Friday, July 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose's Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:18pm.
Have a good weekend D-Listers, stay safe, happy, drunk/high and healthy..
Feel better to all that are a bit illin and CTH, Im sorry about your pussy..um I mean your kitty, you are very lucky to have re=homed him/her.
It's kitten season and the shelters and rescues are filled beyond capacity.
HAPPY 4TH YALL!!
XOXO
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Oh... just thought of something I've been meaning to ask, but keep forgetting: Where's Sheeps and The President? Oh and Tiger, of course.
Have not seen them in a while, so just wondering...
Have a good weekend D-Listers, stay safe, happy, drunk/high and healthy..
Feel better to all that are a bit illin and CTH, Im sorry about your pussy..um I mean your kitty, you are very lucky to have re=homed him/her.
It's kitten season and the shelters and rescues are filled beyond capacity.
HAPPY 4TH YALL!!
XOXO
I remember reading that Palin spent 500,000 or 5 mil...5 somethn in legal fees to protect herself against lawsuits that were being filed against her up the wazoo for miscellaneous reasons. Maybe thats the reason. I certainly know quitting a job half way through isnt a quality that a lot of people admire so she might have a harder time in politics from here on out.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
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@EH
Here's a White Chili recipe that's not as good as Clarisse's
http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/001658white_chili.php
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@ EastEndGirl,
That may be true as well, but she didn't mention any new position at the press conference. Maybe she wants to keep it quiet.*shrugs*
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:04pm.
CTH!
Nah! I also have my home-made White Chili ready...been cooking since 10 am!! It's reeeeally good!! It'll fill your belleh!
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Recipe Pleeeease!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
This 4th is sooo gonna suck for me, not gonna go into it but ive been missin my guy so much lately and I remember back when we first met there was an outdoor concert and went to go see it and we just laid on a blanket and cuddled for hours, that was one of the most perfect days I can remember having in awhile and tomorrow im going to be in a situation very similar to that one with people I like far far less and all im goning to be thinking about is if he was still here..how happy id be and how much fun id be having. Life sucks without him.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 4:04pm.
Clarisse, there's an adorable picture, with a cute caption, of a kitten and a bunny at
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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CTH!
Nah! I also have my home-made White Chili ready...been cooking since 10 am!! It's reeeeally good!! It'll fill your belleh!
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@Sandbitch: O boo boo. Reach that bong! I wish I could fix it for you! Pain's a bitch. Bitching's good for pain, tho! So, let's just tear some bitches apart....like, I like how she has this opposite thing going on with Kanye - like, her face is so smooth and his is all lumpy...that's kinda cool:)
Kanye is rap, he says. He's rainbow wrap, more like it.
One day, Kanye sought council with his friends. He told them...Yo, I'm not GAY, I'm not! I dunno man, I just don't LIKE girls that much...I mean I like dressing them up an' shit an' shopping wid'em...but dat's it....Den I wanna go hang wit mah boys....but not like THAT...yo, yo don't worry about THAT *heheh*...but maybe...yo, Maurice - put on dat dress over there...lemme see dat...what?
Don't mind me - I'm in limbo. My daughter is back any minute two hours ago. I'm not sure what to do with myself at this point.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
clarisse xoxoxoxoxoxox
don't tempt me! imagine the drunk tank tomorrow if we got a DUI
the drunk tank of july fourth!
"shuddering"
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Fucka doodle-do.
CTH!
Sorry to hear about your kitty!
I bought some FABU Black Raspberry voddie coctails for tmrw, but hop in your car and we'll kill em tonight!
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Momus
without doubt. I was lucky as hell, and I know it!
the no kill fosters don't have any openings in this entire state.
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Fucka doodle-do.
@Christine
I'm sorry that you had to give up your kitteh but glad that a couple who truly wanted an adult kitteh got one who they can love and care for.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Event Horizon, don't really feel like getting into this shit right now, so whatever. You win. Congrats.
Evil Shoe, come back!
Momrus-
CORRECT. But alot of people hear socialism and think communism.....the absolute extreme end of socialism. And when you have idiots comparing Obamas policies to communism...thats when things get dangerous and thats when things become untrue and unfair!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
America, majority rules with minority rights and equality for all. Anyone can have an opinion but when your opinion limits others freedom or is steeped in intolerance and superiority then it should NOT be made into policy or thrown around in political talk because that is very unAmerican!
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Hey hey hey! You can't just fucking throw that in there behind some real words and act like we won't see it. ANYTHING can be thrown around in political talk. THAT's freedom of speech.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:41pm.
EvilShoe don't be crazy! YOU are MOST welcome!
Yeah shoe, what Angle said. You want we should shank a bitch??
@Sandbitch: Eep! *gentlehugs* for your pain. I din't realize you were going through that....or maybe I remember from way back...? Our times are so off - are you supposed to be awake right now? LOL!
Gee fanks angle. I am supposed to be blissfully sleeping according to the moon outside. But when one feels like a polar bear is gnawing one's arm off... WAKE UP AUSTRAAALIA! *reaches for the breakfast bong* (toss up between reaching and retching).
Thanks joe
I have no desire to celebrate a fucking thing, unless you count drinking as celebrating.
this country is fucked so bad..... our local animal shelters have so many cats that they have cages lined up IN THE HALLWAYS filled with cats.
I got real luck, he's in a good home, but it doesn't help my heart right now..
people who lost their shit, like me, are no losing their pets.
loss after loss after loss.... sorry, you know I'm never a downer, but jesus.
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Fucka doodle-do.
@evilshoe, i agreed w/ your post. and if EH wants free healthcare... THEN GO ON MEDICARE!!
christ, one of my dead beat friends just went to a 2 week 'rehab'/vacation through medicare that cost the taxpayers of ny 3,000$. there's welfare out there if you seek it EH.
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Night horz
Happy whatever you choose to celebrate :)
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In the debate as to whether President Obama is a socialist, I cast my vote for yes.
The U.S. is clearly a socialistic-capitalistics society. Our government control a great deal of our economy. Although we have common carriers (e.g., FedEx), the Postal Service is a government corporation, the American Red Cross is a government corporation, AmTrak is a government corporation, the Tennessee Valley Authority is a government corporation. The govnernment controls the stock market (Securities and Exchange Commission), the banks (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation), private nuclear power (Nuclear Regulatory Commission), medicine (grants and medicare/medicaid), agriculture, national parks, interstate highways, and all aspects of our economy through the tax laws.
And, all those agencies are executive branch agencies which answer to the President.
We are socialistic nation. No doubt about it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:36pm.
ok gotta go clean the bathroom so it looks like I did something today bye hors
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Bye, Stoney! Hope to see you back soon.
Oh and Evil Shoe, don't you dare quit posting! Quitting is for losers!!
Seriously though, I might even partially agree with what you said and even if that wasn't the case, this is AMERICA, land of the free, freedom of speech and all that shiz~
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America, majority rules with minority rights and equality for all. Anyone can have an opinion but when your opinion limits others freedom or is steeped in intolerance and superiority then it should NOT be made into policy or thrown around in political talk because that is very unAmerican!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:38pm.
Think of me in a gallon of wine at 6:30 PDT. He is so anal he set up the time so I don't miss his calls.
Considers being very busy.
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May I suggest some music therapy?
I'm listening to "Rain On Your Parade" now. I didn't even know this Duffy this morning, now I'm kinda addicted! Though those lyrics aren't for me, bitch can sing!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:02pm.
Sandbitch
your avvie is giving me the will to go on... heeee.
Y'know I just can't get over how badly Michael Jackson fucked his life up. If only he had used his peen for good...
Damn idiot foowal!
@Gnosis
Sometimes the things for which we stand are grounded in toxic goop. Dont just stand for anything, stand for whats right!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
EvilShoe don't be crazy! YOU are MOST welcome!
@Sandbitch: Eep! *gentlehugs* for your pain. I din't realize you were going through that....or maybe I remember from way back...? Our times are so off - are you supposed to be awake right now? LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:36pm.
ok gotta go clean the bathroom so it looks like I did something today bye hors
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Bye, Stoney! Hope to see you back soon.
Oh and Evil Shoe, don't you dare quit posting! Quitting is for losers!!
Seriously though, I might even partially agree with what you said and even if that wasn't the case, this is AMERICA, land of the free, freedom of speech and all that shiz~
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:40pm.
If I don't laugh right now, I'm gonna get in the tub and open a fucking vein. that cat was my heart.
I rescued him as a tiny, tiny, wee kittah from some kids who were throwing him against the side of a house. he had nail polish in his fur. three weeks later, I gave bith to my son. I was terrifeid the kitty would be jelly, but instead, he had to be stopped from grooming the baby while I nursed the baby.
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I'm sorry, Christine.
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The history of Buenos Aires is written in its telephone directory. Pompey Romanov, Emilio Rommel, Crespina D.Z. de Rose, Ladislao Radziwil, and Elizabeta Marta Callman de Rothschild..
I read awhile back that she had been offered some top notch position in the party?
Sibsi, ta. Think of me in a gallon of wine at 6:30 PDT. He is so anal he set up the time so I don't miss his calls.
Considers being very busy.
@Evil-
And im entitled to give my opinion of any opinion posted in the OP.....you basically called Obama, a man of integrity and the insight to lead this country back into greatness a socialist, can you even comprehend the concept of socialism? Do you know what youre talking about because it sounds like youre repeating right wing rhetoric meant to admonish and ridicule and inspiring figure and that is stupid. If you cant make up your own criticisms about a person and instead search for them in the media..your an idiot and im not gonna stand by and let anyone spread mistruths and lies about someone who hasnt done anything to deserve it.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:29pm.
Sarah Palin is resigning as Governor of Alaska the end of the month.
No reason was given, but we know that bitch did something wrong.
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Methinks that it has to do with the numerous ethics violations pending against her and that she has become a detriment to the Republican Party.
The Republicans can't many more hits for what the party claims are sexual improprieties: bathroom gay sex, adultery, and unwed mothers.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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ok gotta go clean the bathroom so it looks like I did something today bye hors
Evil Shoe... Stand by your opinions and fuck what anybody else has to say. End of Story.
Happy Drnky Fireworks Day everybody
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You might not believe it, you might not even buy it, but when it comes to our lady, you might just try it
that fucking cunt is probably going to run for senate or something to gear up for her presidential run. *becomes homicidal*
Sarah Palin is resigning as Governor of Alaska the end of the month.
No reason was given, but we know that bitch did something wrong.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:21pm.
*hands over a soothing elixer of Doesn'tGiveAShit and a shank*
Many of us lurves you ... and piss on the others.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:00pm.
My injury is ongoing ( few months), cortazone/steroid injs dont hurt that much but my pains moved from rotator cuff??? to clavicular??? taking ages!
I think that happens when the original pain focus subsides (steroid) and then all the compensatory pain kicks in.
EvilShoe on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:21pm.
Insulted? HA I have boobs!!!!!
No sorry really what?
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Mother....!
I go for a hike and miss all the action.
Anyway, didn't read all the back log.
Hope EEG gets to see her hot ginge tonight, etc, etc...
christine the hoff & El Bastardo and whoever of you brilliant horz are aching, hope you feel better soon.
Eta: just read EEG's situation. Sorry to hear about the surprise departure for a bike trip. Sending you positive thoughts to help you keep the inner bitch down when you next speak to him.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:21pm.
"hands you a drink and an IGNORE button"
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Fucka doodle-do.
Hahaa!
El B.'s boobs explode on airplanes!!!
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 2:26pm.
Wow, I was pretty sure that open post was for anything, not to get insulted for your opinion and called nasty ass names. That is messed up.
I certainly don't feel welcome to post here anymore.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:10pm.
@Angel-i, hey I had to work today so not every jerk in America had off today.
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Ok, then. I feel more better less bitter now:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
elb has boobs and he's a boi
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 3:10pm.
Hey, Silvaro!
Jeez! Take me to your queefer.
El B!
I missed you, but feel better ya bastid!
CTH!!!
YOU would go to see the homeland with me!!!! HELL YEAH!!!! You wouldn't keep me waitin!!!
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This 4th is going to be so sad for me...I wont be celebrating.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Not to be a grammar snob, but El B responded to me as Silvaro, it is Silvara with an A because I have boobs...most of you know this.
*pulls top of shirt down again just to check*
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