The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!

Fake MM wig: $5
Crappy drug store make up job: $10
Homemade cotton dress: $15
Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless - Tracy Lynn

Runners-up:

Susan Boyle and Squinty McLemonface have put together a new act: The Misfits. - ImpertinentVixen

Renee Zellweger
BEFORE Bridget Jones Diary
AFTER Bridget Jones Diary - nelvannya

The Real Housewives of Hazzard County - fucknipples

Thanks Ryan

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:40pm.

These Miss Universe reunions are always so depressing.

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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:39pm.

Holly & Bridget have really let themselves go since leaving the Playboy mansion.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:35pm.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:00pm.

Submitted by dhlbruin on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:58am.

PERSON WHO WRITES FOR DLISTED:
Debbie Rowe is wearing that wolf howling at the moon tshirt that you posted about a month or so ago. Just so you know!
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PERSON WHO DOESN'T READ DLISTED: SCROLL DOWN. :0)

Can this win something?
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I second that!

♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20

Submitted by DahliaU on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:32pm.

Unused photo from the Hohan Marilyn Monroe photo shoot. This one Hohan and Samro. Unused and unphotoshopped.

Submitted by Rhoda on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:28pm.

You can almost hear the rattle of the dusty bones as a long dead starlet turns in her grave.

Submitted by NoSanctuary on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:28pm.

"Oh god look at her smile, looks like my asshole on a Sunday morning...and me, I've got a Goiter the size of Iowa between my thighs..."

Submitted by hoozer on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:26pm.

Pretty good Robert Downey, but you'd need to lose some weight to play Marilyn. Renee...you overdid it on the lips hun. And your eyes were too squinty to start with. So, you're out.

Submitted by hoozer on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:24pm.

And after that all the Will and Grace writers were fired.

Submitted by surfergirl55 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:22pm.

jake and renee at the county fair, they sent renee over to the livestock section, and jake figured out exactly how hot some like it

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:21pm.

Next time, the committee should proof their copy before announcing the contest. They never specified "Manson" or "Monroe."

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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo

Submitted by hoozer on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:21pm.

Finalists in the Marilyn Monhellno pageant...

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:11pm.

Damn, the Courtney Love look-alike contest sure is a close call. Bet it'll come down to the track marks.

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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo

Submitted by BartenderJay on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:10pm.

The new season of "The Simple Life" has gone downhill.

Submitted by LisK on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:06pm.

Susan Boyle and Renee Zellweger auditioning for the new Marilyn Monroe broadway musical.

Submitted by Antigone on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:04pm.

The Speide fame whore train rolls right on through Marilyn Monroe's 83rd birthday celebration.

Submitted by hhmug on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:03pm.

It was always hard for Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen to understand how the regular public viewed them until they looked into the magic truth mirror.

Submitted by fucknipples on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:02pm.

The Real Housewives of Hazzard County

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:00pm.

Submitted by dhlbruin on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:58am.

Can this win something?

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter

Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:58pm.

The 2009 tranny remake of 'Some Like it Hot.' Why must they ruin the classics?!

Submitted by Emellbee on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:58pm.

Lindsay finally talked Ally into that photoshoot...

Submitted by Snarkley on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:56pm.

Look closely, Speidi. This is your future.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:55pm.

#4 to #5: Smile! Maybe he'll let us go...

♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20

Submitted by eliholli on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:54pm.

Both Marilyns knew that if they could combine their considerable assets, the result would be a shoe-in.

Submitted by tastycar on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:53pm.

Barney and Otis in a lost episode of 'The Andy Griffith Drag Show' which- by the way- was a far superior precursor to the RuPaul travesty.

Submitted by jen72 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:53pm.

the career low-point was when Catherine and Renee reprised their roles as Velma Kelly and Roxy Hart for the Pigeon Forge Musical Theatre Festival.

Submitted by dogfood on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:51pm.

Jessica Simpson goes undercover for the first VH1 episode of her new show "The Seven Year Itch" titled "Paper Dresses and Monistat at the Free Clinic."

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either anything goes or i do

Submitted by eliholli on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:50pm.

It was down to the final two contestants, and both Marilyns knew the win would come down to mole placement accuracy.

Submitted by sketts on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:48pm.

Gentlemen prefer TO BE blondes.

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:47pm.

Mischa Barton would have been in this picture but she was in the loo.

Submitted by gypsyrose on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:47pm.

Kate Moss convinces Beth Ditto that matchy-matchy is the next fashion trend

Submitted by quinnweiss on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:45pm.

Susan Boyle is taking many detours on her road to true stardom.

Submitted by moike on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:43pm.

Number 5 is alive!

Submitted by Cuntina on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:42pm.

The Debbie Rowe Beauty School teaches head bagging, , mustache waxing, high tucking, back waxing, turkey basting and the law of womb rental.

Submitted by canadacakes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:38pm.

Little known fact: Marilyn Monroe was a triplet.

Submitted by jammy on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:36pm.

"Let's Make Fug"

Submitted by csclee15 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:32pm.

Layoffs affect everyone, even Penn & Teller.

Submitted by jhyzer1 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:29pm.

US Weekly releases more exclusive photos from Kendra's weekend wedding of bridesmaids' Bridget and Holly.

Submitted by jessie_d on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:29pm.

And the winner of Alabama's Next Top Model is...

Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:29pm.

Uninformed of her death, Marilyn's stunt doubles circled Hollywood listlessly for years and years, waiting for their cue.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by Whorlando on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:27pm.

How Much You Wanna Bet, Not One Single Person Will Go Near Their Marilyn Mon No No Hole

Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:26pm.

Fake MM wig: $5

Homemade cotton dress: $15

Crappy drug store make up job: $10

Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless

Submitted by SATANDEZ on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:24pm.

Fuck you, Craigslist personals!

Submitted by acall on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:22pm.

How cute, Perez and Lady Caca pose together

Submitted by justinm7 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

Grading the Marilyn Monroe test at Wax Museum School

Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:02pm.

Madonna has Beth Ditto duet during her next leg of her tour with both singing, "I wanna be loved by you" as their homage to MM. Britney fell down when she put on the fat suit that Gwyneth used for Shallow Hal so Beth was a shoe-in.