Friday, July 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
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@Angel-i, hey I had to work today so not every jerk in America had off today.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
you're just jelly! *chugs vodka*
I like how you guys forget how to count at this time of year. Inneresting. Becuz the last I checked today is the THIRD. And I see a lot of people are not at work...and everyone else has been drinking for hours...We need to try this in Canada...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
hey! who posted that mean comment about elb?! my palm must be acting up. *bangs phone on coffee table* sorry I think I have some interference helllo hello hello?
@EEG: Received/Replied. Thanks:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
What could be more American on the 4th than a cold beer? Maybe a nice Dos Equis, Stella, or Dinkel Acker?
Sandbitch
your avvie is giving me the will to go on... heeee.
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Fucka doodle-do.
elb told me he tried to bang beth ditto once on his desk but the fupa was in the way so he just took his small dong home and made more cyber babies with strangers on the internet.
Stoney,
Glad to hear it!
The argument was not pretty. And text? Have created a monster, STOP texting me at four a.m.
Hey you could use that to your advantage! ;)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:47pm.
* sneaking in to see how many peeps feel sorry for me *
I feel for you ELB. I'm scheduled to have one of those steroid injections in my elbow next week. And I fear I will punch the doctor when he hits the spot. I blame Bill Gates.
My injury is ongoing ( few months), cortazone/steroid injs dont hurt that much but my pains moved from rotator cuff??? to clavicular??? taking ages!
Silvaro, no busty co-workers OR desks on construction sites!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thanks for the get wells! :o)
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Sarah Palin is resigning as Gov of Alaska..breaking news
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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
yeah its ok now. sorry can't check my gmail on my palm for some reason. that's why my comments are so special needs right now. sorry to hear about bike fucker. fucker!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:47pm.
* sneaking in to see how many peeps feel sorry for me *
I feel for you ELB. I'm scheduled to have one of those steroid injections in my elbow next week. And I fear I will punch the doctor when he hits the spot. I blame Bill Gates.
El B I feel sorry for you. Now tell me what's the dirtiest thing you've ever done with a busty co-worker on your desk?
details are extrememly important at this point...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:48pm.
please, has anyone NOT fucked on their desk after hours?
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Wow. I'm a little jealous of people with an "after-hours", I've been working on a 24/7 kinda cycle for so long...but sure, I've fucked on some desks:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
angel,
Mail.
Stoney, all good whore?
El bastardo! Go get some rest, and if they gave you pills for the pain..take 'em and rest. Feel better!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:47pm.
* sneaking in to see how many peeps feel sorry for me *
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Sorry, I had to go eat chocolate so I'm late:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
@ELB I hope you don't get the swine flu at the hospital.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
Ahhhhhh, the pain! Help me Beelzebub! * sob *
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
please, has anyone NOT fucked on their desk after hours?
" sheepish side eye."
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:41pm.
Question: What is the nastiest/craziest/worst thing you've ever done at work AND gotten away with....
Pee'd in my bosses hand basin (doctor). Hey - I was working late and the bathrooms were locked. What to do?
* sneaking in to see how many peeps feel sorry for me *
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
k, I'll go first. I snuck ciggs in a stairwell, while proping the door open with my foot after deactivating the alarm, which of course, in itself would have gotten me fired.
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*throws full can of soup at elb* Oh no i'm not getting my ass fired by revealing such a thing on the d!
@Silvara0428: back in the day: sex,been to work drunk. right now: I'm sleeping at work. great to know I am getting paid for sleeping today.
Coma Caca!!
ElB,
Feel better! Glad to see your magic peener is still healthy enough to use the keyboard.
EL B
get better! else we can't do the fucky times when I fly over the pond!
I need to show you the pie goods and the bootmoves before you croak!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Get better el bastardo!That reminds me...So I forgot to mention...the point of me coming back on D after my nap...(still continues)...I dreamt that I was going to pharmacies for Acetominophen but they were out and no more OTC meds. weird...hmmm. (goes back to nap)
Coma Caca!!
@ELB sorry to hear of your troubles. And God Save the Queen.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:34pm.
what??? MJ is dead??!!
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STILL?!?
I know, right?
lazy fucker!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Sup horz? Anyone notice the clock on the wall leaving a snail trail...fuck!
Question: What is the nastiest/craziest/worst thing you've ever done at work AND gotten away with....
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*busts in tits out* Someone is on a BOOZE STRIKE?!
If I don't laugh right now, I'm gonna get in the tub and open a fucking vein. that cat was my heart.
I rescued him as a tiny, tiny, wee kittah from some kids who were throwing him against the side of a house. he had nail polish in his fur. three weeks later, I gave bith to my son. I was terrifeid the kitty would be jelly, but instead, he had to be stopped from grooming the baby while I nursed the baby.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Just dropping in to tell everyone that i saw my bones today, had a massive steroid-filled needle stuck in my shoulder and i'm in pain! Gotta have some kinda scan in a few weeks and then surgery. Some kinda Acromioclavicular/Impingement something. Even my x-ray skelly was ugly!!!!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit!
I need at least 10x ' awwwwww, get better ElBs '
Happy 4th July American thieves. Rule Britannia!!! :o)
See y'all next week, ciao.
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:35pm.
Later ESE.
CTH, your MJ post made me snort.
I had forgotten about the whole OP fiasco TITS, points finger, laughs.
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ooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOooooooOOOH!
Do tell!
:D
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:34pm.
what??? MJ is dead??!!
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STILL?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
MSN homepage reports there will be a lottery for tickets to the MJ funeral/memorial... if Joe has his way there will be $$ involved. Oh and if you cant get a ticket, there is talk about it being televised on tv.
fuck me running, on that day I'm renting movies!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Later ESE.
CTH, your MJ post made me snort.
I had forgotten about the whole OP fiasco TITS, points finger, laughs.
what??? MJ is dead??!!
(goes back to bed) I'll be in later drunk,..or drinking.
Coma Caca!!
Her hair matches her cigarette packet matches her camel toe.
Shite. Open post.
EEG sorry for your man troubles, I love and leave em, so no advice,except, love and leave em!
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Fucka doodle-do.
in other news, Michael Jackson remains dead.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:26pm.
i can always count on you to be a cheap date!LOL!
gotta go, folks!... happy, happy to all!!
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"I've come here a thousand times,
some things never change.
Lay me down...take me away.
Oh God... I'm so damn tired."
I know morals dlisted style!
TITS you are confusing me? Of course I am bloody angry. You saying I shouldn't be?
CTH, renting does suck ass.
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/search/linus/1408
my boo.
sobs.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Ahaha! I DO have a clue! WILLIAM Hurt! Altered States!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
ESE
it's a tad early for me to get my drunk on, but I'm naked in your waterbed.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:17pm.
Meh, for the first time I could careless about The Fourth of July.
Our Founding Fathers would be committing suicide if they were alive today to see the fuckery going on here. Even FDR, who was the most socialistic of all our Presidents, is giving this administration the side-eye. Europe is running as fast as possible away from socialist behavior and we are running full tilt at it. We're paralleled, its fucked up.
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WTF are you talking about you ignorant beast? You mean Denmark with their nationalized healthcare system is reeeeaally looking down on the stuff Obamas trying to do right. Or Sweeden with a 1% unemployment rate and which was once voted one of the happiest, safest places in the world with their nationalized higher education and healthcare system is so disappointed with America right now. STFU....the reason other industrialized nations are becomming wary of America is because of Bush war policies, etc....you effing monster.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
OMFG I'M IN THE OPEN POST!
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!
grabs skirts and runs for the hills
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter