This Bitch Knows How To Party
The police officers in Torrington, CT are a bunch of fun killers. 41-year-old Mindy Lomento was just trying to get her dick on when the police showed up to break up the fucking fuck fun. Yeah, Mindy was doing it in the woods where everyone could see, but what was a bitch supposed to do? By the looks of her meth face, you know she probably smoked up all her motel money, so she had no choice! Besides, Mother Nature created the woods just so nasty whores could do sex in there. The truth.
Mindy is a freak, because homegirl was caught with two dudes: 34-year-old Gregory WANKlin (the surprised piece in the red t-shirt below) and 24-year-old David Perry (the shirtless hunk below). The bitch who called 911 said they witnessed Mindy doing sex stuff with David Perry. When the cops showed up, they caught Gregory's dick in Mindy's coochie jar. They were all arrested for public indecency.
Even though the police are not right, I'm happy Mindy was arrested, because now the world has this beautiful mug shot. It's obvious why all the peens in the yard want to hit it. They just can't get enough of Mindy's orgasm face. And I have a feeling that Mindy's O face is the same as her OD face. Bitch is my kind.
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I grew up a town over from Torrington; It taught me the meaning of white trash hell-hole. And that was in the mid 80's. Every other town around it is the definition of New-Englandness. I wonder if this was near the Motel 6 or whatever the hell it is called now, because a couple of hookers have been murdered there over the years. T-Town, as it is know, does have a Dairy Queen, Super Stop-n-Shop, and Target so whenever I travel back East I wind up having to take a trip to this dominion of Satan. Thank God none of my questionable relatives were involved in this particular act of revulsion.
I remember seeing some pix of a homeless guy getting blown by a homeless gal in a garbage filled alley. I was thinking "Why is it so hard for me to get laid--even that dude is getting some..." ;)
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Submitted by sybil on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 8:55pm.
Isn't this nice...everyone is getting laid on the fourth of July except me!
She cleans up real nice. Not sure why anyone feels the need to call 911 just because angel's pullin' train. Whatever happened to looking the other way.
Hey, at least they weren't doing it in a porta potty!
LMMFAO
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
That whole fucking paragraph is poetry MK. LMAO
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Isn't this nice...everyone is getting laid on the fourth of July except me! Gregory Wanklin's face looks like something I flush down the toilet after my morning coffee!
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"Leave the gun, take the cannoli's" Michael K
she reminds me of my exes mom
What a stunning natural beauty. Mindy and David ain't bad either.
At first I thought that was Drew Barrymore. Hey! I'm SURE that IS Drew Barrymore!
ahhhahahahaha Torrington !! that's great!
My in-laws live in Torrington. It's a shithole.
This doesn't surprise me in the least.
Great, now it's illegal to pitch a tent in the forest. Where's she supposed to go to get some wood?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:51pm.
OT: What's wrong with having sex in the woods?
You obviously don't live somewhere where chiggers are prevalent.
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BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! LOL!!!
Submitted by KyLeo on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:56pm.
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Okay, now that's funny.
I'm not with the LEO anymore though.
They really shouldn't post my picture online without my permission.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
Sex in the woods is illegal and dangerous. You might just get more than you can bear.
Mike! I used a blanket, geesh... I mean, I would if I ever..
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:51pm.
OT: What's wrong with having sex in the woods?
You obviously don't live somewhere where chiggers are prevalent.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:27pm.
I am doing just fine. The weather is beautiful in Seattle (which is why I am in my basement talking to you).
And yourself?
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Glass half full, on the bright side, that sorta thing.
OT: What's wrong with having sex in the woods?
MK,if your listening, where do FIND shit like this??? If you only knew how many people I forward this stuff to... do a donation... I'll give!
On the bright side, she looks fresher than Lohan, seems less methed out than SamRo and acts less of a whore than Katey Price.
I am doing just fine. The weather is beautiful in Seattle (which is why I am in my basement talking to you).
And yourself?
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:24pm.
Speakit, as I live and breath.
You look mahvelous!!!
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Welll you know how I do.. *fixes lipstick*
How are ya, sweet cheeks?
Speakit, as I live and breath.
You look mahvelous!!!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
I swear this is Lindsay Lohan in about two years!!! I wonder what girlfriend was charging.
If she's not barren, I'm thinking approx. 9 mos. from now she'll be on the lookout for a Port-a-John.
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On the stairs I smoke a cigarette alone
Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below
Hey baby, it's the Forth of July!
Mrs. K, you hot young thang.. get over here and give me some sugah!!!!
That is a mental image I did not want, but too late.
Crackheads need love, too, ya know!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 6:04pm.
Now we have the answer to that age-old question: does a crackie fuck in the woods?
LOL!
I'm gonna need to see proof of a working cooch before I'm convinced that Mindy's female.
YOOHOO, PSL dahlink, here I am!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
MrsK is here? WTF? Hurrah!!!!!
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I need you tonight
Cause I'm not sleeping
- INXS
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 6:41pm.
Thanks... sometimes enough is enough, I'm not a violent person in real life, but I'm very close to become one. :)
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I'm generally a kind and patient person but I have these hair-triggers, like if you start cockblocking my life fer instance, that make people wish they'd never laid eyes on me. I have to admit, it's kind of amusing when it happens to abusers that think, upon first meeting, that it would be fun and easy to take me for a chump...otherwise I'm not in love with that side of myself but it IS useful! Ask me for ideas! And it's only mentally and emotionally violent which is ok, right? ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Her picture seriously makes me want to cry.
OK, time for another 4th celebration drink.
Holy Fuck! She was running a Bukake 4th of July Special.
Pay up, bitches!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
BRADIFUL!!!!!!
*weeping with joy*
Hey pretty baby with the
High heels on
You give me fever
Like I've never, ever known
xoxox
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 6:41pm.
Thanks... sometimes enough is enough, I'm not a violent person in real life, but I'm very close to become one. :)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
This skeezer is a dead-ringer for Lindsay Lohan. No lies.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
MRS. KRAVITZ!!!!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 6:45pm.
*waving wildly*
Me, me, me. I have NEVER had sex for krack in the woods.
I did it for love.
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YES!
Hello.
If a crackhead gets DB'ed in the woods and no-one is there to hear her getting creamed...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 6:41pm.
You tell me who has NOT had sex for krack in the woods
*waving wildly*
Me, me, me. I have NEVER had sex for krack in the woods.
I did it for love.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
You show me who has NOT had sex for krack in the woods...and I will show you a lie teller.
Krack in the woods.
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@smurfy: I hear that. I hate it when people do that. I betcha that's what happened to these three. They weren't really having sex - they were playing Twister! And that's when his dick slipped inside her! I mean - street people gotsta have party games too, right?
Seriously, tho, to you: (((HUGS))) and fuck'em if they can't get it right. As long as it doesn't mess up your life - then you gotta find a way to hurt them! Or better yet - eradicate them entirely.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Ha ha, my Uncle's name is "David Perry". Thank Jeebus that isn't him in the picture!
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"Por los ninos!"- Peggy Hill
Mindy needs to take her show indoors... the elements appear to be wreaking havoc on her.
@ErikaLeigh: I've lived away and came back. Fortunately, I'm in a major urban area... but am considering relocating again. My ass don't venture beyond Bloomfield, West Hartford, and New Haven. Couldn't tell you ish about Torrington or any other town of the like, if you asked me (and I'm a CT native). lol. But I do know a lot of these types live in the smaller towns. hahahahahaha. I'll pass, muchos gracias.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
That's one way to spend the 4th..
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if ur decent coffey get out while u still can. run and don't stop
if ur decent coffey get out while u still can. run and don't stop