Ron Weasley Has The Oinks
Before we start, I just need to say that the new equation is: Ginges + A Chocolate Fountain = HEAVEN. Now that I've gotten that out of the way....
20-year-old Rupert Grint is eating Jello and watching The Golden Girls today, because he is laid up due to the SWINE FLU! Rupert's spokeswhore issued a statement which basically said he got the pork ills while shooting the next Harry Potter movie:
"It has just been confirmed that Rupert Grint has taken a few days out of filming due to a mild bout of swine flu. He has now recovered and is looking forward to joining his fellow cast members at the junket and premieres this week and will then return to filming directly afterwards."
Doctors say that Rupert isn't contagious and is healthy enough to attend the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince premiere in London this Tuesday.
If I was fluent in Hogwartnese I'd add some shit about how Professor Snape should make him a healing potion using the nectar that drips out of Harry Potter's skin wand. Or something. Oh and I'd say the word "muggles" a few times, because all my Harry Potterhead friends use that shit a lot.
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Yum!!! He's so cute! Hope he feels better soon!
I'm thinkig MK knows more Potterese than he's letting on...otherwise how would he know Professor Snape would be the one to go to for a healing potion? Hmmmm???
I'm convinced this is just an unflattering photo. Rupert doesn't usually look that "special."
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This guy is so NOT good looking to me. Dare I say I find him almost repulsive? Yuck.
I think the apparent chromosomal abnormalities *might* be what's turning you off, my dear.
This guy is so NOT good looking to me. Dare I say I find him almost repulsive? Yuck.
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Thank god I've never been to an event with a chocolate fountain. I would spend an embarrassing amount of time glued to it if I was allowed.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
The dude would be cute (I'm a ginge-fanatic, too, MK) if he didn't look like he was suffering from "a mild bout" of the Downs...
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If I was fluent in Hogwartnese I'd add some shit about how Professor Snape should make him a healing potion using the nectar that drips out of Harry Potter's skin wand. Or something. Oh and I'd say the word "muggles" a few times, because all my Harry Potterhead friends use that shit a lot.
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LMFAO! I can't even imagine how it would be if MK were fluent in Hogwartnese. Potterhfans should send MK a few DVD's and books in order to convert you to Potterism. Think about the lines he would deliver. Think about the children!!!
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-"Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 2:20pm."
Probably!. It was nasty, but the people organizing the "fancy" event are also nasty and cheap. Too bad your brother can't be hired, man.
I love chocolate and that crap broke my heart. haha!.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 2:16pm.
-"Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 1:19pm."
And it tastes as such!. That's the nastiest kind of chocolate I have ever eaten, worse than the liquid Hershey's chocolate. It's some sort of liquid thing made with water, sugary syrup and brown dye.
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O man! Really!? What I had was SO pure! MmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmMMMmmmm. I want a chocolate fountain now!
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ewwww i don't know why our dear author is obsessed with ginges. yuuuucckkk oooo there is nothing more unattractive than a ginge guy. just... ewwwwwwy. it's prbly why there aren't as many red heads as their are other colors cuz of that whole survival of the strongest and most attractive gene shit and red head dudes arn't considers prime hot material. k so on to the swine flu shit this article makes me laugh cuz are they SURE it was swine flu. I mean this shit is almost or was (what do i know i'm stuck in the asshole of the earth) declared pandemic and he just had a "mild" case. Are they sure he didn't just have regular flu. I mean swine flue isn't something pple are saying aw ya know just a little case of sniffles back to work. ppl are DYING from this shit.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 2:16pm.
Damn, someone must have given you some cheap, bad shit. My brother has been renting these fountains out for years as a side business. Maybe its because he went to culinary art school, because he won't put cheap chocolate in those fountains.
Fuck the Harry Potter movies, I am still pissed that they moved them from Christmas time to Summer. I've had to hear the endless nagging from my son since last year about this damn movie!
On another note: Hmmmmm, chocolate fountain food....
-"Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 1:19pm."
And it tastes as such!. That's the nastiest kind of chocolate I have ever eaten, worse than the liquid Hershey's chocolate. It's some sort of liquid thing made with water, sugary syrup and brown dye.
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Rupes looks like he'd give you the kind of orgasms that start slowly with toe curls and end with your eyes fixed in their sockets.
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Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 1:19pm.
@Richiegay.. I love chocolate as much as the next person, but seeing it in this form makes me kind of queasy. Looks like diarrhea. *blech*
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MMmmm...have you never experienced a chocolate fountain! Mmmmmm...it doesn't look gross at all in life - this lighting is not cool and his hair is WAY too close to that thing. The only fountains I've ever enjoyed were set pretty deep in the middle of some ornament so you couldn't get that close. But MAN! S'like heaven! There are SO many things you can dip in chocolate....MmmmmMMMmmmmmmmMMMMmmmm...
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That fucking sucks. England is mid crazy outbreak with this shit (something like 100,000 new cases predicted per day) and apparently pregnant women are really at risk for getting the nasty dose of this shit and my husband works in public transportation. I'm making him bathe in hand sanitizer and anti bacterial wipes when he's at work so he dont bring this shit home to me.
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Agree totally, and not even close to sanitary.!!!
@Richiegay.. I love chocolate as much as the next person, but seeing it in this form makes me kind of queasy. Looks like diarrhea. *blech*
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
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Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
@Richiegay.. I love chocolate as much as the next person, but seeing it in this form makes me kind of queasy. Looks like diarrhea. *blech*
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
My hands smell like seafood.
Chocolate Fountains??? Is this an American thingy or did some other ho's do it first?
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
I'm not into the Harry Potter crap, but I saw an interview about him and when he went to buy his "I'm rich now so I gotta get a cool ride", he bought a fully stocked ice cream truck. That's bad ass.
"...nectar that drips out of Harry Potter's skin wand"...really, MK? I would have to saw that's the official line of the day.
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This kid's hilarious. He definitely has more personality than the other two.
Snape COULD heal him, but everyone knows Snape hates the Weasleys.
"Ron Weasley Has The Oinks". I peed my kilt reading this!
Heres to hoping he is back in top form and squealing like Ned Beatty real soon!!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I send a flock of owls to deliver get well wishes. Sorry, but he was kinda the oinky one. Hermione had the best hair.
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I actually see some sexy on that guy in this pic. Go figure.
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He really isn't a looker, is he? Having said that, I'd hit him way hard and way, way over Daniel "Ehhh" Radcliffe.
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Maybe he fucked a Mexican?