Joey Chestnut Is Triumphant Again!
For the third straight year in a row, Joey Chestnut won Nathan's Famous July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest today at Coney Island. Joey also set the new world record by swallowing 68 hot dogs (and their buns) in 10-minutes. Joey's arch rival, Takeru Kobayashi, was hoping to snatch back the crown, but he fell short with 64 dogs. Kobayashi, who is a six-time hot dog eating champion, came in second place. My personal favorite bitch, Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas, beat the female record with 41 dogs.
It's always hard for me to watch this shit without getting stomach seizures, because they make delicious hot dogs look like something Parasite Hilton's vag coughed up.
Somewhere in Australia, Tommy Girl is trying to beat Joey's record by gobbling up 69 juicy weenies and 69 soggy buns in 10-minutes. Tommy can do it!
Clip of Joey's road to victory below:
They look like they are all in the process of dying...This seems like such a foolish & gross thing to want to be a massive success at doing.
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I wrote exactly what I think about these kind of activities on my blog:
http://rantbomb.com/2009/07/05/554/
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This is all kinds of disgusting and is barf-worthy. Fitting that an American would win.... Ok, over that now. I feel like having a chili cheese dog ... or two.
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Joey Chestnut is a true American hero!
I love how these people are always talking about how they're finely tuned athletic machines that spend months preparing their body for these competitions. That's what I'm going to tell myself next time I say "Fuck it" and hit the drive through. I'm "training" and "staying in shape".
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Once again , Kobayashi's androgynous hotness scarfing hot dogs gets me all atwitter .
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In my college course (Nutrition and Diet)we deal with the facts of digestion. They stress it's SO important to chew properly and take your time when eating.
When I see these guys indulging in this senseless gluttony I feel sick.
It makes me feel better to know they will experience awful indigestion and long term eating like that can really destroy their digestive system.
Don't compete eating loads of food when others starve.
Collect and share ;)
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Not that I condone such a pathetic and wasteful competition, but I guess I'm really desensitized by everything else that this really isn't a big deal to me. Everyone knows this silly little contest is a desperate call for shock value anyway.
Just like everything else.
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They need to host a Slim Jim eating contest. I'd win that sucker.
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What I miss?
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What I miss?
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*little sock monkey yawn* *throwing last lit firecracker at Dlisted sluts in the room*
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*grabbing favorite pillow & jumping back into hamper* *closing lid*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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night, my2!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Jeebus, dlisters are dropping faster than Tommy's pants at gay Mardi Gras!
I suppose I should do something productive... gah!
Night all you foxes and cockses!
*extra hugs for socky and a pinch on the butt for TV*
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 12:03am.
@ Sock-Monkey
lol..must.. resist urge.. to pshop peen in Tommy's hand...
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As long as it ain't ron hubbard's shriveled old peen! Tommy Girl's got that shit in an air tight glass case next to that bottle of barley water he keeps next to his bed.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 07/05/2009 - 12:03am.
He's accustomed to meat in places other than his mouth, so they'll have that in common.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:51pm.
Makes him an honorary Hilton.
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LOL! Me thinks brother Barron might enjoy his company...*muttering*..if ya know what I'm sayin'.....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@ Sock-Monkey
lol..must.. resist urge.. to pshop peen in Tommy's hand...
Katie looks like a zombie, so nothing new there.
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Submitted by ESE on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:54pm.
alrighty then, folks... off to do the dishes... oh, yeah... TV, if you're still here.... DUCK SEASON!!!... HAHAHAHA!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
see ya ESE..night!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:49pm.
@ Sock-Monkey -- same could be asked of Tommy Girl, great question suggestion!
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Ha! Ha! Tommy Girl in that birthday pic looks as if he's perfected holding the weinie! *evil laugh*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
alrighty then, folks... off to do the dishes... oh, yeah... TV, if you're still here.... DUCK SEASON!!!... HAHAHAHA!!
see ya, folks!!
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Nite, xerq!
Bring on the gold lame!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:46pm.
i think it makes him... uummm... popular
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LOL! Hello, Mr. Man!
Well, he can always work at a bathhouse.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:44pm.
Swallowing that many weiners all in one sitting - does that make Joey a whore?
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Makes him an honorary Hilton.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@ Chirio -- sweeeeet
@ Sock-Monkey -- same could be asked of Tommy Girl, great question suggestion!
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night, xerquina... have a good one... or, at least a medium one!
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some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."