Monday, July 6th 2009
Jared Leto Stops Fighting The Hot
For a while there, Jared Leto was looking like a member of the most broke ass Nirvana cover band of all-time. Jared probably got sick of Courtney Love chasing after him while shouting about FRAUD and the evil doers at AMEX, because he finally took a Flowbee to his hair! The return of Jordan Catalano! May our fuck holes unite in song: HALLELUJAHZ!
Is it just me or does Jared's hair look like the spawn of Kate Gosselin's rabid possum in certain angles? YES! That's one way to keep Jon Gosselin from humping your back in a dimly lit bar.
Here's Jared trolling Malibu the other day with Heidi Montag's former fake boss Brent Bolthouse. Why do I know this piece of utterly useless information? Weep for me.
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Fuckity FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!! I missed this shit yesterday!?!?UGH!
HOT HOT HOT HOT! What I have been saying forever, Jared is HOT!
it doesnt matter what J does with his hair, his make-up or the way the dresses, he will always be the sweetest piece of ass in hollywierd. do yall realize he is 38? he will have that "doesnt ever age" thang going on like johnny depp. they will both make beautiful corpses.
as for the question that he and blohan dated, let me comment on this one. [i know just about everything about this mu'erfucka, been obsessed with his ass for about 20 yrs now...kinda scary i know] jared and BloHo were fucking all through the making of 'Chapter 27". when the film completed, he 'conveniently' had to start a euoropean tour with his band. she was madly in love with him and wanted to marry him. he has humped parasite hilton, brit brit the cheeto bitch, scarjo, one of those olson freaks, cammy diaz, angelina, a few porn stars here and there while on tour, and i even think he and RayAnn Graff were humping during 'my so-called'. anything else yall would like to know about my sweet baby, just holla!
Ahaha he even has the plaid.
I don't care how much of a douchebag he's supposed to be. I would do things to him that defy the laws of nature and physics.
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WOW. Whatever he's doin, it does a body good!
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Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:41pm.
BTW 3rd thumbnail looks like he has a pretty package.
I only see Michael Jackson.
I love Leto. Can't help it.
Watched "Chapter 27" last night...no bad, but GOD does LOHAN SUUUUUUCK!!!
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I don't get his "hotness" at all.
Horrible, round piggy eyes. Yuck.
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he should just show his massive peen, according to reports. we haven't had a good celeb penis in months.
Dude, Brent Bolthouse is FUG.
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Get in Line matey, there are thousands others in the "I want to sex Jared Leto" line and it is Zac that looks like Jared not the other way round, Zac stole Jareds look.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:51am.
I didn't realize how much he looks like Zac Efron until now.
I used to hate this guy, now I kind of want to do the sex to him.
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Guess he finally figured out how to use a tooth brush, soap and water.
Was the rumor that he dated Lindsay Lohan true?
Come at me bitch!
Where is M.E.???
JARED!!!!
He does look HWAT!!!!
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I wonder who called who to ask "what are you wearing" before they met up to go out.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:11pm.
Ok...I'm still in love with Jared Leto....been in love with him for years and I'm 38!...that's kind of pathetic and maybe a little pervy????
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Not pervy. He was born in 71, so you are the same age.
Plus, it's Hollywood, so was probably really born in 67 or 68.
Thank god Jared brought back the Jordan Catalano, he is looking delicious! Mmmmmm! As for the useless info about whoever he's walking with, I have the same problem MK, I just know way to much of that shit...I need to get a life or more importantly a job! LOL!
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Ive always loved him, no matter what stage of fuckery he was in, but he is looking better these days...Loved him and his look in Requiem, junkified and all....Hot, hot, hot....Yummmmo
BTW 3rd thumbnail looks like he has a pretty package.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 12:11pm.
Ok...I'm still in love with Jared Leto....been in love with him for years and I'm 38!...that's kind of pathetic and maybe a little pervy????
Not pervy at all because isn't he 37 or close to it? And I think that Zac Efron has stolen his look from the Jordan Catalano playbook. Jared and his band are getting ready to release a new album hence the better look.
i womder what leto is upto these days
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He looks better with sunglasses on. His eyes are kind of beady. Pretty color though. Nice bod. His personality ruins the whole thing for me though. Just don't care about him at all. Smells like a famewhore.
I always had a crush on Jordan Catalano too.
His eyes are WAY too close together though, but he wears it well.
He looks really good but he is such a douche.
ooooooooh.....YUM.
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Submitted by PussyCow on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:58am.
OMG I totally care!! Spill it!!
Brent Bolthouse looks like the Mama Gorg from Fraggle Rock, eh?
see? http://i43.tinypic.com/25uobb9.jpg
I saw him at Burbank airport a year ago. He had a man bitch with him. He was really, really skinny and just seemed like a prick.
Eh, he looks better than usual, but I have never really paid THAT attention to him. Even when he looked less hot, I just always took for granted that he was a decent looking guy. I did like him in "Requiem for a Dream" though.
Ok...I'm still in love with Jared Leto....been in love with him for years and I'm 38!...that's kind of pathetic and maybe a little pervy????
PussyCow cool thanks for the info, I don't think I have ever known anyone who appeared on dlisted....
savor the moment! LOL
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:47am.
This has nothing to do with anything, but Jared's friend looks like a middle aged Roman emperor or American Indian chief might look like if they got their hair cut at Carlton Hair International and then shopped at H&M at the same mall.
LOL! I don't know why I'm laughing so hard, because that's sooooo accurate.
He is looking kinda cute still too douchey for my taste
Submitted by PussyCow on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:58am.
Snowpiece: more info since I will probably never know anyone that appears on DListed ever again (except for Christina Ricci who I keep telling people was a hardcore lesbian with a live in chick she called her wife, but no one ever seems to care):
I care! Do tell more if you have anything to add to that. I always got the lesbian vibe from her, but people told me I was just being silly.
Zac Efron's stunt double warrants a post?!
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Snowpiece: more info since I will probably never know anyone that appears on DListed ever again (except for Christina Ricci who I keep telling people was a hardcore lesbian with a live in chick she called her wife, but no one ever seems to care): Brent was hot in school and always very popular. We were in the same misfit clique (the punk rockers early 80's), but he was a few years older than me. His family was very religious. Although they weren't rich, they had more more money than a lot of people in town. He is adopted and has one sister. That is the extent of everything I know about that guy.
He's looking very Sam Ronson.
Letgo of my Leto
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Is he working on a movie? That's usually the only time he looks non-homeless. Keanu Reeves is the same way.
THANK GOD he cleaned it up!
I used to live for this guy when he was Jordan Catalano on My So-Called Life.
See! The scoop neckline looks so much more elegant.
Actually, he looked like Tobey Maguire at first glance.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 07/06/2009 - 11:47am.
This has nothing to do with anything, but Jared's friend looks like a middle aged Roman emperor or American Indian chief might look like if they got their hair cut at Carlton Hair International and then shopped at H&M at the same mall.
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LOLOLOLOL!
Ok, you win. He does.
I'm still laughing - I wasn't expecting you to be so dead on.
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He's lookin' ok except for the tired eyes. Get'm while he's still hot folks.
PussyCow she worked in his office, like a receptionist or something on the show
so you can answer my question about him, does he "come from money"
edit Oh you did, thanks!
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Snowpiece: re: Bolthouse: Not a rich family at all. A middle class family in the high desert of California.