Friday, July 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:56pm.
Snoogle I have spent weekends at his house, he is not hiding anything. We are honest to a fault with each other.
He fills his time with exercise and house stuff and of course that god damned motorcycle
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ UGH! Men and their toys. It never ends. Sorry I suggested anything other, like I said, TOO many Lifetime movies.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I want to rub my hands all over that neon colored hair.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Snoogle I have spent weekends at his house, he is not hiding anything. We are honest to a fault with each other.
He fills his time with exercise and house stuff and of course that god damned motorcycle.
angel, I asked for a work night to be spent in the city with me. I just felt it was time to ask instead of spending three hours on the phone.
Ugh, I celebrated having the day off a little too much last night. I am hungover, feel like shit and am boooreeeeeeeed.
@ EEG - I have given up on trying to understand men. I just go with the idea that they all suck.
@ Bitchette - I watched SYTYCD last night. I was SHOCKED at the bottom 3. I loved Sonia's dance and the hip hop and have no idea why they were in the bottom. I was fine with who went home though.
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*Blondeface*
And my question, since this Kayne galpal, in the song Stronger, is Amber the blonde dyke he's referring to?
It goes something like this:
I'll do anything for a blonde dyke and she'll do anything for the spotlight...
No, no, no, you don't color the hair to match the pants!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's enough black women running around with kool-aid colored hair already, she's trying to make that shit explode.
And before anyone calls me a racist, I am black.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:20pm.
Advice please sluts.
Problem: Asked for a little more time together and he freaked out.
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Im overly suspicious but here goes:
My first thing would be what is he hiding? You ever been to his place? IN his place? Why the limited time? What is he doing with the rest of his time??
( maybe Ive seen 1 too many Lifetime movies)
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:46pm.
thanks!.. but, if she had showed up a 'lil earlier i wouldn't have had a problem with it... see... it's all her fault!LOL!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:39pm.
Ooh. Yeah - Cuz I've been told that in the 28-32 range is a really commitment-phobic
HEY!!... i'm 32 and i basically just got married!!... don't mind me, i haven't even read what you guys are talkin' about yet... just gettin' the buzz goin'!
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There you go! You finally got over it, see? ;p
Congratulations on basically just getting married!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:39pm.
Ooh. Yeah - Cuz I've been told that in the 28-32 range is a really commitment-phobic
HEY!!... i'm 32 and i basically just got married!!... don't mind me, i haven't even read what you guys are talkin' about yet... just gettin' the buzz goin'!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:29pm.
angel,
Forty fucking eight. I am forty. Not that type of relationship, we met and both have the same goal, ltr or marriage. Both clear on that from the beginning.
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Ooh. Yeah - Cuz I've been told that in the 28-32 range is a really commitment-phobic, end-of-an-era kinda thing going on...
Honestly, I think it may be becuz he had an emotional response of failure. Like, he's not doing it right. That's where the whole "planting the seeds" thing came from - you know we learned it from our elders about men (tiptoeing - the men should really speak on it;p). That, when you say you want to change some way you (as a unit) do things, he hears "You're doing it wrong." So, to avoid that response you just go about it sideways...
But I'm not sure - like, what did you suggest? And how? And when? Like, there could have been something else going on, yeah...?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:28pm.
Hmmm, I guess I was under the incorrect assumption that I was dealing with a grown up!
angel,
Forty fucking eight. I am forty. Not that type of relationship, we met and both have the same goal, ltr or marriage. Both clear on that from the beginning.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:20pm.
Men: complicatingly uncomplicated
easiest to catch when allowed to believe they are doing the chasing. the best way to catch one is to be unavailable. sad but true...men love their games. I would put him on time restriction
oh yeah, and no pussy.
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New Kids On The Block sucked a lotta dick
Chinese food makes me shit
And it isn't fly when white guys drive by
In a Hummer, in a Hummer.
I like the hair... anyone else NO but she defintely is rocking it.
HOWEVER what's her thing with spandex pants... Google this bitch and you will see those pants in red, pink and blue, blue, and bright orange.
Freebird, I was 10 in '87....lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
dang she got a big ole forehead....or is it the blue (teal? aquamarine?)
I love her chain necklace though....
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New Kids On The Block sucked a lotta dick
Chinese food makes me shit
And it isn't fly when white guys drive by
In a Hummer, in a Hummer.
Well she had to dye her hair to match the leggings, no?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
@EEG: If you don't mind - how old is he?
Also, that's just his first reaction. Our old trick is to never suggest any kind of change to a man, directly, but to make round-about comments that will lead to his decision to make the change. My friend referred to it as "planting the seeds"...;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
-"Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:02pm."
Seems to me like she's the kind of chick that favors the brazilian. I don't know if the bare floor matches the drapes, but it makes a hilarious vision. Smurfette comes to mind.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Advice please sluts.
Why are men so confusing/confused? Dating for just over six months, enjoy each others company immensely, laugh a lot.
We live an hour apart but he calls a few times a day and we spend approximately two days a week together.
Problem: Asked for a little more time together and he freaked out.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:11pm.
*feeling nostalgic*
I used to have that same jean jacket in…hmm, 87. Which is right around the time I used to get my drunk on with Long Island’s.
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C Word - you and I were living parallel lives. And probably many of the other dlisted sluts around here!
hiya everyone...
whats the hot topic this aft?
this was lakewood youth services.
you around here????
she also had on a ton of jewelry and a short, fluffy skirt..
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Fucka doodle-do.
*feeling nostalgic*
I used to have that same jean jacket in…hmm, 87. Which is right around the time I used to get my drunk on with Long Island’s.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:07pm.
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LOL! Where does your son go to school at? I seem to recall you live nearby and...
My little sister goes to 11th grade, where one of the teachers' description sounds just like that, hah!
Perhaps it's an Ohio thing ;)
Submitted by Snoogle on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:04pm.
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It's not a very forgiving drink!
wow
and yesterday, I met my son's new counselor and she had Cindy lauper hair, circa 1983, I was quite taken aback.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 12:01pm.
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Kate Bush is great :) What a haunting voice.
Ah, why is the world only exposed to Shittney and other horrible 'artists'?
Speaking of No Doubt... I thought that song in the Project Catwalk track was by Gwen, but I'm not finding it.
There's nothing that drives me insaner than trying to find out the name of something without much or a clue.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:29am.
i've never had a long island ice tea, but i just looked up the ingredients and wow!- vodka, gin, tequila, rum and contreau...... that could make a fun holiday!! :)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The one and only time I had one, I was in a club and ordered it. It was served in this really cool tall glass, very ornamental. I proceeded to drink the drink, dump the glass into my purse and stumble to the cab for home. I figured I was going to have a hella hangover so I deserved something for my troubles. I was right.... worse hangover EVER!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:59am.
-"Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:28am."
Hahaha! What hair??. Well, I don't know if it'll take this chick long to show off her groin goods. She's a nude model of some kind, no?.
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I think you're right, nude modeling in the artsy way. ISprainedMyUvula brought up the carpet matching the drapes. That would be a picture I want to see!
SO *not* interested in Amber Rose.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:51am.
Ty, angel_i ;)
I only got the cool-aid and some vanilla stoli, so that's gonna wait 'till I go to the liquor store next week ><
Oooohhh, hey...
I need music to listen to. Anybody care to share some recommendations?
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Alls I gots is Kate Bush. But I'm sure you know her already;p And if old No Doubt was an all-girl band LOL! I like this but I can't think of anything quite like it, it's a mix of ideas fersure...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Ty, angel_i ;)
I only got the cool-aid and some vanilla stoli, so that's gonna wait 'till I go to the liquor store next week ><
Oooohhh, hey...
I need music to listen to. Anybody care to share some recommendations?
I'll be a bit more specific: I like stuff that makes me dance, or chill.
My current favorite band is Chungking(doh!)
ETA: I've also been desperate to find out who sings this song that comes up at Project Catlwak and several other reality shows made in England: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkS9HmeENg&feature
None of those assholes answered me about what's the song playing @ around 7:20, when they're introducing that freako Keiko(sp?)
And I'm going BONKERz trying to know.
-"Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:28am."
Hahaha! What hair??. Well, I don't know if it'll take this chick long to show off her groin goods. She's a nude model of some kind, no?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Someone needs to tell this trick that the '80's are over.......
I kinda like what she's selling. Bitch is bad!!!
@Sibsi:
I had to look it up. Now I'm a little concerned about bartenders tasting my drinks!
Pour amaretto, melon liqueur and vodka into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Add cranberry juice to taste, and stir again. Top with Sprite, to taste, and serve.
It was listed as Canadian too. Mebbe there's an American one...this one perhaps:
1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
3 oz sweetened cranberry juice
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
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What's a Killer Kool-laid?
I've got some around to dye wool - look at me, I'm such a fiber artist, y'all!! - and could experiment with that for a change :)
ETA: found this recipe: http://www.recipezaar.com/Killer-Kool-Aid-320371
Sounds good, but I hate amaretto ='
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:38am.
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:29am.
i've never had a long island ice tea, but i just looked up the ingredients and wow!- vodka, gin, tequila, rum and contreau...... that could make a fun holiday!! :)
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That used to be our drink of choice back in the day. We were always looking for drinks that tasted like candy but got us high like straight-up Jack Daniels. That was a winner, fersure! And Killer Kool-Aid.
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I like Electric Lemonade, too. It didn't make me puke usually. LIIT was good for a fast drunk.
long island ice tea it is!!!
i really don't want to wait to get off work to start drankin'
anybody watch SYTYCD last nite?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:29am.
i've never had a long island ice tea, but i just looked up the ingredients and wow!- vodka, gin, tequila, rum and contreau...... that could make a fun holiday!! :)
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That used to be our drink of choice back in the day. We were always looking for drinks that tasted like candy but got us high like straight-up Jack Daniels. That was a winner, fersure! And Killer Kool-Aid.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:29am.
i've never had a long island ice tea, but i just looked up the ingredients and wow!- vodka, gin, tequila, rum and contreau...... that could make a fun holiday!! :)
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Guaranteed to make a southern girl say 'youse guys.'
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:31am.
I hope the carpet doesn't match the curtains.
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LOL! I'm getting a visual. My mind can't compute.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:29am.
i've never had a long island ice tea, but i just looked up the ingredients and wow!- vodka, gin, tequila, rum and contreau...... that could make a fun holiday!! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:28am.
Happy 4th eberyone!!!
i still haven't decided what to drink yet? good old american (HA!) beer, margarita's, screwdrivers....
what do you think is the most independence day appropriate alchy??
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I go with Vodka, 'cause I'm cool & ironic like that and celebrate the date in commie style.
I hope the carpet doesn't match the curtains.
Happy almost 4th, hookers and hos.
I've spent the morning making baby food and doing laundry. So exciting I could barf.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 11:28am.
Happy 4th eberyone!!!
i still haven't decided what to drink yet? good old american (HA!) beer, margarita's, screwdrivers....
what do you think is the most independence day appropriate alchy??
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Tea. Long Island Iced Tea that is.
I thought I read somewhere they broke up like, in May or something...
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