Saturday, July 4th 2009

Hot Sluts Of The Day!


The Bang Bang Lady and The Boom Boom Girl - Happy Fourth of July, hos! If you plan to celebrate by doing firework stuff today, I suggest you get in your car (or take the next Chinatown bus) to Phenix City, Alabama and ask for The Bang Bang Lady or The Boom Boom Girl to assist you with all your sparkly needs. Also, maybe you should let The Boom Boom Girl know that in certain circles her nickname means "prostitution whore." Actually, maybe that's what they are really selling over there! Buy 1 and get a finger bang bang and a bagina boom boom for free! It is the American way.

And if you are an American, it is your duty to watch all of their commercials. Actually, if you are a citizen of the world, it is your duty to watch this shit! That's Hawwwwwt!

Posted by: Michael K


Oh my lord! This plays where my parents live in. They show this commercial for New Years Eve too! Ha! I never thought anything near my hometown would be featured on Dlisted...at least nothing that wasn't Meth-related.

hollyfend's picture

My friend recommended me a very interesting place **********Wealthylovs.com*******It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)

zhang's picture

i know an interesting site.

**KissCougar.com**is the First and Largest Total Free site for Cougars and Young Men.

It offers the matchmaking service for charming and mature women and the young men ...

AXE's picture

Their address is the best! 431 South, 8 miles south of the 280 bypass...sounds like it's a quick stop to make while on the way home from work. Location, location, location.

rk-d's picture

fucking nasty

dolledup's picture

I have no words...but if I did they would be awesome. They would be lovely poetry. heh!

letinstar's picture

after looking at "boom boom" work it out, i've never been more proud to be a black american...
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crabcake23's picture

Is the Boom Boom girl Gabby Sidibe from the movie Precious?

Mr. Mercury's picture

Somebody help me. I can't seem to stop watching Boom Boom and Bang Bang. It's not a problem unless I'm nude when I do it, right? Thanks so much, I feel better now.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Mrs.TimDaly's picture

Is BangBang Lady her government name or her stage name ?

kacky's picture

Oh, that's just sad. Another ad salesperson getting rich because it's just too easy to flatter a client into thinking they MUST star in all of their own commercials.

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Missus R's picture

Uuuh-Uhhh!
Can't.
Stop.
Laughing.

O.M.G. I live in Columbus, GA which is close to Phenix City, AL. I am subjected to these commercials all the time. I've seen the Bang Bang Lady IN THE FLESH! Jealous? You should be. Congrats to Wanda for becoming the Hot Slut of the Day!

Alabama The Beautiful!

It's "Let's Celebrate The Spanish Inquistion Day" at the Paltrow/Martin household.

Menu:

Ham tapas

Strawberries and cream

A big, steaming pile of GOOP (specialty of the hostess)

sybil's picture

OK....I'll admit, I started drinking an hour ago and just called this number!!! If you guys are sittin' home bored & want a laugh, call the number and listen to what answers the phone...it was Wanda, the beautiful blonde southern belle! She was very polite & we chatted....(I told her I fantasized Michael K was straight & in love with me!) Wanda did NOT have her teeth in, so it was a little hard to understand her! Happy 4th!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:54am.

Thanks for the historic background!

I LOVE looking at fireworks displays. The noise doesn't bother me so much then. But noise for noise's sake? My theory is that it's a guy thing.

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Charles Manson

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That was so funny. These people need their own series.

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Happy Independence Day!
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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Wanda - yet another prime Sarah Palin supporter.

I need more cowbell's picture

Sounds like Wanda/bang bang needs to back away from the camels. Jeez, how ugly is the rest of her family? If she honestly believes she looks good enough to do that ad the rest of them must look like roadkill. Boom Boom looks like chewbacca's lesbian sister and talks in that baby falsetto, yeah baby that's hot.

Freedom Fireworks Stands still exist. Red Devil Fireworks went out of business, I think.

Are firecrackers still illegal? I think you can buy 'em in Mexico. My favorites are Piccolo Petes and Sparklers. I think Bottle Rockets are illegal.

Chirio's picture

well well happy 4th of july my N.American people. I celebrated last night and I feel like shit.

Coma Caca!!

Just popped in to say happy 4th of July to all you Americans!

katyalizaveta's picture

Things like this make me proud to be an Alabamian.
Thanks, ladies.

"I don't want any of your skanky toilet roll!" - Kate Moss

Deb, on the first anniversary of Independence Day (1777), they had fireworks/gun powder explosions. They used them at the first Presidential inauguration too.

I'm kinda scared that I know that! lol

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A very happy independence day to the US dlisters. Of course, had you stayed a colony it would have been so much better but still…..

Edited to add: For example these fine ladies would be British and I would welcome that.

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:27am.
would the scalding go here:
- heat 2 quarts of milk to 110 degrees in a sauce pan scalding the milk first (any hotter and it will kill yogurt culture
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Yes! That's the ticket! Then cool the scalded milk to 110 degrees F, and add the plain yogurt, yadda yadda

No glass jars! That is lame. You could probably use any kind of glass container. I just used jars because it was easy to store the yogurt in them.

Oh, I know yur bullshitting now! You're no foolio. Hot shots like you pull down the big bucks, and not the ones with antlers!

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Santa Ana Winds's picture

She reminds me of Mabel King on "What's Happening"

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Ah, good point, Tristram. Kudos to Southerners for their verbal ingenuity then!

Deb's picture

Happy Independence Day!
Will somebody please explain how celebrating our historic break with Britain became an excuse to set off obnoxious, loud explosives, (that aren't even PRETTY!), for days before and after the 4th?
It seems you are unpatriotic if you take exception to some moron sending his bottle rockets into your yard.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Tristram's picture

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:25am.

"Britney" saves one letter and one syllable. And they say Southerners aren't noted for their efficiency...

TITS's picture

Hey Hissy!

would the scalding go here:

- heat 2 quarts of milk to 110 degrees in a sauce pan scalding the milk first (any hotter and it will kill yogurt culture

ps i assumed 110 was farenheit. (snicker)

don't have glass jars big enough yet but it's on my list for my first paycheque. how sad is that? hahah

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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:15am.

I am spending far too much time on this and need therapy, but I read that it was officially formed in 1897 as Phoenix City (either after a nearby mill or the mythical bird). Without explanation, within 25 years, it had become Phenix. The O went missing, which can happen after 25 years.

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maahaha!!! I think you've uncovered the cultural resson behind how letters went MIA in "Brittany" in the generation and region that spawned "Britney Spears." Excellent research my friend!

Hysteria's picture

LMAO @ sybil and EvilShoe!

The nervous sheep and toothless menu! hahaa!

ahhhhh, think I had too much raisin bran this morning.

*off to the can for meditation*

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

oh and HAPPY BANGBANGBOOMBOOM Day y'alls! Shake it but don't break it -- let these two hawt ladies be your patriotic inspiration!

DeeDee's picture

Happy 4th of July everyone! I hope you keep the third-degree burns in your liver and not your skin.

Tristram's picture

Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:15am.

I am spending far too much time on this and need therapy, but I read that it was officially formed in 1897 as Phoenix City (either after a nearby mill or the mythical bird). Without explanation, within 25 years, it had become Phenix. The O went missing, which can happen after 25 years.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

HOT? uh-UH! That's AWESOME!!! AAAHAHAHAHAA!!! How do find these gems?!

See You Next Tuesday's picture

I guess that is like the pronunciation of a nearby town here.... Huger. It took me about twenty years to realize that its not pronounced the way it is spelled. It is actually the town of Hugh-Gee. Are we Southerners a bit touched?

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 10:58am.
and a big haha on the metric! that'll learn ya!
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Hey TITS!

Yeah, the metrics never stuck here. That reminds me, the yogurt recipe I gave you was in fahrenheit! Yikes. (Did you ever get the update about scalding the milk first?)

AnyWHO, Happy Day!

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Tristram's picture

Submitted by Slipknot on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 11:04am.

Thank you. A phenetic pronunciation, huh?

Slipknot's picture

Tristram,
No, sadly they did not omit the "O" in Phenix. Southerners do things like that. For example, there is an "Albany, Georgia" but it is pronounced "All- BENNY." Sigh.