Friday, July 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
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Neon is coming back. Ugh. You KNOW all the kids will be ALL over this shit. You know it cuz we hate it.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
that hue makes her cheeks look more like Kanye's jawline.
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:24am.
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At least she fixed her hair. Lilo, Misha, Britney - those slags just parade their busted weaves, 3 day old makeup and cooters for all to see. A little less with the cooters now, which is good.
She just reminds me that I need to try and squeeze in 9 holes this weekend.
hahaha
Happy 4th eberyone!!!
i still haven't decided what to drink yet? good old american (HA!) beer, margarita's, screwdrivers....
what do you think is the most independence day appropriate alchy??
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
O yeah - Happy Independence Day, American Hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I thought this was Posh Spice for some reason?
Hot bitch! We should set her up with MJ's baby momma, yo~
later on after my 5 hr nap, I'll be chillin with some rob zombie movies...
Goodnight for now.
Coma Caca!!
Why is this pathetic piece of shit being followed by paps? what has the done to deserve such attention? besides being a rent-a-hooker for Kanye Dumbass West. Ugh! today's media sucks.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
LMAO!!!
Movie just coming on called "Ballroom"! Check out Christopher Walken!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be347GHiFSY
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Submitted by Snarkley on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:22am.
Have a happy Fourth, Michael! And use a bottle rocket instead of a sparkler, you pansy!
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BWHAHAHA!
Have a happy Fourth, Michael! And use a bottle rocket instead of a sparkler, you pansy!
3 words she reminds me of with this hair: Vigar static Duster
Ima nap for a bit..see u all later
Coma Caca!!
This gives me a head-ache!
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the shades and hair match. :)okay
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"I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes."- Gene Wilder
That's an odd color... not bad... just odd. reminds me of pottery.
And I thought his name was KAYNE WEST.......
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
I actually think she is pulling off the look. That shade of blue is nice on her. She is infinitely more interesting than Kanye. I wonder if she can sing into a vocalizer?
I wonder if her personality is as colorful. I'm thinking no.
...going for an over-the-top look to get attention. Kanye must be growing bored of her, look for the all caps break-up posting shortly.
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I am not a pussy.
No, thank you.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
It's not the infusion of so many colors which confuses me, it's the smooch cooch.
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What kind of fuckery is this.... Please don't let neon back into fashion. I still have trouble with spandex.
I wonder if she can read.
Is it 1987 again?
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
She's nothing if not colorful.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!