Monday, July 6th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!

Fake MM wig: $5
Crappy drug store make up job: $10
Homemade cotton dress: $15
Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless - Tracy Lynn

Runners-up:

Susan Boyle and Squinty McLemonface have put together a new act: The Misfits. - ImpertinentVixen

Renee Zellweger
BEFORE Bridget Jones Diary
AFTER Bridget Jones Diary - nelvannya

The Real Housewives of Hazzard County - fucknipples

Thanks Ryan

Posted by: Michael K


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Gentlemen Prefer "Wands"

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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly

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Goodbye Norm and Jean

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Not even Marilyn could be spared from the unforgiving clarity of Hi-Definition TV.

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Bottom-feeder.

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Miss Tennessee and Miss Alabama: BFFs.

Now free of Vanessa Minello, Nick Lachey decided to take on the 2 Marilyns, figuring 2 heads were way better than 1.

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When these two strut for their life, no amount of vaseline on the lens will make it safe for viewing.

Renée Zellweger and Danny DeVito enter "Best Marylin Monroe impersonator" competition!!!

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Some Like It... NOT!

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Sisters Dorah & Dingle get ready for their swim in the shallow end of the gene pool...

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

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Submitted by waywhiteboyj on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:47am.

Huh, I didn't realize Rosie and Madonna were still friends.
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*evil giggles*

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Huh, I didn't realize Rosie and Madonna were still friends.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

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What I see when I look at Megan Fox's forearm.

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Blanch had been bested again by that gap tooth bitch. she's going to have to do the Kansas state Marilyn show circuit if she's going to put bread on the table. Arkansas just has too much competition.

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Johnny T. was nervous in the final judging, but Tommy Girl looked confident.

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Happy Barfday, Mr. President.

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Never thought I'd see the day Renee Zellweger and James Gandolfini were vying for the same roles.

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Marilyn Donewrong

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Marilyn MonNOe

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Debbie Rowe and Phoebe Price team up in a tribute to Marilyn Manson as Marilyn Monroe.

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We are lucky it's not the "subway grate" shot

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Gentlemen prefer to be blondes.

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This is just WRONG!