Monday, July 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!
Fake MM wig: $5
Crappy drug store make up job: $10
Homemade cotton dress: $15
Forgetting to tuck your peen and still looking hotter than HoHan's version of Marilyn: Priceless - Tracy Lynn
Runners-up:
Susan Boyle and Squinty McLemonface have put together a new act: The Misfits. - ImpertinentVixen
Renee Zellweger
BEFORE Bridget Jones Diary
AFTER Bridget Jones Diary - nelvannya
The Real Housewives of Hazzard County - fucknipples
Thanks Ryan
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Two of the top 5 people I'd rather see impersonate Marilyn Monroe then Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan does have a type.
The Simple Life has really taken its toll on Paris and Nicole...
She's not sad about her score, she's sad she couldn't bring Pebbles with her!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Horsey Montag has two competitors thrown out of her look-a-like competition for being 'too pretty'.
Face it- your no marilyn, blohan... and that goes for you as well Travolta!
Rojo Caliente doesnt look happy with her makeover.
This is why Brangelina waited a bit to show off Vivienne and Knox.
finalists in the renee zellweger look alike contest: pre and post bridgette jones diary
who knew sylvia fine & Renee Zellweger were friends ?!
The last two bitches left on Earth David Duchovny didn't bone.
The only way to make Lindsay look good, is to put America Ferrera next to her.
Screen shot from a VH1 reality show that will air 15 years from now entitled, "Lindsey and Sam: This is Better Than Sleeping on a Park Bench"
French and Saunders still could not win Simon Cowell's favor, even after trying to work Madonna's tooth gap into Marilyn's dress...
Goddamn it, Lindsay! Let it go already.
And so now the rumors of Michael Jackson in disguise sightings begin ….
Fuck diamonds! Girdles should be this girl's best friend!
Contestant #5-please step forward...On second thought, please step backward.
Finally a Miss California pageant winner that would suit Perez Hilton's taste.
Vancouver 2010 Olympic volunteers are HOT!
OK...Contestant #5...your rendition of Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend using your armpits was a very touching tribute and when I first saw you on that stage I thought Marilyn herself had risen from the dead....but I'm sorry, Marilyn would never wear that trashy shade of eyeshadow!
HoHan & SamRo clearly went way too far in their quest to emulate Marilyn Monroe.
The beginning of Renee Zellwigger's career was her triumph in the Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike Contest in Fresno in 1987.
The rarely-photographed Khloe and Kourtney Monroe.
Which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead?
♪ Makes me want to go trick or treating tonight!!!
before auditioning to British Got Talent Susan Boyle was having a hard time looking for her real talent..
♪ ((( 5 ))) reasons WHY this bitch should have stayed the fuck home!
#1. you look like a man!!
#2. you're fucking ugly, and I stress the UG!!
#3. you are fucking "FAT" `` lose weight!
#4. your dress is nasty ` get a fucking seamstress.
#5. polyester hair and clown make`up``` awwww, forget about it `` I give up!! and did I mention ``` YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MAN!!!!!!!!
Auditions for The Real Life Family Guy as Marilyn Monroe on Broadway has No 5 as the winner.
♪ Bitch on the right looks like a blow `up doll, with teef! Bet there's all kinds of men out there waiting to try this new toy ~~ forget the ole pocket pussy!!!
if Marilyn Monroe lived till "High-Deff" TV
Anna Paquin's last gig before TrueBlood.
PopEye and Olive Oyl try to hide amongst the local beauties in the remake of "Some Like It Tepid".
Even with the success of A League of Their Own, many are skeptical about Rosie and Madonna's reimagining of The Seven Year Itch.
Submitted by csclee15 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 1:32pm.
Layoffs affect everyone, even Penn & Teller.
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I have to stop looking at this picture. I have a growing desire to take the one on the right own, name her Sassy and keep her as my pet. No lie. She totally has the look of a doggie that wants to come home with me.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Some like it NOT
Marilyn Monroe Look Alike contest at the local trailer park.
Whenever Heather Locklear begins to feel bad about herself, she watches the Pam Anderson and Denise Richardson flick Blonde and Blonder, and immediately she begin to feel better.
At first Donald Trump's rule that all pageant contestants had to be scandal free with no plastic surgery and no nude photos sounded like a good idea.
"We've had to call the talent portion of the pageant a draw. Both 'Greased Lightning' and 'Billie Jean' were eerily convincing."
The producers of "Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire" brings you the Ukraine version "Who Wants To Marry a Man With A Loaf of Bread And A Bottle Of Smirnoff".
Beth Ditto and Renee Zellweger audition to play different aspects of Marilyn Monroe's personality in Haynes newest film: "I'm All Over the Place"
Jessica Simpson was not pleased to be the 5th runner-up in the Miss Florida Chili Con Carne Cookoff, she would have placed 3rd, but the talent competition lowered her scores.
I don't think there's a cream strong enough for THOSE seven-year itches.
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"[Lesbianism is] not a word I like. As a matter of fact lesbianism has always left a very nasty taste in my mouth." - Dame Edna Everage
Submitted by fucknipples on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:02pm.
The Real Housewives of Hazzard County
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LMAO
Just mind boggling that Michael Jackson could have picked one of these blonde hair blue-eyed beauties in his BabyMomma Contest, yet he selected Debbie Rowe.
ceofancypants ftw!
wtf hahahahahaha
In retrospect, Artie Lange realized that partnering up with Bobby Trendy may not have been the best move for his career.