslinger" too...

Race Bannon's picture

Jon Lovitz looks so much younger with longer hair.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 1:25pm.
I need to know WTF is up with that bracelet. Is it the Starbucks logo?
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OMG!! That's what I thought!!! Turns out its just an ugly bracelet, but I thought it was from the cup or something. Leave it to this famewhore to try to suck up Brit's family crest. (Starbucks mixed with the Kraft logo)