Afternoon Crumbs
Brad Pitt's motorcycle bike down, so he got ride a from the paps. St. Angie's angel drawn crystal chariot was not available, obviously. - Lainey Gossip
Three sexy ladies in a row - Egotastic!
Lenny Kravitz should be wearing less clothes - Popsugar
Gis Bundchen or a SJP/Aniston hybrid? - Hollywood Tuna
The weepy Stepford robot is in Australia and still wearing her second trimester pillow - Just Jared
Vintage busted teefs - Cityrag
Adrien Brody will be wearing this in 3...2... - Towleroad
Tater Head to guest star on 90210 as a "punky cute lesbian." I understand the "punky" and "lesbian" part.... - ICYDK
Ryan Eggold tried to recreate Johnny Depp's grease mop and it didn't work - SOW
Harvey needs to start styling Katie Price (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will never break up, because nobody can work a strap-on like she can - Celebitchy
Zac Efron cut off his twink shag - Socialite Life
So this is the real reason why Jakey chose Reese as his main hag? - I'm Not Obsessed
Gloria Trevi breaks out the "pushing out a doody bubble" pose - Hollywood Rag
I'll take this swimsuit in every color - Superior Gossip
Brad Pitt was a real asshole to those paps who gave him a ride. he tried to tell them that he didn't want to be interviewed and he didn't even thank them. fucking jerkass. they should've just laughed at him and watched him try to hitch a ride with someone else.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Brad does almost look hot here. Probably because he is for once, out of range from AJs all consuming, power draining presence.As soon as he gets home the colour will drain from his face, his hair will flattten and grey, and the expression on his face will be that of a bewildered Grampa Simpson again.
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
*smiles sweetley*
Yep. Pitt: still looking like a special ed cabana boy long past his prime. That's something he was since day 1. Angie Jo had nothing to do with it./sorry, Bradiful, but 'tis the truth ;D
The posting ended at Afternoon Crumbs yesterday? Yikes.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
The only time I thought Brad Pitt was hot was when he did the movie "A River Runs Through It." He was so fucking scrawny in Thelma and Louise that it ruined all possible attraction.
He just strikes me as a nice enough guy who got by on his looks but is really not the brightest bulb on the planet. He morphs into whomever he is dating at the time.
Dear Brad,
Man up and announce your break up already, it's obvious now because even the ho's here at Dlisted recognize the HWAT. You only get this way when you are NOT with youknowwho....
K-thanx-bai!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 7:38
Brad cannot act. He was written out of a soap opera after only four weeks due to bad acting. He gets where he is because he is always with the "it" girl of the moment and doing his best to imitate her
Submitted by lizzieb on Sat, 07/04/2009 - 3:55am.
Brad, please shut your mouth. You’re giving evolution a bad name. On another matter, why does you shirt say 'graft'? Clearly you know nothing about any kind of graft so what do your other shirts say- 'honesty’ ‘fidelity’ ‘talent’?
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Graft is the name of the architecture firm that Brad "designs" for even though he has no formal qualifications in architecture and claims to be computer illiterate. Must be nice to be a celeb other people have to put their blood, sweat and tears into studying but Brad who has no qualifications is hired ahead of a reputable trained architect
Graft is involved in redesigning NO. He (Brad) feels "sorry" for the people of NO, makes a small donation and then gets free PR for his movies and his buddies over at GRAFT to get the contracts to design those houses, and then wants the taxpayer to bail his publicity stunt out.
He actually was involved in designing a British apartment complex and the residents complained and said it looked like teacups and was very unprofessionally done. They wasted about 500 million on that complex. He shouldn't be anywhere near the design process in NO since how are teacups going to withstand hurricane like conditions? They needed expert engineers and architects
Brad Pitt has done some great films. Se7en, Kalifornia, Fight Club...hes a good actor.
Gloria Trevi!!!! Damn, looked her up....weird history.
Justin Timberlake is a curly twat. He is lucky to have Jessica Biel...yep, LUCKY!
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
WOH!!! Brad actually looks hot there. I would definitely let him suck me off.
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Brad, please shut your mouth. You’re giving evolution a bad name. On another matter, why does you shirt say 'graft'? Clearly you know nothing about any kind of graft so what do your other shirts say- 'honesty’ ‘fidelity’ ‘talent’?
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Brad would look a lot more manly if he tried to fix his bike, instead of abandoning it on a low-rent street. He probably just ran out of gas.
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Zack Effron is going through the same annoying transition all the fucktards at Disney do by trying to part with the image that got them famous and pretending to be tougher or more mature.
I can't wait to see Zack Effron get bitten on the ass for alienating the fans that made him successful in the first place.
I don't know why all these current Disney assholes try to convince themselves that they are serious, persevering self-made stars.
Smile pretty for the camera and embrace your lack of talent that got you so far, douchebags.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Woah, Brad looks like he finally found his long misplaced mojo. I hate to say it, but he looks really hot.
I hate that short squatty little fuck Lenny Kravitz. So overrated.
Brad Pitt looks like a bird released.
Zac Efron is trying to channel James Dean but he still looks like a big pussy.
JT is fucky ugly. He should be happy he's fucking that piece of ass.
In every photo, Pitt always looks dumbfounded. If he wasn't considered attractive, he would have proven Darwin's theory a long time ago.
When did teh Brad get teh sexay back? 'Coz I'm definitely feelin it hurr.
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i think it is sad that brad needs a 20k watch. i mean talk about compensating.
ffs.
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Wow. Zac looks a lot like the slutty gayelle everyone has a crush on that works as a barista at Starbucks. Wow.
Brad looks extremely humpable in this pix.
Brad looks very "the hot mechanic who wants to lube your u-joint, and smells sweetly of oil and light sweat"
I like it.
LENNY CAN WEAR WHATEVER HE WANTS. I WOULD STILL SECKS HIM EVERY WAY POSSIBLE... yeah, um, it's like celeb crush day on the d for speakit.
I'd love to give him a ride.
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Is it me or does Lenny Kravitz have an extra-large head?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Sarah Palin is stepping down before the news breaks Twig was fathered by Michael Jackson!!!
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 6:12pm.
Oh my goodness..............that pic of Brad is just what I needed!
You took the words right out of my mouth! It seems our Brad is reclaiming the HOT. Angie must be out of town.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Oh my goodness..............that pic of Brad is just what I needed!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:32pm.
o.k. now i'm starting to feel a 'lil sorry for Katie Holmes... not because she's slowly dying from being in a cult, but because she's stuck on justjared's site... wait a damn second!!... that bitch got me to GO to justjared?!?!... FUCK HER!.. i need a drink
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I frankly don't see a change in Katie Holmes from her 'Dawson Creek" days to post-marriage to TC. On DC she was whiny, petulant and skulked around like she had raging PMS. Same old, same old.
You got it right, ESE. We should all have a drinky poo. I'm right behind you.
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Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 5:34pm.
LOL you are so right about the whole comedy thing and lusting after a sexy pedo just doesn't seem right.....but they could start out with Gloria and the young hot manager in the first part of the film and how they got together since he was younger then and then replace him with another guy once he gets older and starts abusing all those girls. So technically one wouldn't be lusting after the pedo since he would be another actor. Jessica/Eva could be the younger Gloria and then someone slightly older could play older more mature Eva someone like Gloria Estefan and younger Sergio is played by some hottie and then older pedo (is played by some other guy)
You know how Hollywood goes; this movie has such potential but they'd fuck up the casting and probably cast Disney Alumni like Selena Gomez to play one of the victims and all the wrong people to play Gloria and Sergio
Stirrup pants, Katie? For fucking real?
I had a shitload of those back in the 80's. They can stay there.
Submitted by stars101_sez_yes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:18pm.
Lolz!!! Even though Sergio was a dog in real life, I hope they get a hot guy to play him for the movie version.
I seriously hope they get Jorge Alberti. Hes so damn fine even though as I said in real life the manager was a weasel and ugly and fat, for the movie they can use their creative licenses and alter the plot a little bit.
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But if they do get a hot guy in real life (Yul or Jorge)... I would feel so guilty as I lusted after him while he tortured Victim #1, Emily Rios, while Eva Mendes (30 something Gloria Trevi) watched / fade to Jessica Alba (20 something Gloria Trevi) montage of lip synced performance footage. This will be a comedy, right? LOL.
Mm, and Sibsi, you're so right. To start off with a conversation on Jen/Angelina is to start off with two wrong feet. I hope I'm never judged on anything I may have said regarding either! But it's good you're all friendly now. It's good to laugh in between fights. ;)
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:12pm.
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No biggie. I'm sure we'll get along well. :-)
What's with Timberdouche and the Buddy Holly glasses? Is he trying to be swank and edgy and sexy nerdish? Not working. He looks like an idiot.
@stars101_sez_yes: Oh hey, I see we started this on a wrong foot - lol, over Angelina and Jen?! Huh? Really? - anyway, it looks like you're quite into movies as well, so like...
Welcome aboard and all that. All evil sayings done and dusted with, I hope =P
Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 07/03/2009 -
Okay... you know there's a shortage of latin actresses... when these two are interchangeable... they should just go for the big guns and cast rita moreno already! she would've been good... and yul brynner can be the manager. lol. i just wanted to add him in the mix for my own pleasure.
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Lolz!!! Even though Sergio was a dog in real life, I hope they get a hot guy to play him for the movie version.
I seriously hope they get Jorge Alberti. Hes so damn fine even though as I said in real life the manager was a weasel and ugly and fat, for the movie they can use their creative licenses and alter the plot a little bit.
Submitted by stars101_sez_yes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:42pm.
Apparently studios are considering either Jessica or Eva Mendes
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Okay... you know there's a shortage of latin actresses... when these two are interchangeable... they should just go for the big guns and cast rita moreno already! she would've been good... and yul brynner can be the manager. lol. i just wanted to add him in the mix for my own pleasure.
The fact that Zac Efron gets his hair cut AND waxes his eyebrows in a Beverly Hills salon proves that he is gay, just come out of the closet already Zac.
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Submitted by stars101_sez_yes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:15pm.
I didn't see Quinceanera but I will trust you - though funny you cast Rios as one of the VICTIMS. Was she hateful in the movie? Anyway, as far as Jessica Alba being Trevi -- are you serious? Really? C'mon now. But then I can't imagine Jessica Alba acting at all. Thinking about, I've never seen anything she's been in other than that cosmetics commercial and I can't tell you if that's Revlon or Maybelline to be honest (that ad campaign's working, eh?).
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No Emily wasn't hateful its just that she has such a sweet, innocent face perfect for a victim of his.
Apparently studios are considering either Jessica or Eva Mendes
Submitted by stars101_sez_yes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:15pm.
I didn't see Quinceanera but I will trust you - though funny you cast Rios as one of the VICTIMS. Was she hateful in the movie? Anyway, as far as Jessica Alba being Trevi -- are you serious? Really? C'mon now. But then I can't imagine Jessica Alba acting at all. Thinking about, I've never seen anything she's been in other than that cosmetics commercial and I can't tell you if that's Revlon or Maybelline to be honest (that ad campaign's working, eh?).
Zac Efron wants his own magical forest of unicorns.
I was just checking out the pics of Kat Cruise in Australia... I wonder if she noticed that bitches don't wear those hohan legging things down hahr - let alone STIRRUPS FFS! Talk about standing out like dogs balls. I guarantee bitches on the street would be laffin hard.
Reminds me when I met my merkun brother for the first time back in 1990. He arrived at Brisbane airport wearing multi-coloured fluro happy pants and wrap around ski-visor sunnies. WTF. Heheha - to this day I still rag him about his hammer pants *THEY WERE HAPPY PANTS* yeah bro - the only pair in Brisbun.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:11pm.
ohmahgah TEH BRAD!
Looking ohmahagah...HWAT!
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LOL!
Well, I couldn't tell who THAT was up on the marquee! Not at all! I feel like I've been waiting for this.
He does look FIERCE in this pic.
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ohmahgah TEH BRAD!
Looking ohmahagah...HWAT!
See, my magic DLISTED voodoo is working!!!
*lights more candles on my shrine*
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Gloria Trevi is the sort of human waste that makes me think, yes there is a hell.
Zac still looks like a douchebag.
And Brad's helmet is too cute. Wonder which of the kids inked it for him.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:01pm.
Brent Corrigan rulez! LOL
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In my wet dreams, I see Zac Efron and Brent Corrigan in bed, combing each other's hair.
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