This Bitch Knows How To Party
The police officers in Torrington, CT are a bunch of fun killers. 41-year-old Mindy Lomento was just trying to get her dick on when the police showed up to break up the fucking fuck fun. Yeah, Mindy was doing it in the woods where everyone could see, but what was a bitch supposed to do? By the looks of her meth face, you know she probably smoked up all her motel money, so she had no choice! Besides, Mother Nature created the woods just so nasty whores could do sex in there. The truth.
Mindy is a freak, because homegirl was caught with two dudes: 34-year-old Gregory WANKlin (the surprised piece in the red t-shirt below) and 24-year-old David Perry (the shirtless hunk below). The bitch who called 911 said they witnessed Mindy doing sex stuff with David Perry. When the cops showed up, they caught Gregory's dick in Mindy's coochie jar. They were all arrested for public indecency.
Even though the police are not right, I'm happy Mindy was arrested, because now the world has this beautiful mug shot. It's obvious why all the peens in the yard want to hit it. They just can't get enough of Mindy's orgasm face. And I have a feeling that Mindy's O face is the same as her OD face. Bitch is my kind.
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P.S. Why is her hair wet? Nevermind.
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Happy 4th everybody..
These 3 are soemthing else, and I'm going to use this as anopen post cuz nobody would give a fuck.. righ?
I fucking hate fucking mother fuckers who have nothing else to do than sniff around my bussines and get it fucking wrong. ahhhhhhhhh
thanks I feel a lot better.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
OMG LOLZ at this one. I grew up near Torrington in a little town called Sharon and lemme tell ya those Torrington bitches ain't right so I am really not suprised at this. If they aren't prostitutes then they're def meth head losers
I once had a threesome but not the good kind.
--The Todd, Scrubs
I'm a CT resident, and in that very same town, some dude got mollywhopped, because he was having loud sex w/ some chick, and teenagers thought she was being attacked, so they commenced to beat his ass.
I'm obviously living in the wrong damn CT town.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
good to see Dlist is not vacant, just got back from drinking with a group of Mexicans...they've got iron livers!
on topic;
that bitch can't be any older than blohan.
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Gregory has that, I'm getting my ass kicked when my old lady sees this shit" look on his face.
Damn if you are going to cheat, please don't cheat on me with a busted $2 whore.
No words...
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all three of these dolls are hot to trot. i'd do any one of them for a vodka and cock. i mean coke.
hamble the doll
karma is a bitch
My ribs ache from laughing so hard at this post. MK writes comedy GOLD! Fucking fuck fun!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
LOL@the red T-shirt guy:
What? I thought I was fuckin' a ho! She's a ho, right? I can fuck a ho, right? What's the world coming to when you can't fuck a ho in the street?!?
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Oh, I thought it was Drew Barrymore.
LOL! I just couldn't get past: "fun killers" and that picture! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Got Dang! These people need to have baybays. We need some goodlookin smart kids in this wurld...
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rofl!! ahhh shit!! ahahahahahaha
Coma Caca!!
Looks like the cops washed girlfriend down in Black Flag and Raid.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Now we have the answer to that age-old question: does a crackie fuck in the woods?
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 5:59pm.
Well at least on the bright side no wolves will be responsible for raising another bastard discarded in the bracken in 9 months time...
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Thorny, I don't think I've heard the word 'bracken' since I read "Wuthering Heights'...*sigh*..lovely word.
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"You gotta get up close, like this- and bada bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit"~ Jimmy Caan, as Sonny Corleone in 'The Godfather', improvising and creating the term 'bada bing.'
Well at least on the bright side no wolves will be responsible for raising another bastard discarded in the bracken in 9 months time...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
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